@token_illiterate_commenter: Well, at least he had the self-awareness to realize, if only in retrospect, that he looked like a porn *star*. Or an off-duty Village Person. #fullhousetwitter
@token_illiterate_commenter: I think his real question is: why do the two of us look like idiots and yet John Stamos eternally withstands the tests of time? #fullhousetwitter
@booter26: Long time reader, first time poster and I hope I don't ruin my reputation here (because I have practically fallen in love with all of you) with my first post here, but as cheesy and goofy and unattractive as a I thought Bobby Saget was back in the Full House days, I think he's a fox now. Like a dirty professor. My full-time Full House love will always belong to John Stamos, however. That man is age resistant. #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: yeah, well, your face weirds me out.
OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
@Cunning_Linguist: I don't LOVE hello kitty but I have a HK necklace and cig case.
Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
@sassyredhead: Do you watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Cuz the dick towels are gross out of context but in the context of the show, it just slays me. #fullhousetwitter
I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"
@AndNowForSomethingDifferent: If I had my druthers, I'd spend all my time in yoga pants and Uggs, so anything comfortable automatically gets a pass. The name, though, cannot be justified. #fullhousetwitter
@Spike49: yeah, jeggings are just denim-impersonating leggings. No pockets or fly. I'm wearing some skinny jeans right now, and I swore up and down I never would. I think it just takes the right pair.
Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
@prestocaro fears the culling: ''Jeggings'' baffle me. Comfort, okay. Skinny jeans, okay. But if your jeans need to be so tight they aren't jeans and are in fact, technically, TIGHTS, just...no. Leggings with the appearance of pockets and buttons, but not actual pockets or buttons is just not okay. I bet the texture is all grippy feeling and makes your lady parts sweat. Poor lady parts. #fullhousetwitter
I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
That Sandra Lee story from People is a filthy, filthy lie! So she's saying store-bought cakes decorated with cookies are her "recipe", now? Next thing you know, she'll be claiming setting out a jar of salsa and canned guacamole is her "Half-Time Helper" recipe. Augh!
Sandra Lee, you rankle deep within my soul. #mayumiheene
My father died when I was nine. Almost 30 years later, I still miss him. I even cry for him sometimes.
Prince, Paris and Blanket have had about 4 months to grieve. I'm glad they are getting counseling, but they will always miss him, no matter how much time has gone by. Let's not expect them to "get over it" any time soon. #mayumiheene
@georgina: She made some mo-vies
They were frust-trat-ing
Her characters had flair
Until you realized they were all the same character but with slightly different haircuts living in different cities and all had the same plot. #mayumiheene
And to think that Mr. and Mrs. Heene met at a Hollywood acting school. Does Juliard teach lessons in expressing inner torment by kicking the ground? #mayumiheene
Whatever, I'm a Yoko fan. Not so much her music, but I think she's done a classy job of preserving John's memory without seeming to capitalize on it. #mayumiheene
The No Bake Birthday Cake "recipe" calls for going to the grocery store, buying a cake and putting icing on it.
How have I gone all these years without knowing this? #mayumiheene
@billybobnyc: Oh my god, it really does. I just looked it up. The recipe is "buy a cake, buy another cake, and then buy some cookies. Arrange." I don't know which term is more disingenuous--"no bake" or "recipe." #mayumiheene
@AnnieSaBu: This is a "suggestion" not a "recipe."
Hey, do you have gobs of money but no time? Then spend $50 + on shit from the bakery and stack everything up on dowels so it's hard to eat. Then put somebody's name on it all with icing so it looks like you care. #mayumiheene
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I am weirded out when it is too a Mariah Carey extreme, or when it's bed-related. But YOU HAVE A CARTOON OWL AS YOUR PICTURE. So there.
Sorry for yelling :). #fullhousetwitter
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OK, that was uncalled for. Honestly, I would never wear any Kittygear, but I love the stationary/pens/stickers/toasters... #fullhousetwitter
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Do you want CHILDREN to have a Hello Kitty cig case??! :P #fullhousetwitter
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I actually bought some of those (I will defend them to my death, they are comfortable) without hearing that heinous word until I got home and was greeted with, "oh wow, are those jeggings?"
And then I liked them slightly less. #fullhousetwitter
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I would live in leggings if I could get away with it, but this I cannot get behind. #fullhousetwitter
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Anywhoo, who says you can't live in leggings? Just make sure to wear a tunic long enough to cover your legging-induced camel toe (not to be confused w/the ANTM barbie toe). #fullhousetwitter
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I swore I would never wear them, but then I worked at a take out food place and was on my feet for four straight hours, so I caved. And they're damn comfortable... (so are their flip flops and sort of lined winter ones) #fullhousetwitter
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Sandra Lee, you rankle deep within my soul. #mayumiheene
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Prince, Paris and Blanket have had about 4 months to grieve. I'm glad they are getting counseling, but they will always miss him, no matter how much time has gone by. Let's not expect them to "get over it" any time soon. #mayumiheene
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she was a-nnoying." #mayumiheene
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They were frust-trat-ing
Her characters had flair
Until you realized they were all the same character but with slightly different haircuts living in different cities and all had the same plot. #mayumiheene
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How have I gone all these years without knowing this? #mayumiheene
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Hey, do you have gobs of money but no time? Then spend $50 + on shit from the bakery and stack everything up on dowels so it's hard to eat. Then put somebody's name on it all with icing so it looks like you care. #mayumiheene