i've never snorted demerol, but as somebody who's endured horrific migraines located right under the browbone, in the fleshy part above each eye, i can understand how migraines can drive people to the most insane behavior. and those designer pharma migraine meds only work for certain types of migraines.
Wyclef, why couldn't you have enrolled at Berklee while I was living around the corner and fighting my way through their loitering every morning, and their sneers that I just wasn't as cool as they are, and their smelliness, and their smoking, and their clogging my Starbucks when I was trying to get work done? At least I could have had the incentive of hoping to catch a glimpse of you.
If we're going to put this Cougar nonsense to bed, shall we stop listing the ages of a couple when the woman is older? Example: "Mary-Louise Parker, 45, is dating musician Charlie Mars, 35," while at the same time, we know Adam Duritz is quite a bit older than Emmy Rossum, but their ages are not mentioned. So yeah...
@AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: But it's against the order of nature!! Men seek youth and beauty while women seek age and security blah blah blah...
- Jon and Elizabeth look so cute on that cover!
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@cuteasabutton: it seems like removing something from the record goes against the point of keeping records. just add that he completed probation to the record.
Man, Adam Duritz has dated a lot of Hollywood ladies. He must be looking for love and so lonely and devastated that he can't find romance, just like his ex-lady-love, the Aniston.
@ides: I saw him buy $300 worth of comic books once - I bet he's looking for love and lonely because he's having a hard time finding a woman who is a-ok with $300 work of comic books.
You know that first week or so of ANTM where the girls aren't sure what they're doing and invariably one of them just cannot get her shit together to save her life and then Tyra tells her to Smile With Her Eyes and the next week she goes to her shoot and then totally bombs it? This girl looks exactly like that.
Ah! I lived in Bali for a while and studied dance, though not in Denpasar. If you're curious, doing that eye stuff is hard work. I don't doubt that there is a similar dance in Malaysia, but if you want to hear me talk for like six hours about how cultural tourism has jumbled a lot of the traditional practices in Bali, um, come on over, I'll show you my thesis.
Also, Getty, calling Bali a "resort island" smacks of colonial doublespeak. I don't care for it.
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First season Miranda would do the same with current Miranda.
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- Can you get a conviction removed just because you completed your probation?
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Also, Getty, calling Bali a "resort island" smacks of colonial doublespeak. I don't care for it.
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