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The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
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The Queen of No
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
JustinBobby does this thing where he says something really amazing and intense to you and you're hooked, then he says something awful and you're devastated. Then he does it again. And again. It turns into like a drug addiction. No, I swear I'm not speaking from experience. #thehillspuppies
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SharonTaint
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
How is that Jen Bunney?? You can't just switch out Jens and expect the audience not to realize!

This is some Darrin on Bewitched style antics! #thehillspuppies
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hannapdx
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
Jen Bunny was in some classes w/ my friend at USC. My friend says she is incredibly annoying. #thehillspuppies
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ElleL
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
THAT"S Jen Bunney? WHAAAAT. Is going under the knife and looking totally different required on this show?

However, I will say Lo, Lauren, and Kristin look the same as they always have. #thehillspuppies
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RiloKilo
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
I feel bad for the puppy in #3. I see the fear in his eyes! Well, eye. #thehillspuppies
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/04/09

@RiloKilo: That was my first thought too. I watched this last night and there are actually 2 puppies. Here's hoping that Heidi might be a good dog owner? I mean, everyone's good at something and I haven't seen her talent yet.
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RiloKilo
11/04/09

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Didn't she have a puppy once before, though? That mysteriously disappeared..... #thehillspuppies
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Tchotchke
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
JustinBobby must be a wildcat in the sack because he's an unapologetic douche and yet, these women can't get enough of him. #thehillspuppies
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KittyKittyCat
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
"Totes. Totes mah-goats". Could Lo have sounded any less interested!? LOL.

Also, didn't Jenn Bunney also used to be a brunette? Why does this show insist on everyone dying their hair blonde? #thehillspuppies
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Jessysaurusrex
11/04/09

@KittyKittyCat: She was a gorgeous brunette. It looked like she's not even totally blonde-- she's got that light on top, dark brunette on the bottom thing going on. #thehillspuppies
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KittyKittyCat
11/04/09

@Jessysaurusrex: The skunk look? Ala Shauvon and Trisha from Real World Sydney? #thehillspuppies
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JessaFields
11/04/09

@KittyKittyCat: I hate myself for knowing this, but she had blonde hair back on "Laguna Beach." So she might be a natural blonde. I think Audrina is a natural blonde who dyes her hair darker. #thehillspuppies
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KittyKittyCat
11/04/09

@JessaFields: Confirmation she was a brunette earlier in the show. These people must get paid well to maintain all of these hair color changes. I miss Audrina's brown hair too. #thehillspuppies
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KittyKittyCat
11/04/09

@KittyKittyCat: Also, because I can't resist.... #thehillspuppies
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JessaFields
11/04/09

@KittyKittyCat: Oh, I know she was one on "The Hills." But she was a blonde on "Laguna Beach" before that. She's one of Lauren and Lo's high school friends. I think she looks a lot better as a brunette, too. #thehillspuppies
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Jessysaurusrex
11/04/09

@KittyKittyCat: Yes, that skunk where when she flips her hair back, it makes you ask "Who forgot to dye all of her hair?" #thehillspuppies
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Penny
11/04/09

In reply to The Hills: Everyone's Pretending They're Over JustinBobby
Sorry if off-topic, but does anyone read that blog Cupcakes & Cashmere? The girl looks EXACTLY like Jo, or whatever her name is.

Actually, I am not convinced she's not the same person.

Also, I miss PPG. Over and out. #thehillspuppies
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ElleL
11/04/09

@Penny: Yes! She DOES! Good call. I've been thinking she reminded me of someone for ages, and you nailed it! Nicely done. #thehillspuppies
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coconanas
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
They want her to go to rehab because she dances like a knob when she's shitfaced at a party?

If that is what equals alcoholism, 89% of Australians would need to go to rehab. #thehillsjoefrancis
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GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
The title of this says it all...everyone cool in LA and Malibu just goes to a party and looks bored and pissed off for a couple hours, then leaves. So, dancing like this, unless, of course, you are smoking hot Playboy material, and the guys think it's hot, is cause for embarrassment, and embarrassment is cause for rehab. Stop having fun Holly! #thehillsjoefrancis
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liloslifecoach
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
Is it just me or does Holly seem like the only fun one on The Hills? When she was dancing, all I could think was, why won't those sticks in the mud get up and dance?? Stay strong and drunk, Holly!!! #thehillsjoefrancis
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nohaircuts
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
It's like these people have never seen Intervention before.

If they want to get the narrative right, Holly needs to be sneaking beers all day at work, and chugging mouthwash before passing out on the lawn, and then they need to get her beleaguered, co-dependent children to threaten to quit driving her to the liquor store before school. An insincere hug from she-Pratt isn't going to cut it.

This show can even make the judgmental melodrama boring. #thehillsjoefrancis
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delirium.megans
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
if doing 80's dances at a party makes you an alcoholic, then sign me up for rehab. #thehillsjoefrancis
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
The She-Pratt just got a DUI, right? awkward. #thehillsjoefrancis
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JinxyMcDeath
10/28/09

In reply to The Hills: Only Alcoholics Dance At Parties In Malibu
I was confused why they told Holly that she needed to go to rehab. I mean, that seemed a bit excessive. Tons of my friends drink "too much" but I wouldn't say enough to where they need to go to rehab for it. Also, I didn't find Holly's behavior to be super drunky.

If anyone has shown to be super drunky, it's that drama queen, Jayde. Ugh, I hate that girl. She starts a fight with the first sentence she says by saying something snarky and immature "Oh, I didn't say hi since I saw you talking to Kristin." And then feigns surprise when Brody reacts negatively and cries foul, "why are you mad!?" Then to top it off, she has the balls to talk shit about him to her friends while he's at the same party. Um, how old is this girl? 16. I would have dumped her for that alone.

See, I said last week that Brody and Jayde were the type of couple that constantly fought, that no one liked together (specifically, no one liked Jayde), but that they stay together for YEARS for unknown reasons. I remain correct. #thehillsjoefrancis
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phoenixgirl70
10/28/09

@JinxyMcDeath: Why do you believe you know the real Jayde and Brody from watching this fake scripted show? That's their storyline. Seriously, hating on a girl you see for 2 minutes on a fake show? To spend time writing not just comments but paragraphs about her? Relax....you don't know her, she is not someone in your life. Save your energy for something real. #thehillsjoefrancis
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JinxyMcDeath
10/29/09

@phoenixgirl70: Oh ok, thanks girl who doesn't know me. I've been laying awake at night thinking about Jayde and Brody and their relationship now for weeks. So, I appreciate your intevention. #thehillsjoefrancis
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