I hate that it always falls on the reader of these books to change. Don't bother trying to find someone compatible with you, dear reader, just shuffle around your life so that you're not alone!
Because that's completely reasonable, don't you think?
I mean, it's not like I would grow to resent someone that felt like I should be thrilled to wait on them hand and foot. I wouldn't revert back to my natural self or anything. Those snappy one-liners don't come in handy after a few weeks, and since these are directed at women, how can you marry someone you can't even be yourself with?!
This drives me crazy. Yes, a certain amount of self-improvement is good. Try to be a better person, blah blah blah. You should compromise a little, because you'll never be completely compatible with anyone, and that's part of a relationship, but you should never feel like your morals are compromised.
She also seems like a crappy person - who ranks people and calls them by numbers? If I had a friend who did that, and they were in any way serious or kept it up for more than 10 seconds, they would be gone. I am not competing for attention, I am your friend.
But I will admit that "I GOT ASS DUCT IN MY HAIR!" and "ASS PARTICLES" is pretty funny.
Sorry I've been away for a minute, but when'd Latoya start blogging for Jez? Awesome.
"one has to wonder if this image about-face is really just a way for her to continue to stay relevant after all the salacious stories have been told."
I say, "yes". I'm sure the jump-off for this re-imaging was her guest spot on the Oprah couch years ago. Sadly, her 80's X-men-Rouge hair style was more memorable than anything she said. She's entertaining enough as video girl(?)/star f-er (I tend to hate this term except it fits in this instance, no?) but lord I hope no one takes her advice seriously or sees her as a "role" model.
I'll save my money and wait for Michelle Obama to write a book.
It is imperative to make sure to date only men who want to have children, are fans of and champions for them. To do otherwise will create tremendous drama, frustration, and conflict for you, your man, and your child."
Could someone explain that paragraph to me? Does she mean that--if you already have kids--you shouldn't date someone who doesn't like children SO much that he's fixed on having his own, to the point that he wants to add new members to the family his girlfriend already has? What if I--a mother--already have kids and don' t want more?
Talk about drama...if my mom/dad started dating again and were cajoled into having more kids, I think that would kind of suck....I wouldn't blame my new half-sibling simply for being conceived and born, but no, I don't think I'd be cheerleading my biological custodial parent to bring an infant and it's 24/7 needs and noise into the household, especially considering my parent's new girlfriend/boyfriend could split, leaving me and Mom high and dry. Or the gf/bf could brawl over custody with my parent following the break-up.
There's plenty of "drama" that having kids can bring, and a huge portion of is borne by whatever unfortunate children are in the picture. So f*ck the notion of not dating someone simply b/c they're not chomping at the bit to have kids. It isn't just "responsible", dateable people with their lives in order that want them......plenty of assholes and future shitty parents want them too (or at least, won't take measures to avoid having them, despite having no real interest in the commitment).
Am I the only one incredibly peeved by the idea that you can't be an advocate for children (maybe an even better "advocate" than plenty of parents) unless you yourself want or have them (uh...got knocked up, I guess)? It's conventionally held arrogant bullshit. How many sanctimonious or oblivious parents fall short of either order--the notion of being an informed "fan" children and their well-being in general, AND of being decent parents to their own kids?
The myth that your labia become enlarged from having too much sex is stupid and annoying. I hate that this myth is continually perpetuated. All vulvas are different, and if you have a "porn pussy" it's the result of genetics, NOT too much sex. Sheesh.
@Cherry Blossom Girl: Thank you! As someone who had the oh so lovely experience of the guy I lost my virginity to telling a pub full of people that I must be a "slut" because of what my labia looked like - something which then put me off sex for the following 4 years - this stupid myth is one which I feel pretty strongly about.
@roadrunnerbeepbeep: What the hell?! What an awful, awful thing to do to someone. I have nothing else to add, but wanted to express my outrage at such a thoughtless, malicious thing to do to someone.
"There's nothing sexier than a woman who can have sex, but won't." Wow, this chick is really channeling deep thoughts by Jack Handey with that one. What about all the women who CAN'T have sex, but will? Thos are the ones who get my motor running.
I did like this one, "Revel in the liberation that comes with knowing better by declaring I'm too old for this shit! When some man tries to step to you with a half-assed hustle that was sure to work on you a decade ago."
Having dated a shitty player right before I turned 30, I officially decided that to be my philosophy for this decade.
"There's nothing sexier than a woman who can have sex, but won't."
As for that, I guess I must be the SEXIST woman alive. Its been a looong time, does it count if you won't because you don't like they guy or only if you DO like the guy?
@veronykah: I think all my exes would disagree with Steffans. As a person who is physically capable of sex, but not mentally capable, they did not find that to be arousing or sexy (well, maybe for about 5 seconds until they realized I was serious and not playing hard-to-get). It's been the main reason most of my relationships have ended. Somehow, I think people would rather be with people who can have sex and will. ODDLY ENOUGH.
When someone publishes The Leabian Manual: How to Find, Seduce and Keep the Tomboy You Want, then I'll be interested. Otherwise, I am so tired of looking at this ad on the trains...it's almost as bad as the ads for Dr. Zizmore's face peels.
