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From The Department Of Vom
Was Kathleen Turner Soused On Martha Stewart?
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From The Department Of Vom |
Was Kathleen Turner Soused On Martha Stewart? |
07/31/09
07/30/09
However, I cannot imagine in a million years using that as a meatloaf ingredient. I don't even like meatloaf, for pete's sake.
07/30/09
The ad reminds me of a 1970s cookbook that someone gave me. It had some of the most truly disgusting things in it. I deemed it a tome of evil on a par with the Necronomicon and sent it off to be guarded by monks.
07/31/09
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
I do love it so.
07/30/09
(Out of a cloud of crude sexual comments, a dialogue emerges...)
Paul: "Let's just have a naked lady with "Miracle Whip" spelled out on her body in mayonnaise!
(Laughter. Ken looks like he is actually considering that angle. Sal smiles to cover a wince.)
Don: "That would be excellent if our target audience were bachelors and working girls."
Ken: "The problem is, this stuff is disgusting. What the hell is it made of anyway?"
Peggy: [Enters with folder in hand. Hands to Don. Starts to leave. Sees a crude sketch made by Paul of oversexed mayo ad. Considers it a moment.]
Don: "Peggy, how do you think we can market this mayonnaise substitute to women?"
Peggy: "What's in it?"
Paul: "Mayonnaise."
Peggy: [confounded expression] Oh. [Thinks] Well... women work hard to cook a meal for their man because they, well, uh, *want* something... you know, from him...
Everyone: [looks confused]
Peggy exits.
The next day:
(In a meeting)
Sal: "So this is our rough draft of the ad campaign for Miracle Whip. We put the text in a box shaped like a recipe card."
Paul: "And we went with your suggestions, Peggy."
Peggy: "Uh, maybe if you swap out the photo of the naked lady for a picture of meat loaf or something. And underline the word "cook", so they know this isn't some kind of thing to be used with the Relaxiciser."
[Laughter all around. Meeting is inexplicably and wordlessly adjourned.]
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Oh, nevermind. You're a beet person. Up is down, down is sideways.
07/30/09
Heaven's, I swoon.
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ETA: "p.s., tell the oven that it's not slow, we love it just the way it is."
07/30/09
question. what is miracle whip made of?
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ugh BARF. This "fill the center" business puts me in mind of Sandra Lee and her heinous concoctions. Exhibit A:
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07/31/09
Clearly, it should not be served at Kwanzaa, but... hey, I'd eat it for other special occasions.
Maybe I have no sense of taste?
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