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Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Blake and Amy...DIVORCING...NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Surely, Camden town is burning down in the wake of this tragedy.

Upon hearing this dreadful news, the druggy population was stunned into a sorrowful silence. Why, it's so quiet, you can hear an intravenous needle drop.

Seriously though, crackhead couples are ride-or-die...it's quite the cosmic feat to break them up. Especially when one of them still has money.
Your loss Blake. Miss Winehouse is an independent woman. She don't need no man to support her; she can buy her wifebeaters, lacy bras, black eyeliner and crackpipes all by herself (insert: Finger snaps and neck-rolling)
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brendastarlet is on it
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
I've always heard Frank Sinatra was a foul-weather friend: if you ran into trouble, he was there for you, but he wasn't around when you didn't need him.
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taranwanderer
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
I first heard about the No Doubt 2009 tour yesterday and I cheered. HORRAH!!!

And another cheer for my boy Frank. This new info increases my love for you to now monumental heights.
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Tara Incognita
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Let me go out on a limb with the Blind Item #2 and guess Willie Geist and Courtney Haslett. Because what the hell.
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brendastarlet is on it
11/24/08

@TaraIncognita: you don't think it's Mika and Joe, do you?
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Dear Blond Diary
11/24/08

@TaraIncognita: All I could think of was regis anf Kelly, and it made me cry inside
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CrankyOldBroad
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Okay I totally get who David Spade is now: Handy Man

if you're broken heart should need repair

then I am the man to see

I'll whisper sweet things, you'll tell all your friends

and they'll come runnin' to me"

Either that or the man is hung like a horse and can give oral until you pass out.
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t-yo3
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
I followed that link to the Telegraph article about Sophie Okonedo, and holy shit, she's 40?! I would not have put her age as a day over 28! 40?! Goddamn!
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Dwangela
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Is anyone else irritated by the prospect of a SAG strike? I'm all for unions, but the thought of a strike right now that in addition to actors would put writers, camera operators, light techs, makeup artists, wardrobe staffs, caterers, etc. out of work in this economic environment pisses me off.
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Dwangela
11/24/08

@Dwangela: That was Re: the Golden Globes note above, btw.
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returnofthemac
11/24/08

@Dwangela: I totally agree! SOOO many people are struggling in the food and entertainment industry why add worry?

ps. It's outrageously selfish of the actors
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Capital City Goofball
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Keith Richard's easy listening album will either be really good or really hilarious, I'm just not sure which.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/24/08

@Capital City Goofball: When I hear it playing in the background at the grocery store, or when my doctor's office puts me on hold for an hour or two then I'll know the horsemen are on the horizon.
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NefariousNewt
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Dora is getting a new voice? Boy, Hollywood is merciless... plastic surgery, liposuction, and now this...
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Maritsa
11/24/08

@NefariousNewt: Larynx transplants are so hot right now.
@onydchic: I know! I would have seen Half-Blood Prince by now. And then I would have seen it again when they showed it at the mom movies. Sigh. Instead I will go see Twilight next week when they show it at the mom movies.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Jessica Alba's diet secret is Nutella crepes, everyone! I'm gonna live on those puppies until I lose 30 lbs....
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happymisanthrope
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Five... five dollar footlong.

sorry. i just can't get that out of my head.
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Tara Incognita
11/24/08

@happymisanthrope: Goddammit. That stupid jingle will be in my head all day.
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angryblackgurl
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Amy and Blake breaking up "thank goodness"!!

That is wonderful to read that Frank Sinatra was "color blind".
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
11/24/08

@angryblackgurl: As was Benny Goodman, the first artist to publicly break the color barrier by saying he didn't care if the dude playing piano in his trio was black, he was GOOD. But Benny should have stuck with swing - his recording of the Mozart clarinet concerto sucked beyond any imaginable suckage.

Why yes I do watch way too much PBS. Does it show?
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formergr
11/24/08

@angryblackgurl: Agree about Amy and Blake, but it's kind of weird she's now saying that they were "only together for sex."

Given how long it took her to even start to get over him, it seems like at least on her part it was about far more than just sex.
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PhillyLass
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
Well, Dodai, you've really outdone yourself this morning. I seriously lost track of time while reading through this dirt bag. I'm glad I'm not missing any appointments. =)
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rednrowdy
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
cedric the entertainer is getting such good notices about 'american buffalo' that the show opened on november 17 and closed on november 23 - which was yesterday.
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Sophie needs to study...damn
11/24/08

@rednrowdy: Will he finally have to change his name? Oh the possibilities...
Cedric the Sleep-inducer
Cedric the Sorry Entertainer
Or he can always go back to the original: Cedric Antonio Kyles. Nice ring to it, I suppose.
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rednrowdy
11/24/08

@Sophie needs Sensodyne: cedric kicks ass - i think the problem with the production did not lie in his performance.

but seriously, cedric is almost always the best thing in whatever he's in.
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cuteasabutton
11/24/08

In reply to Amy Winehouse & Husband: Splitsville
I want to be the gravy to Stephen Colbert's veal cutlet.
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