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maneki neko
03/03/09

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Am I a terrible person because the bit with Madonna and Steven King's "It" made me laugh? Yes, I probably am.
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TildeMarks
03/03/09

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When Amy plans a pub crawl, I'm pretty certain there's actual on-all-fours crawling involved.

And, if you have a chance to experience Juliette Lewis in concert - do so! I cried at the wonderfulness.
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Jello Mix
03/03/09

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If my dog had a reality show:

5:30 a.m. A sudden bark of distress! Will Mr Jello find his other shoe before Potato's bladder overflows?

6:00-7:00 a.m. Close-ups of the dog licking its nutless ballsack. NSFW.

7:00 a.m. Potato gets his biggest opportunity yet: a tissue box has fallen to the floor! Will he be able to completely maul its contents before Jello Mix intervenes?

7:01 a.m. Yes.

After the commercial break... Is it illness or is it heartbreak? Potato sleeps for three hours straight!
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picardia
03/03/09

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A female spy with wigs and action scenes? My Alias-loving heart leaps for joy.
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ElleL
03/03/09

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Lauren Conrad probably wrote as much of that "Novel" as I did The Iliad.

NADA.
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BabyJane
03/03/09

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Angie's sporting the "Jo De La Rosa" from the Real Housewives OC wig collection now available at JC Penney.
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Breamworthy
03/03/09

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The video on that Jane Carey link is agonizingly self-indulgent and somehow manages to give no idea of what their music actually sounds like. But she sure has grown up since the last pictures I saw of her!
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baraqiel
03/03/09

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Matthew McConaughey: a "one-liner" does not have four sentences. It has one sentence. Try again.
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Kivrin
03/03/09

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I watched Jimmy Fallon's show last night, because I am one of the few people in America who has always liked him (and still likes him unabashedly). What? I like men who giggle. Sue me.
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HarpMadness
03/03/09

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The story is that Sigorney Weaver's role as Ripley in "Alien" was originally written for a man, but when she got the part, they changed nothing and ... IT STILL WORKS. It's not like it seemed unrealistic because she wasn't wearing a pink dress the whole time or obsessing over if an alien parasitic embryo in her stomach would make her look fat or if it would ruin her push-up bra when it jumped out of her chest. Because in the situations that most actiony movies revolve around, people would probably pretty much act the same, whether they are male or female.
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greeneyedfem
03/03/09

@HarpMadness: THIS.

I think the biggest difference between male and female action stars is how sexuality is used in the script -- I don't think Evelyn Salt is going to be worrying about her weight and PMSing after chocolate like some rom-com airhead. No, we'll get Angelina-as-spy seducing guys in order to get info, whereas Edwin Salt would've, y'know, used his brains.
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HarpMadness
03/03/09

@greeneyedfem: That is so spot on! Exactly! While there is no reason Angelina as Salt couldn't use her BRAIN, they will not go there. Because, you know, women always have to use their sexuality in order to get things. Headdesk.
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ketamineKitty
03/03/09

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"Krishna says Jesus is not with Madonna for the publicity"
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BlueJeans
03/03/09

@ketamineKitty: Meanwhile Odin is fucking Hera, but it's only for the incense offerings.
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LBB
03/03/09

@BlueJeans: Congratulations, you win the internet.
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Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
03/03/09

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Didn't Angelina say for the 10,000th time she was taking time off to be with her kids??? She works non stop, and has had at least one movie every year.
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ElleL
03/03/09

@Little Green Frog: I am 99% sure she hasnt worked since filming Changeling, which would be about a year. Since awards season was just in full swing, it feels like she has been working but she really hasnt.
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MockMyWorld
03/03/09

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The next person Lily Allen hears from will no doubt be Amy Winehouse's mother-in-law, bitching her out about her sex life.
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R_Claw
03/03/09

@MockMyWorld: I think this should be a new reality show. Other celebrities' parents call you up and bitch you out about your problems. Genius.
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BabyJane
03/03/09

@MockMyWorld: @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): Lynne Spears, Billy Ray Cyrus...The show writes itself!
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KittyKittyCat
03/03/09

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Dear god! What did they do to Leighton!? Her makeup makes her look like she's been on a 3 day binge.
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tscheese
03/03/09

In reply to Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
Jolie, you may try to preen and pout and look all cute in a zillion improbable wigs, but you'll never pull it off like Jennifer Garner in Alias.

At least that show was unashamed about being a little campy. I didn't follow it religiously, but I kinda liked it whenever it was on.

I have a feeling that Jolie's attempt is going to be cringe-inducingly earnest.
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Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
03/03/09

@tscheese: This. At least with Alias they winked at the camera and told you "Hey, we figured out a way to keep you paying attention. Check outt how good all of our costumes look." Earnest is a bad thing with this.
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picardia
03/03/09

@tscheese: Alias was so, so awesome. That said, I know I will go see anything that offers me even a glimpse of wig-wearing female spy badassery.
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