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    Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    Two wrongs have never made a right, Hussein Hajj Hassan. #abortions
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    Yes, Hussein Hajj Hassan, because suffering is clearly a contest and someone has to be the best at it. Because acknowledgment of someone's suffering means that you're disregarding everyone elses.

    Ass. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @LaComtesse: my suffering is worse than your suffering. therefore, your suffering is invalid. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    'Female cancer or multiple sclerosis patients are six times more likely than male patients to be separated or divorced soon after their diagnosis. Researchers said men may leave a sick spouse because they're more hesitant than women to commit to being a caretaker'

    It's sort of hidden away in the middle there, but by golly this is depressing. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: That reminds me of something my mom, a Hospice nurse, told me: when a female patient died, the widower almost always went out and got remarried within the year. When a male patient died, the widow almost never remarried. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    Are you a heavy aborter?
    No! I just abort socially! #abortions
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    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    The Mary Lou Retton requires a clean tub floor for proper grip, but the Golden Girls Marathon is a perennial favorite. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @rodmanstreet: Getting horny while watching Golden Girls would require a lot of cocaine and vodka. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @Penny: Bea Arthur was a handsome woman. #abortions
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    I watched that Boston subway video on Dlisted. INSANE.

    That girl was tossed. #abortions
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    Image of FrabjousDay FrabjousDay
    11/10/09

    @Penny: My boss told me about it today, except he said, "This girl was SMASHED on the Boston subway" and I assumed he meant she was smashed to bits, not drunk. I was very confused. #abortions
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    11/10/09

    @FrabjousDay: true story: about a year ago I was on the red or green line coming home on a friday night around 10. I hopped on the train and noticed a free seat, not believing my good luck I of course took it and put on my ipod. I noticed a faint smell of vomit but you know its the T, par for the course. Over the course of the ride I notice the smell getting stronger and more and more people backing away from my end of the train. I turn around and the girl behind me is DRUNK OFF HER ASS and has been puking repeatedly into her lap for at least 3 stops. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @Alohamaid: AHHH! You just brought back a repressed memory of the time a wasted dude puked all over his buddy while we were on the bus. I got off on the next stop and waited for another bus...they were like 1 foot from me. I almost joined the pukefest, it was AWFUL. #abortions
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    11/10/09

    @GirlFailer: YES! I got off on the next stop and spent the next hour running my hands over the back of my hair parnoid there had been some splash #abortions
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    First: Where was that chart during the many long years of my involuntary chastity? I though I was being tricky when I switched hands.
    Second: Tolerance in the mountain states? I hope you're not including Utah, Idaho and Montana because I haven't found a lot of tolerance in those states. #abortions
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    Image of Atomic Bowling Atomic Bowling
    11/10/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Yes, seriously, when I read that Utah tops the list for average well-being I about choked on my cornflake casserole. I love my city (SLC), but seriously, larges areas of this state do not qualify as tolerant, wealthy, or well-educated. There are some major exceptions (SLC, especially in certain neighborhoods, Park City, and some areas of certain burbs), but I would be lying if I said that this was representative of the state as a whole. I am strangely suspicious that our ratings are being benefited by a) a majority group who are discouraged from admitting unhappiness and b) widespread anti-depressant use that, again, reinforces the idea that you can't say you're not happy.
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking clichĂ©
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    "getting off" and "horse" should only be used together when discussing dismounting. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: Unless somebody needs to get off from their high one. #abortions
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    My preferred solo sex position is fondling commemorative baseballs. But I'm just weird. #abortions
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    Why do people find it so easy to make light of Sylvia Plath's death?

    It makes me mad. #abortions
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    11/10/09

    @Penny: Agreed. That was a clunker in a potentially funny chart.

    And the Mary Lou Retton? Dangerous! Appealing but..dangerous. #abortions
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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    11/10/09

    @Penny: I thought it was a gas. #abortions
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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    11/10/09

    @Penny: Too soon? #abortions
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/10/09

    In reply to Sex Positions For The Solo • Study: French Women Do Get Fat
    Best job application ever. #abortions
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Tonight's Leftovers elicited 4 "gross!"and 3 "ewwww!". #sex
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    You know what Jesus would never, ever do? Torment innocent children. #sex
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School

    When I hear "Sidwell Friends School" I end up having this weird conflation of Stan Sitwell and the Milford School, and I start picturing Malia and Sasha learning how to sneak around covertly like Buster.

    (I make this Arrested Development reference to distract myself from the rage. Who the fuck protests a couple of elementary school kids? What do they anticipate getting out of that?)
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/09/09

    @Dodgergirl: You can always tell a Milford man... #sex
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/09/09

    In reply to Company Offers Tour Of FLDS Enclave • Bigoted Churchgoers Protest Outside Obama Girls' School
    Even if Daw Aung San Suu Kyi is released before the elections, she's forbidden from running for or holding office, due to a line in the Constitution that forbids people who have children with foreign nationals from holding public office. Her husband is British. And yes, that line is in there specifically to exclude her.
    Go junta!
    Or not. #sex
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