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    Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Wait, how do I get the twenty off the dresser without touching it? #beat
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment DorothyBarker was starred DorothyBarker was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Dude, the sauna is not for shaving. I'd be offended too. We need like, Finns policing sauna etiquette everywhere. #beat
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    Image of andromache andromache
    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    is there any way to shave a pussy without being naked? #beat
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/17/09

    @andromache: I guess you could wear a long-sleeved hoodie, but that seems awkward. #beat
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/17/09

    @andromache: Leg warmers? But the falling hairs would get stuck in them. #beat
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/17/09

    @yvanehtnioj: The laughter, it hurts! Hearted. #beat
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    Image of excessorized excessorized
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    "unbenounced"? well katy perry, unbeknownst to you, i always suspected you were dumb, but now i have proof. #beat
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    that pic of Coco is all shades of crazy!!! her breasts look like they're hard as rocks! #beat
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    Image of amsci amsci
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    CoCo's photo just reminded me that Thanksgiving is next week. #beat
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment amsci was starred amsci was unstarred
    Image of SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Hey Katy, I wish that driver had farted IN YOUR FACE. Booya. #beat
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    BetteD promoted this comment SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was starred SevenNationArmy has truth tourettes was unstarred
    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    I can see why even a porn actor wouldn't like seeing a woman in the gym sauna shaving her vagina. There is a time and place for such things, and it isn't in a publicly used sauna. I don't want to use the sauna with, or after, anyone shaving anything, frankly. #beat
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/17/09

    @SheelaNaGig: I'd be even more weirded out if I saw someone shaving their vagina than I would be if they were shaving their vulva, I mean who has hair up in there? #beat
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    So Jenna, if Oprah breaks out a double dong, would that make you feel any less nervous? #beat
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    BetteD promoted this comment missing_piece was starred missing_piece was unstarred
    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Well you can't shave it fully clothed. #beat
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    "Benounced" is not a word. #beat
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/16/09

    @Lolita Hazed: Benounced, n. To un-announce something, to nullify the existence of information.

    Example: "The benouncement of Katy Perry ended sexism and brought peace to the Middle East." #beat
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    Meglantine promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/16/09

    @Lolita Hazed: so bad. #beat
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Sorry Ms Stanger, I have seen every single woman I've ever dated touch money, and it didn't make a single one of them any less feminine. #beat
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    Image of ExtensionOfBob ExtensionOfBob
    11/16/09

    @whats_in_a_name: But did it make them more masculine? Did you find your women morphing into a third sex in your psyche? Fully woman and yet fully man... #beat
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    whats_in_a_name promoted this comment ExtensionOfBob was starred ExtensionOfBob was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: Nope, oddly enough they remained exactly as they were before with the exception of having either more or less money in their pocket. #beat
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    I dedicate every day to Lady GaGa. #beat
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    Image of Marla Singer Marla Singer
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Yes, because money itself is charged with masculine energy and we girls shouldn't be messin' with it anyway.
    No social constructs here. That' just the nature of money. #beat
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    whats_in_a_name promoted this comment Marla Singer was starred Marla Singer was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/16/09

    @MechaMech: That must be why it all has pictures of men on it. It's not a tribute to past presidents and influential figures, it's a guide to who can touch it. #beat
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    11/16/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Tell it to the Brits! They have to fix their bills quick! #beat
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/16/09

    @Misiula: Ok, I'll warn the Brits, if you'll pick up Canada. #beat
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    Image of MrsAbraxas MrsAbraxas
    11/16/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Shit - our Canajun money is covered in animals!

    Hrm...maybe we're really crude up here with our coinage - beavers, bears and at least a few well-endowed bull moose.

    So, if our currency is channeling a sexualized energy, it's not just masculine or feminine: it's furries!

    [nah...that's loonie.] #beat
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    at first I thought Coco's KNEES were her BOOBIES and I was very afraid. #beat
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