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Women With Long Nails Say No To iPhones • Heinz Pulls "Gay-Kiss" Mayo Ad
Chipped nails are out. Bashed nails are in.

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sybann
04/24/09

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"I have a cleaning lady crimson"
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K
04/24/09

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While we're on the topic, can someone please explain to me how you can get yourself off manually with long, manicured, acrylics?
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brinkswomanship
04/24/09

@K: Ohhhh this brings back painful memories of the first time I grew my nails out a couple of years ago (after a lifetime of biting). Trust me, you only make that mistake once...
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/24/09

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Chen Yu Scissorhands.
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
04/24/09

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Wolverina.

Which was actually my nickname in elementary school, because I longer nails than most 8 year olds (although my parents didn't let me paint them).
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Hooplehead
04/24/09

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Don't Wine When I Scratch You

Wolverine-ot Noir

Blood-y Good

Chianti-d Your Car
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
04/24/09

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I wonder what other stereotypical products they would make....

Coming soon! Jewish Grandmother Tips: they're just like French tips but give you unsolicited advice and ask you why you haven't finished your brisket!
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Bunsen Honeydew
04/24/09

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I like how it says "For Your Nails" along the top. I was really just planning on putting this on my teeth, but now I wont
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hello.kitty
04/24/09

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The wonton racist overtones are FU-cking ridiculous.
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
04/24/09

@hello.kitty: I know, it bad drivers me crazy.
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brendastarlet is on it
04/24/09

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Shanghai Ten!
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BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
04/24/09

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Not just for the nails. My husband swears by this stuff. Although Pointy Penis can be a side effect.
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MockMyWorld
04/24/09

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Man, those things would slow my commenting response time so much that I'd still be in the middle of last week's Saturday Night Social right now.
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NefariousNewt
04/24/09

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"Chen You: For The Stereotypical Evil Oriental Woman in All of Us."
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hello.kitty
04/24/09

@NefariousNewt: Ahe so, me rove you rong time.

Me prepare opium pipe, know many ancient Chinese sex secrets...

(barf)

I've always told non Asian guys, if you want to score points with me do not, I repeat do NOT:

Tell me you love Jackie Chen movies.

That I remind you of Suzy Wong.
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KiddyKat
04/24/09

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See, you guys laugh but that woman can poke your eyes out and still be a safe distance from you. I say this is the new mace.
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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
04/24/09

@KiddyKat: Makes that three Stooges hand-in-front-of-the-nose trick obsolete.
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bananastand
04/24/09

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Well, this will lead to the creation of accidental tampon-kebabs.
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NefariousNewt
04/24/09

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"Feeling Stabby?"
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hello.kitty
04/24/09

@NefariousNewt:

I am striking my gong at you. Good one, NN.
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