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    "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"

    Octocock V. Boobiverse: Screw Faceless People But Wrap It Up
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    Image of Kittenish Kittenish
    12/13/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    I agree with the sex toy answer. If you didn't take it when you left, let it go! And the "CHEAPO!" from Tracie cracked me up!
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    12/13/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    in the title card, Tracie, you TOTALLY look like you could be a Sailor Moon character... and that's awesome.
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    Image of cdanna cdanna
    12/13/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    you seem a lot less stoned in this one than others. interesting!! sstillll fantastic though
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    12/14/08

    @cdanna: Yeah sometimes I wonder if they're stoned at all. I guess bc I've never seen them not stoned, so at this point it just seems like regular Rich and Tracie to me.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/13/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    I know you are gay and don't know me BUT


    I LOVE YOU RICH!!


    you and the "kids" thing be still my beating heart!

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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    Guy who doesn't wanna have sex with wife: Get a therapist, get over it, get back on track. Giving birth is what a woman's body does, and babies don't get there by themselves. Welcome to adulthood.
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    Image of in_gaias_heart in_gaias_heart
    12/13/08

    @Brigit quiere comer pasteles!: I love Tracie's whisper: "because her vagina's too big...". Well, maybe it's a physical thing like that, but maybe he's just a little freaked out by what he saw in the delivery room. Y'know, how she was screaming and doing that feral moaning thing, and then the baby came out and tore her perineum a little bit. So, sure, he should grow up, channel Alan Alda and whatnot, and get over it, but meanwhile, they should TALK to each other. No doctors. No therapists. She should ask him why he's not interested in fucking, and he should tell her. If he's wigged out, then he needs the ole one-two: reassurance and a "get over it" speech. If it doesn't feel the same, then they may both need reassurance that it will good again. Communication is HOT.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/13/08

    @in_gaias_heart: I agree, I was just assuming they had talked about it to no avail, heh. I just think it's very very important to have a healthy sexual rel. and being very proactive about getting back to happy sex bonding as soon as something is not quite what it "should" (for the particular couple) be.

    Ideally it's solved by the couple communicating. But people shouldn't feel any stigma about seeking professional help if they need it.
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    I just need to say that I love me some ginger men. And I've seen like 9 of them today. dianersb is a very happy, yet frustrated lady.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    12/12/08

    @dianersb: My ginger schubby is laying beside me.


    I recently went through my year book and saw that I definitely have had a think for gingers since 6th grade.

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    12/12/08

    @devilchyld22: Yeah, my ginger thing has been since about then as well. With the occasional veer off-track to particularly attractive blonds.


    But the gingers? They slay me. I love them, sooooo much.

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    Image of lynxwings lynxwings
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    My parents smoked weed regularly throughout my childhood. I didn't find out until I went to college and started smoking as well, and then came home and recognized the smell.
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    12/12/08

    @lynxwings: My dad used to have me roll his joints for him.


    I used to hate weed, because of him. I used to flip out and never touch anything that belonged to him because I didn't want to put my finger prints on anything because the cops would come and get me.


    I have since learned that it's rare for police to finger print pot smokers, and of course that pot is the greatest thing ever.

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    12/12/08

    @lynxwings: I learned what pot smelled like because of my parents. But it wasn't until I was like 17, so I was already as screwed up as I was going to be (at least because of them).
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    12/15/08

    @lynxwings: The smell when I first smoked is how I found out that was what my Dad had been smoking...
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    Serious ass pimple answer:


    Wear only cotton panties. Use something with salicylic acid on your butt and don't use harsh soaps or detergents. They should clear up a lot. Don't squeeze them, that will only hurt.

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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    I soooo need this.


    I am on my second vicodin, thank you mr. dentist, screw you abscessed tooth. A root canal is pricey...vicodin is not. Seriously...worst pain ever!

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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/12/08

    @devilchyld22: Mr. Crabby had 2 abscesses in the last year and they don't MAKE a Vicodin strong enough. Internet hugs to you!!!
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    12/12/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: Ok I'm glad it's not just me, but it doesn't seem as though they're working.


    I've actually gone through an entire tube of Orajel, extra strength in the past two days.


    Worst part! No beer!!! What kind of life am I leading??

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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    12/12/08

    @devilchyld22: oh, ugh, that sucks! it helped me a lot to put ice on my face when i got my wisdom teeth out last year. hope you start feeling better soon!
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12/13/08

    @devilchyld22: Um, I'm not a doctor here, so I am not recommending, but Mr. Crabby took 1 vicodin and LOTS of Jack Daniels. It's the only thing that got him through it, although I was a TOTAL DAMN WRECK the entire time. "OH NOES- UR LIVER! NOESS!!!"
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/14/08

    @Crabby Cakes wants some Dance Biscuits.: The dangerous part of that is the tylenol in the vicodin plus the alcohol. "OH NOES- UR LIVER! NOESS!!!"


    You might ask for Norco instead. Twice the hydrocodone and less Tylenol.

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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    "Guilty Feet" has always made me uncomfortable, personally. And I agree with Tracie, "tore it apart" would be much better.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    That made me say "Oh my god, your boobs!" out loud to the screen.


    Loved the "sci-fi lips" and it's too damn bad there wasn't a good scabies story.

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    Image of AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    boob sweat, and scabies, and strap-ons and gingers...these are a few of my favorite things!


    /off to remix more christmas songs using pot psychology tags

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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/08

    @AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: OMG I need that.....
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    Image of GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar) GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar)
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    So, I used to have a roommate who washed her sex toys in the dishwasher - open it up to get a fork and there's a big plastic dick looking at ya....


    it sounds more fun than it was.

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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    12/12/08

    @GretchenWeiners: all of a sudden the roomie who put the knives in sharp end up doesn't seem so bad by comparison.
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    Image of Brigit Brigit
    12/12/08

    @GretchenWeiners: Whatever the heck happened to soap and disinfectant. Ew.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/12/08

    @GretchenWeiners: Ha! Awkward...


    One of my roommates in college used to leave her vibe in the shower, not for cleaning purposes, just as a "hey, I do my thing in the shower, deal with it." I never really had a problem with it because I thought it was sort of awesome she was so unapologetic about it.

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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    There's no stigmas about redheads, there's a fetish about redhead pussy hair.
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    Image of blyr blyr
    12/12/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): There is a stigma against redheads, but not in the US. It's much more common in the British isles, where "gingers" are taunted mercilessly.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/13/08

    @Penny Plastic (Archetype): The gingers I know are awesome women. I'd guess it comes from having to put up w/ schoolyard crap. And freckles.
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    Image of Nun Shall Pass Nun Shall Pass
    12/14/08

    @blyr: Well they can send me all those gingers cause I think they're HOT. Hello, Prince Harry, anyone? *swoon*
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/14/08

    @cassananandra: Conan? NOT.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/12/08

    In reply to "How Do I Ask My Ex To Give Me My Sex Toys Back?"
    The whole bit between the dyke drama and the ass pimples had me in STITCHES.
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