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The Hills Kelly Cutrone: "In Christianity, Mary Gets Pregnant On Her Own, She Doesn’t Even Get F*cked.”

In this morning's rag trade, we mentioned (briefly) the awesomeness that is this profile of Kelly Cutrone, the self-proclaimed PR "power bitch" and boss of Whitney on The Hills, but we felt we would be remiss in not discussing it further. Before we get to the choice quotes that Cutrone, the owner of People's Revolution, proffers after the jump, I just wanted to point out that Kelly herself gets up in the Observer's comment section to quash the haters who accuse her of lying about her age. In response to a commenter who says, "Hasn't Kelly Cutrone been 42 for about 10 years now?" Kelly goes gangsta: "You have left us no choice we are scanning a copy of my driver's license now — maybe it is your lives that are moving too slow." More quality Cutrone quotes, coming right up! More »

2:30 PM on Thu Jun 19 2008
By Jessica
10,213 views, 78 comments

Latest by JRae: I always thought Joseph and Mary were practicing mutual masturbation. He jacked off on her vadge, and somehow a stray sperm made its way inside. Didn't health class teach us this could happen? ;) more »

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Nothing Really Happened On The Hills Season Finale

Last night's season finale of The Hills only served to further prove that the best part about the show are the teasers for upcoming episodes. Aside from all the scripted drama between Heidi and Spencer, nothing really happened on the big season finale. The rest was just par for the course, like Lauren's crocodile tears, and Whitney's weird pronunciation of words ending in "ing." Oh, but Lo did mention something about cheese being bad for her behind, and I could totally relate to that. But still, who isn't psyched for season four, after seeing that preview? Clip above, and after the jump, the rapid aging of the dog with two mommies. More »

11:00 AM on Tue May 13 2008
By Slut Machine
7,206 views, 92 comments

Latest by Marscinema: I really hate LC (maybe cuz she reminds me of a past roommate), but when your friend tells you that your other friend is coming between you (which is obvious because your closer with said friend), how can you not more »

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Spencer Pratt Is Really That Evil, And Other Sad Truths About The Hills From A Guy Who Went Out With L.C.

Dodai has this whole theory that The Hills is totally like professional wrestling, neither of which I watch but then I googled "WWE" + "fake" and I totally began to understand what she meant! Like, everyone know that it's all totally fake, and yet, like The Hills, its fakeness has totally become its own industry, gazillions thousands of "Is wrestling really fake?" websites, all 108,972 of which can be succinctly summarized: AFFIRMATIVE! So yes, The Hills is fake, and yet we somehow cannot get enough of the stories about how fake it is, which is to say I for some reason salivated over every word of this interview with a model named Gavin who went on a date with L.C. on last week's episode and I really don't even give a shit. And here's the big takeaway: the fakeness is so comprehensive, and the cast members are so young and devoid of meaningful identities to suppress, that the fakeness is actually disguised realness. Which is to say the date with L.C. didn't go that well. More »

7:00 PM on Thu Oct 25 2007
By Moe
5,916 views, 53 comments

Latest by n/a: GAAAAAAAAAH confession time: as a filmmaker (cinematographer/editor) with super highbrow taste (on a microbiotic diet of italian neorealism / french nouvelle vague / taiwanese art cinema) i am ashamed to admit i have watched (and sometimes still watch) the Hills. more »