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    Japanese "Princess Girls" Live Life Like A Fairy Tale

    Today's Wall Street Journal story about Japanese hime gyaru, or princess girls, brings up lots of different emotions, some of them similar to the ones dredged up by the Gothic Lolita trend. Instead of dressing like storybook children, hime girls draw inspiration from Marie Antoinette and Paris Hilton. All of the clothes are pink and floral, their hair is worn in ringlets and there are pearls and flowers on everything. It's "femininity" overdose, and the WSJ claims it's maybe "a bit of escapism from workaday stress and economic uncertainty." Except: More »
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    Film Features Child Beauty Pageant Contestants 12 Years Later

    Painted Babies—released in 1995, not too long before the death of Jon Benét Ramsey — was an eye-opening documentary that peaked my interest in the surreal subculture of child beauty pageants. The same filmmakers returned 12 years later — for the documentary Painted Babies at 17 — to follow up on the lives of the previous film's two subjects, Asia and Brooke, who are both now 17. Brooke, who stopped competing in pageants when she was 7, because she just didn't want to do it anymore, is now a happy, well-adjusted teenager in a boarding school. Asia's parents recently divorced after her father abandoned her mother and his six children for another woman. But that hasn't taken Asia's focus off the pageant circuit. Not only does she compete, but she also coaches other little girls. And, as you can see in the clip above, she still can't sing worth a damn.
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    Pageant Parents: Living Vicariously Through Children Makes You Look Insane

    A lot of people think that parents who enter their little girls into child beauty pageants are crazy. This video, made with love by Pot Psychologist Rich, kinda proves it. It's a montage of footage, clipped from several documentaries and TV shows about child pageants, of parents trying to coach from the sidelines while their children are on stage. Lots of funny faces, stern looks, and even rolling around on the floor ensues.

    A Case For Vicarious Living [FourFour]
    Earlier: Swan Brooner: Child Beauty Queen, Not-So-Merry "Holiday Barbie"
    The Best Child Beauty Pageant Coaches Are Queens

  • living dolls

    Tickle Me Elmo Less Interesting To Little Girls Than Camera Time

    A new, souped-up version of Tickle Me Elmo was released today (for the bargain price of $65). He was debuted on Good Morning America today to a bunch of little kids, and the kids were way more entertaining than the doll. But some of them weren't interested in Elmo at all, particularly one little girl who couldn't stop taunting the cameras with her twirling tongue. She finally gave up pretending to give a shit at all about the talking doll, and just looked straight into the camera, all catatonic, like she was going to possess our souls. Clip above.
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    Creepy Fake Baby Trend Arrives On American Shores

    Some of you may recall that, back in January, we wrote about that British documentary My Fake Baby, the "reborn" baby dolls that are so lifelike that childless women treat them as their own. Well, it's set to air on BBC America tonight, and to promote it, a bunch of American women who "collect" these dolls were on the Today show. Matt Lauer was freaked out, and said as much. Clip above.


    Earlier: Lifelike Baby Dolls: The New Trend For Childless British Women
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    Gay Men Are The Kings Of Beauty Queens

    If you've ever seen the HBO documentary Living Dolls: The Making of a Child Beauty Queen, then you're well aware of how integral gay men are to child beauty pageants in the South, from emceeing, to judging, to coaching, to hair and makeup. They practically run the whole show. But I've always wondered how these guys deal with old Southern values and bigotry, and whether the parents who enter their little girls into these competitions are accepting of homosexuality, or if it's just a case of cognitive dissonance. Today, Radar has a piece about the prominent gay men in the world of Southern pageantry that's eye-opening, but also left me asking more questions. For example, the writer, Lee Bailey, sort of hypothesizes that the glitzy dresses, big hair, and heavy makeup these kids are subjected to aren't so much about the hyper-sexualization of little girls, but rather are an extension of the drag queen culture some of these men have been influenced by. More »
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    The Gothic & Lolita Bible: Japanese Girls Are Living Dolls

    In Japan, the Gothic Lolita trend is pretty huge. In fact, they have a magazine dedicated to the darkly cute (or is it cutely dark?) fashion fad, called Gothic & Lolita. This special issue, the Gothic & Lolita Bible, has everything you need to perfect your look — freaky contact lenses, skirts with stiff crinolines, babydoll shoes and parasols. Step into a world where dark meets light and women are playthings, after the jump. More »
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    Barbies (And Barbies On Booze) Are Big Business

    The Barbie 2-in-1 party Plane & Ship, marketed for girls ages 3 to 8, comes with martini glasses, bar stools and a disco scene, notes the Packaging Girlhood blog. The blog makes the argument that unlike the Bratz, who also have a party plane, Barbies are adults; they may drink and go clubbing, but little girls understand that these activities are for grown-ups, not children. But is pushing drinks to 3-year-olds going a step too far? Meanwhile, despite its massive recalls last year, Barbie parent company Mattel is reporting that fourth-quarter profits are up 15%, according to The New York Times. The company has huge tax benefits to thank, but people continue to buy this stuff, especially internationally. (Barbie sales are down in the United States by 12%, but up 4% globally.) And guess what? Profits in the wholesome American Girl division are down 2%! More »
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    The Best Child Beauty Pageant Coaches Are Queens


    When we posted a clip on Christmas Eve of Swan Brooner from Living Dolls: The Making of a Child Beauty Queen, we were psyched to see you guys were as enthusiastic about this documentary as we are. We love it — like, psychotically. We figured we'd give you another taste, this time, a clip of Shane King and Michael Butler, "business" partners who run a pageant coaching service providing choreography, hair, makeup, and glamour shots. Or, as they put it, they take "an ugly girl and make her look beautiful." It's kinda hard to choose which is more awesome: Shane's dance routine or when the mother, who looks like she got her hair cut by Edward Scissorhands, describes her relationship with her 5-year-old son as "wearing him like wet underwear," and then ponders the financial decision of keeping her boy in beauty pageants or getting him Human Growth Hormone. More »