leftovers
WTF, England: The British government
has banned Martha Stewart from entering the UK because of her criminal convictions in 2004. Wait, didn't Paris
visit England a few months ago? β’ Some genius just found out that word-of-mouth influences
shopping decisions and now the workplace is being called a "lucrative marketing channel for advertisers." Ugh. β’ A Mass. high school has banned the nickname, "Redmen," from their sports teams, while residents claim they will
continue to fight to keep the name. Goody! I wonder if these "residents" will enjoy my new sport's team nickname, "'Nillamotherfuckers." I think it sounds "very noble and dignified." β’ GOP women are
defecting from McCain! Ok, two women. But one of them is rich! β’ Meanwhile, the other side of the political spectrum (sort of) thinks reproductive rights aren't playing a
big role for women this election year. β’
Overheard at the beach: "I'll tell you what I would do if a guy gave me a
promise statue! I'd lube that shit up and stick it in my vag!" β’ A woman
beat a man with a baseball bat after learning he was a level 3 sex offender from a police flyer. She snapped after remembering him talking to her young daughter, she said she "would do it again" if given the chance. β’ Oh look! It is a
swimming hedgehog! And he's named Shming! Excuse me for a moment, I have to go see if you can nom a hedgehog. (Warning: The voices on the video may cause your head to explode).