Half the reason I haven't made plans to visit America is because of airport regulations. I try to be that smiley co-operative girl in airports, but I seem to look incredibly suspicious judging by my searching frequency. Must learn the Dempsey charm.
@dianersb was bit by a zombie: And all of these other ladies here? Well.. they're, uh, going to supervise also. And document every moment with their cameraphones.
It looks like it's working nicely. And wasn't he in that movie where he was a pizza delivery guy and when ladies called and asked for anchovies on their pizza, he'd come have secks with them? What was that movie called, and was that definitely him?
Sir, that smile looks lethal. I'll need you to stand still while I give you the, ahem, required pat down. I'll get almost no pleasure from this, honest.
@BabyJane: I was gonna say something about McCavity McSearches, and then I got that song from Cats stuck in my head, and now I can't do anything at all.
"I'm really sorry about Made of Honor. I swear, the script looked better than the finished project turned out to be. I'll give you back the price of the ticket if you let me onto my flight."
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I'm sorry Mr. McDreamy, I'm going to need you to go behind this curtain so that I can supervise your strip search.
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Male TSA: You had me at boarding, sir.
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McCavity, McCavity, there's no one like McCavity
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity
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That is going to be in my head all day.
Thanks, you two!
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