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    Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi

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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    10/01/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    While I certainly wouldn't discourage Spencer from sterilizing himself to prevent any future Spencers entering this world, he really could solve this problem by just using a condom. Or, you know, not marrying someone you don't trust.
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    Image of TiniDarling TiniDarling
    10/01/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Emmanuelle Béart is 46?!?

    Fucking French.
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment TiniDarling was starred TiniDarling was unstarred
    Image of kellieherson kellieherson
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    I feel like Kanye West is a few moments of weirdness away from becoming Tracy Jordan.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment kellieherson was starred kellieherson was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    09/30/09

    @kellieherson: I don't know, Kanye's weirdness is so negative and repulsive and Tracy Morgan's weirdness is so...so werewolf bar mitzvah and spooky scary.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/01/09

    @Snowbunny: Ya. Plus, Tracy's funny. The fictional Brian Fellows wouldn't even pull the shit that Kanye's pulled NUMEROUS times, now.

    EDIT: Oh yeah - Lady Gaga, WE ALL SAW WHAT HE DID. If that doesn't represent him, then maybe he should stop being an ass in public.
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    10/01/09

    @kellieherson: I hope his shenanigans don't reach I AM A STABBING ROBOT levels.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    10/01/09

    @Jack_Burton: And it's not exactly the first or the last time Kanye was an ass in public. See above chicken incident for reference.
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    Image of choufleur choufleur
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Hey, hey, Spencer? WEAR A CONDOM.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment choufleur was starred choufleur was unstarred
    Image of I believe in peace, bitch I believe in peace, bitch
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    I'm starting to feel like Kanye is right.Maybe there is some mass societal conspiracy out to get him. Maybe at night he dons capes and fights the source of true evil in the world, and the acting out we see is the form his paranoia/post-traumatic stress is taking. He's acting the way I suspect Harry Potter would have acted in real life. Always convinced he is being persecuted by someone. Somewhere.
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Riddle me this:
    If leggings aren't pants,
    then are bodysuits clothes?
    Is it proper to go
    without clothes Amber Rose?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    09/30/09

    @MizJenkins: ...we could always ask Lady Gaga,
    I suppose.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    10/01/09

    @MizJenkins: This is the biggest question of time. Must. Spread. The. Wisdom.
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    Image of Experiment626 Experiment626
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Good for you, Spencer, good for you. Just to be safe and for the sake of humanity, why don't you have Heidi get her tubes tied while you get your vasectomy? You know, make it a couples date or something. I'm sure the doctor would be happy to give you a 2-for-1 deal if the Hills wanted to make an episode of it.
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    sarrible promoted this comment Edited by Experiment626 at 09/30/09 8:50 PM Experiment626 was starred Experiment626 was unstarred
    Image of sarrible sarrible
    09/30/09

    @Experiment626: Hell, I will chip in a few bucks for a rusty spoon. GO AHEAD, SPENCER. CUT OFF YOUR NUTS ALREADY.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    For once, Spencer is thinking of the well-being of the world and not willingly unleashing his peroxided demon-spawn upon us.
    Bravo, you overblown douchebag! Bravo!
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Lauren's book is a roman a clef. A film of a book that is based on a slightly scripted television show that is disguised as "reality." This is wonderful and meta and at least five French philosophers just rolled over in their graves, although secretly their hearts were warmed by this turn of events. Futureworld for the win.
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    Image of noisy doll noisy doll
    09/30/09

    @ampersandparade: I've heard the phrase "roman a clef" 3 times in one week now, even though I'd never heard or read it before this past week. What does it mean?
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    09/30/09

    @noisy doll: It is a novel where the characters are actually real-life people portrayed in fictional guises. 'The Devil Wears Prada' is a great example of the technique. 'L.A. Candy' is really a (kind of plodding) expose on Lauren Conrad's time while working at Teen Vogue while she was also on 'The Hills.' 'The Devil Wears Marc Jacobs Flats' if you will.
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    Image of piccola piccola
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    So that's been Heidi's plan all along - get Spencer to self-sterilize. Well played, Heidi, well played.
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    andBegorrah promoted this comment IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel approved this comment piccola was starred piccola was unstarred
    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Silly Spencer! You don't need to cut off your balls.

    As a farm worker familiar with gelding, let me give you some advice: just wrap a band around them and they'll eventually fall right off, no cutting required.

    Good luck!
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    Edited by cwisto moweina has got yer goat at 09/30/09 8:03 PM cwisto moweina has got yer goat was starred cwisto moweina has got yer goat was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    09/30/09

    @cwisto moweina has got yer goat: I worked with a vet in HS and can neuter a cat - quick and slicker than snot. I'd be glad to take a whack at Spencer.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    I hate when celebs complain that they are performing for free when they are doing it for charity! Ex: Kanye, & Chris Brown re: Oprah.
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    Image of arsp0etica03 arsp0etica03
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Hey I lose it each time the chicken run out too! I don't see what the big deal is... (sarcasm)

    & he threw that chicken out. Now didn't his Momma raise him to clean the bone?! (He is from Chicago, we do that here) This boy act like he ain't got no home training!
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    MizJenkins promoted this comment Edited by MizJenkins at 09/30/09 7:53 PM arsp0etica03 was starred arsp0etica03 was unstarred
    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    09/30/09

    @arsp0etica03: That's the only part that made me mad frankly. How you gonna throw the chicken out?!!

    You know he went back and got that isht when no one was looking...he is from Chicago.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Should we tell Spencer that he doesn't need to "cut off (his) nuts," that a simple snip and a staple will suffice? Well, actually, no, let's not, and hope he goes through with the procedure, which, unlike a vasectomy, would not be reversible. I think it's what humanity would want.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    09/30/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: It's better to be safe than sorry.
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    Image of abagatelle abagatelle
    09/30/09

    In reply to Kanye Throws Another Fit; No Sex For Speidi
    Yes, Spencer Pratt! Finally, a good idea comes from that flesh colored beard with a douche attached to it.
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