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    Talking About Beyoncé's Shaving Habits Is The Pits

    • Okay, so they're saying Beyoncé had a little armpit hair at the Cadillac Records premiere. 1) Who cares? 2) Can you even see it? [Mirror]
    • A reader points out you can barely see Beyoncé's pit hair in Perez's pictures, though on TMZ, her pits seem especially hirsute. Photoshop of horrors? [Perez Hilton, TMZ]
    • Surely when Kanye West said that Beyoncé is "just as great, if not greater, than artists we had in the past. She’s probably greater than Tina Turner," he had not seen this. [Perez Hilton]
    • Tina Turner put on a show in New York right after being hospitalized for having a very high fever. Amazing. [Page Six]
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    That Was Quick: Madonna Is Single Again

    • Madonna is divorced. A judge ruled on "Ciccone, M.L. v. Ritchie, G.S." today and the case was a "quickie," an uncontested divorce. Neither Madonna nor Guy Ritchie attended the hearing, which lasted barely a minute. Her Madgesty is single again! Think she'll get hitched to A-Rod? [Yahoo News]
    • Oh snap! Madonna just had drinks with her first ex-husband, Sean Penn. [Page Six]
    • A source says don't believe what you read about Guy being a gentleman and not taking a penny from Madge. He's getting a "huge pay day." [Perez Hilton]
    • Friends of Madonna's are not surprised that the divorce went through so quickly. "It’s not fair to Guy, to the kids, to drag it out for any reason," says a source. [MSNBC]
    • Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy last night, Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Yeah, Bronx. And yeah: Mowgli. Urban Decay Jungle Book Wentz. [People]
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    Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead

    • Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never forget you!" It's all a lie and has since been pulled down. [Perez Hilton]
    • Prince goes door-to-door in LA to preach the word of the Jehovah's Witnesses. Ahem. [Page Six]
    • Jessica Alba is delighted by motherhood: "Everything is cute, everything is fun," say says, "including the explosive diarrhea — the best ever." Ew, sounds… shitty. [UPI]
    • Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty have split; she's back in London, alone and he may want to get back with his wife, Rosetta. Who will Sienna date next? [Daily Mail]
    • Wanda Sykes was at a gay rights rally in Las Vegas on Saturday; she told the crowd: "You know, I don't really talk about my sexual orientation. I didn't feel like I had to. I was just living my life, not necessarily in the closet, but I was living my life. Everybody that knows me personally they know I'm gay. But that's the way people should be able to live their lives." But, Sykes said, Prop 8 made her feel like she was being attacked. "Now, I gotta get in their face," she said. "I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay." [Breitbart]
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    Did Lindsay And Justin Have A Secret Hookup?

    • Did Lindsay Lohan and Justin Timberlake have a one night stand last January? A "source" at Star says yes: "Nobody was supposed to know, but Lindsay can’t help opening her mouth. She’s always thought that Justin is incredibly sexy and has always had a huge crush on him. So when the opportunity to get it on arrived, she says she jumped on it.” [PopCrunch]
    • Joe Simpson continues his reign as creepiest Hollywood dad by dropping gems like this, ""The day she found out she was pregnant, [Ashlee] became a woman." Simpson also hopes that his grandchild, who is due any day now, will call him "Papa Joe." I wonder how Papa Pete feels about that? [People]
    • Is Oprah planning to leave syndication? Her contract expires in 2011, and it is speculated that she'll move her program to the currently-in-development Oprah Winfrey Network. [HuffingtonPost]
    • Sasha Fierce is in the market for an invisible plane: Beyonce says she wants to play Wonder Woman. "It would be great," she tells the LA Times. "And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It's time for that, right?" [People]
    • Kanye West apparently couldn't hold it and decided to pee all over a dressing room floor at the MTV Music Awards in Liverpool. I would make a joke about this, but I don't want Kanye to get all mad and threaten to break my MacBook. [The Sun]
    • ZOMG you guys! LOST is coming back on January 21! The premiere will be a 3 hour event; the first hour will be a recap, followed by 2 hours of new, awesome, incredibly confusing goodness. [EW]
    • Is Amy going to give Blake No-Longer-Incarcerated the boot? According to a "friend," maybe so: “Things are really bad between her and Blake. She doesn’t know any more if he’s the one. It is really sad but this could be the end.” [Mirror]
    • Former Presidential candidate Senator John McCain will hit up The Tonight Show on Monday in honor of Veteran's Day. [MSNBC]
    • Meanwhile, Gov. Sarah Palin will be giving her interviews from home: Greta Van Susteren is set to interview Palin from Alaska for an interview that will be aired this Monday evening on Fox News. [HuffingtonPost]
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