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bowleserised
11/26/08

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I once worked at a place where we sold Rabbits at a discount. I'll always remember two of our customers.

The first called to complain that the Rabbit didn't come with an instruction manual.

The second wrote an angry letter saying that her Rabbit had gone moldy, and that she wanted a refund. As my MD said, for the sake of a tenner, would you admit to having a moldy mimsy?
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RiotGrrrl
11/26/08

@bowleserised: Wow, sort of cheap are they? I would just cut my losses. I got a rabbit and didn't like it. Instead of returning it I just put it in my Savers box (chain thrift store). I didn't want to be wasteful.
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bowleserised
11/26/08

@RiotGrrrl: They were crazy cheap. I just didn't want to handle any of the returns.
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JLady
11/26/08

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Nothing like a second-hand orgasm to get you going in the morning.
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scullymurphy
11/26/08

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Annnd COTD goes to LoveHoney!
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JinxyMcDeath
11/26/08

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I wish they had this recycling program in the US. I buy the cheapy $14 vibes and throw them out every 3 months. It would be nice to get off AND recycle...
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Maulleigh
11/26/08

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ICK!!!
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rollergirl76
11/26/08

@Maulleigh: There's not enough hot water and bleach on earth. *shudder*
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Aaron Altman
11/26/08

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Wow. They really do sort everything out at a recycling plant, eh?
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Meg
11/26/08

@Aaron Altman: I don't know. Those guys look a bit confused. I'm not sure they can sort anything out.
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Aaron Altman
11/26/08

@Meg: "Hey Steve. This one is solar-powered. Should I put it in a separate pile?"
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SW-2
11/26/08

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Yet another instance of the UK being ahead of us in green thinking. What do the sex toys get recycled into? Imagine buying insulation at Home Depot that says, "this insulation fiber made from 100% recycled double dongs."
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Beat Girl
11/26/08

@SW-2: That would make my year! Amazing.

I hope they recycle the mechanisms too... imagine buying some nails that were formerly vibe-gears!
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
11/26/08

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They were used???

DAMNIT!!! ((sulks off))
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Meg
11/26/08

@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: It's not like I didn't wash them first! Times are tough and this seemed like a good way to knock off a bunch of names on my list.
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Meg
11/26/08

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Sometimes a dildo is really a dildon't.
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Aaron Altman
11/26/08

@Meg: Hear, hear.
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