Why Does Lindsay Lohan Sound Like an Old Lady With Emphysema?

Liz and Dick, the TV movie that was supposed to relaunch Lindsay Lohan's career may have actually been the final nail in its coffin. What really stood out about her universally-panned performance was her inability to cover up her hoarse, raspy voice. Taylor never sounded like that—not even after seven decades worth… » 11/26/12 6:30pm 11/26/12 6:30pm

Lindsay Lohan's Costumes in Liz & Dick: The Good, Bad and the Very Ugly

We considered reviewing Liz & Dick, but it was just so incredibly bad: Lindsay has zero sparkle, charisma or pizazz in front of the camera; there's absolutely no light in her eyes. The script was horrendous, the music didn't work, the casting — Creed from The Office? Steve from Sex and the City? — was just confusing.… » 11/26/12 1:30pm 11/26/12 1:30pm

It Really Doesn’t Seem Fair to Have Lindsay Lohan Mimic Elizabeth Taylor

Brave television pioneers across the country, undeterred by reports of wooden acting and clunky dialogue, have been outfitting their conestoga wagon of a living room with Barefoot pinot noir and pizza flavored Combos (don't judge me) in anticipation of tonight's 9:00 pm premiere of Liz & Dick on Lifetime. Everyone's… » 11/25/12 4:30pm 11/25/12 4:30pm

Critics Need to Chill Out About Lindsay Lohan Playing Liz Taylor, Writes Ardent Mean Girls Fan

In spite of — or because of, you masochistic television viewer, you — the thoroughly terrible Liz & Dick trailer, you probably won't be able to help yourself from at least DVRing Lindsay Lohan's small screen biopic comeback when it premieres on Lifetime Nov. 25. Maybe this is because you really liked Mean Girls and… » 11/11/12 1:30pm 11/11/12 1:30pm

Watch Lindsay Lohan in the Craptastic Liz & Dick Trailer

Here is the latest Lifetime promo for Liz & Dick, and it is bad. In the 5 seconds that feature Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, she chews so much scenery she winds up with linoleum in her teeth ("YOUAH SCREWING THAT WITCH???!!1*tosses glass*) and in the background blares that dubsteppy-sounding song from a… » 9/21/12 9:00am 9/21/12 9:00am