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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Amy Winehouse is funny! Never Mind the Buzzcocks, people! (Simon Ansell, sigh).
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    I don't blame Owen Wilson or Jennifer Aniston getting pissed off; Christ, I would!
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Wasn't it around 1995 that Gwynnie cut off her long hair and broke her engagement to Brad? Does that only count as 11 inches?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/08/08

    @CrankyOldBroad: Well, Brad did once say that he was 'hung like a hamster'.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    I'm very entertained by the thought of Dita Von Teese and Russell Brand.

    Slightly aroused, even.

    I can picture her teesing his hair (gedditgeddit?).
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    I love you Laura Linney.


    That is all.

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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    I love Noel Gallagher. I think he's turned out to be such a lovely guy.
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    Image of HistoricUpstart HistoricUpstart
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Ahhhhhhhhhh! A quote from Rufus Wainwright! This has now been the best Dirt Bag in the history of dirt bags!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/08/08

    @HistoricUpstart: Rufus totally is my imaginary boyfriend. LOVE!

    Also: very cute in person, as PurplePurple says.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Just came up with a great idea: I'm going to have thousands of stickers printed saying "All My Fault," then attache them to copies of Lynne Spears' autobiography in every bookstore I go into.
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/08/08

    @NefariousNewt: That's an awesome idea!
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Blind Item: Mike Myers! Right?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    12/08/08

    @hatepaperdoll: That's kind of what I was thinking. Isn't he allegedly out when he's in Canada?
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    12/08/08

    @lalaland13: That's what I heard, although I'm in Canada, and I've never seen him at Sailors, and I'm there like, constantly.
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    What, Kate Hudson can't afford to buy Christmas presents? Wouldn't it help the economy a little if people like Hudson who obviously can afford to buy Christmas presents did so? I hope she's buying a lot of yarn.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/08/08

    @cocobanal: Seriously. Don't we need to stimulate the economy or something? Rich folks, you're the guys with some cash left, stimulate it all you can.
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    Image of PumpkinWhoopies PumpkinWhoopies
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    America Ferrera hosting Clinton's debt convention? ah, why? I definitely don't understand where that is coming. A bit off topic, but was forced to watch Sisterhood of the Pants2 this weekend, and her characters sucked so much that I think I permanently dislike Madame America. Also.. the hwole, "let's jet off to Greece to find my jeans, a-ha!" stuff was BS.
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    Image of TheGuvnah TheGuvnah
    12/08/08

    @PumpkinWhoopies: America and Amber Tamblyn both campaign for Hillary in Iowa for the caucus.


    I am attending this event, btw! Super excited for the clintons and America.

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    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Dear Jen and Owen,

    this is why Brangelina cut deals with magazine editors -- so they won't ask them those pesky questions. If you don't like it, then just do "making of" trailers and stay home.
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    Image of StevieWonderWoman StevieWonderWoman
    12/08/08

    @brendastarlet is on it: I think that's a little harsh. They're still human - and have a right to get angry at questions that cut a little to close to the edge - especially ones about attempted suicide, for God's sake.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    12/08/08

    @StevieWonderWoman:They have a perfect right to be offended, but at this point, shouldn't their publicists have prepared them, and shouldn't they have their spin ready at the touch of a button?
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    Image of JazzednJersey JazzednJersey
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    I have never understood the appeal of Sean Penn. Granted, he is a talented actor, but he is physically repulsive to me and I don't like men who are prone to violence. The fact that he cheats on Robin Wright just makes me hate on him more, and even flirting with Lilo makes me want to hurl. Doesn't he have children that are near her age?
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/08/08

    @JazzednJersey: Is he violent to people other than paparazzi? Being prone to violence toward paparazzi is totally OK in my book. I'd get fed up with them too.
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    12/08/08

    @JazzednJersey: I respect him as an actor and artist, but he seems like a really shitty person. I don't know how Princess Buttercup puts up with him.


    Oh, and allegedly tying Madge to a chair back in the 80's was not OK.

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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Russell Brand should be so lucky!


    And Noel Gallagher, please don't make any more records. You are running out of bands to imitate.

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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/08/08

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn: Spotted Snuggling!!!???
    Somehow, I think that Dita can handle almost any kind of guy, Russel Brand types and all.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    12/08/08

    @sammyboombaladdy: Yeah after that manly man Marilyn Manson, I have a feeling Dita can keep pretty much anything in line...
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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/08/08

    @stacyinbean: Right?
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/08/08

    @sammyboombaladdy: I can't see the immaculately turned out Dita getting too close to Russell's wild hair.


    If happiness can be contagious, dishevelment might be too.

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    Image of million.dollar.mouth. million.dollar.mouth.
    12/08/08

    @gherkinfiend: Hehe. Yes, after looking in the mirror this morning, and then looking at my cat, (who needs a good combing) I can see that dishevelment just may be contagious.
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