Love Is Dead: Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton Are Splitting Up

We've said it before once or twice, but this time we mean it: Love. Is. Fucking. Dead. After 13 years of unwedded bliss and admirable mutual eccentricity, Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter have split up. A rep for the couple tells People magazine the two "separated amicably earlier this year." This isn't about us,… » 12/23/14 3:40pm 12/23/14 3:40pm

What If Everyone Had Only One True Soul Mate, a Random Person Somewhere…

What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world? -Benjamin Staffin » 9/03/12 1:00pm 9/03/12 1:00pm

But with the threat of dying alone looming so imminently, society could restructure to try to enable as much eye contact as possible. We could put together massive conveyer belts to move lines of…

If You're Single And You Know It, Raise Your Hand

Hey, Happy Singles Awareness Day! If you're not attached, Valentine's Day holds many possibilities, and many of them suck. You can ignore it, you can shrug it off, you can meet up with your friends and declare them the true loves of your life. Or you can be like Cindy Guidry. According to an interview in USA Today,… » 2/14/08 6:00pm 2/14/08 6:00pm

Men Are Awful At Picking Up Women The World Over

Valentine's Day: One week away! And in honor of the not-so-momentous holiday, the Times of London is offering up a valentine of sorts called "The Best Chat-Up Lines In The World". Thing is, the pickup lines listed are some of the worst we've ever heard. (From Germany: "Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.")… » 2/07/08 12:00pm 2/07/08 12:00pm

Online Dating Will Break The Bank (And Maybe Your Belief In Love)

According to the Better Business Bureau, complaints about online dating services are on the rise. Writes Kimberly Palmer of U.S. News & World Report: "Consumers said they were set up with people who did not meet their criteria, including some who were already married or who smoked despite their request for a… » 2/04/08 5:00pm 2/04/08 5:00pm

Secret To Finding True Love Discovered, And It Sucks

If you're single, you probably have an idea in your head of what Mr. (or Ms.) Right is like. According to, ahem, a certain UK newspaper, female subscribers to the site have a wish list of over 20 characteristics, which, when culled together, add up to the perfect man. Who is this dreamboat? He's at least… » 1/24/08 6:00pm 1/24/08 6:00pm