The 'porn pussy' ruminations aren't helpful or informative. A strong, successful woman does NOT squat above her compact so as to inspect her pussy's worthiness. Fostering shame in her competition, i.e. women at large, is probably her secret "vixen" move.
The trouble is the book gives terrible advice as much as it gives good advice. If I were a young, impressionable woman, the good advice would bolster the bad and I might not be savvy enough to filter out the latter.
The book cover vs. the video capture = the wonders of makeup and Photoshop.
@swashbuckling: However, all woman probably should spend some time looking at their beautiful vagina in a mirror and loving it in its natural glory (no matter how they choose to style its hair or not of course) for the wonder that it is.
sadly, this kind of advice is dished out to black women in black media pretty regularly. i'm looking at you michael baisden. and i'm looking at you too steve harvey. and yeah essence magazine. i also have some stank eye for y'all.
um Karrine? The song was: "What have you done for ME lately?" Sung by the great Janet Jackson (Ms. Jackson to you for obvious reasons). Paraphrase doesn't mean totally change the content to fit your (conflicting) needs. Ok?
i'm reading a book about 1920s bohemian women and they are far more progressive than she is. how depressing.
and the part about labia?! PLEASE...everyone's are different. she's gonna give women complexes, which many already have with the proliferation of tight-lipped porn pussy.
there's a softer more homebound independence that you can show. It means you know how to cook and clean, and you don't need someone like his mother (or your mother) showing you how to do so. You can do laundry without turning his whites pink. He can relax in knowing his woman has mastered their domestic terrain.
Although you don't need someone like your mother or his telling you what to do, you apparently need to be someone like his mother, to pick up after him and tuck him into bed.
@kithkin: I think it's a great idea to be able to cook and clean - master the domestic terrain, if you will.
But for both sexes.
Jesus, who wants to be around anyone who can't even fucking clean a dish? Or do laundry? I mean, what kind of creepy adult-child are you? Why would you ever expect someone to just... clean up after you like you're a child? Aren't you kindof embarrassed that you can't take care of yourself?
THIS IS NOT A WOMAN'S DOMAIN, IT IS AN EVERYONE DOMAIN PLEASE COME JOIN IT.
07/31/09
Because that's completely reasonable, don't you think?
I mean, it's not like I would grow to resent someone that felt like I should be thrilled to wait on them hand and foot. I wouldn't revert back to my natural self or anything. Those snappy one-liners don't come in handy after a few weeks, and since these are directed at women, how can you marry someone you can't even be yourself with?!
This drives me crazy. Yes, a certain amount of self-improvement is good. Try to be a better person, blah blah blah. You should compromise a little, because you'll never be completely compatible with anyone, and that's part of a relationship, but you should never feel like your morals are compromised.
She also seems like a crappy person - who ranks people and calls them by numbers? If I had a friend who did that, and they were in any way serious or kept it up for more than 10 seconds, they would be gone. I am not competing for attention, I am your friend.
But I will admit that "I GOT ASS DUCT IN MY HAIR!" and "ASS PARTICLES" is pretty funny.
07/30/09
"one has to wonder if this image about-face is really just a way for her to continue to stay relevant after all the salacious stories have been told."
I say, "yes". I'm sure the jump-off for this re-imaging was her guest spot on the Oprah couch years ago. Sadly, her 80's X-men-Rouge hair style was more memorable than anything she said. She's entertaining enough as video girl(?)/star f-er (I tend to hate this term except it fits in this instance, no?) but lord I hope no one takes her advice seriously or sees her as a "role" model.
I'll save my money and wait for Michelle Obama to write a book.
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07/30/09
Could someone explain that paragraph to me? Does she mean that--if you already have kids--you shouldn't date someone who doesn't like children SO much that he's fixed on having his own, to the point that he wants to add new members to the family his girlfriend already has? What if I--a mother--already have kids and don' t want more?
Talk about drama...if my mom/dad started dating again and were cajoled into having more kids, I think that would kind of suck....I wouldn't blame my new half-sibling simply for being conceived and born, but no, I don't think I'd be cheerleading my biological custodial parent to bring an infant and it's 24/7 needs and noise into the household, especially considering my parent's new girlfriend/boyfriend could split, leaving me and Mom high and dry. Or the gf/bf could brawl over custody with my parent following the break-up.
There's plenty of "drama" that having kids can bring, and a huge portion of is borne by whatever unfortunate children are in the picture. So f*ck the notion of not dating someone simply b/c they're not chomping at the bit to have kids. It isn't just "responsible", dateable people with their lives in order that want them......plenty of assholes and future shitty parents want them too (or at least, won't take measures to avoid having them, despite having no real interest in the commitment).
Am I the only one incredibly peeved by the idea that you can't be an advocate for children (maybe an even better "advocate" than plenty of parents) unless you yourself want or have them (uh...got knocked up, I guess)? It's conventionally held arrogant bullshit. How many sanctimonious or oblivious parents fall short of either order--the notion of being an informed "fan" children and their well-being in general, AND of being decent parents to their own kids?
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Having dated a shitty player right before I turned 30, I officially decided that to be my philosophy for this decade.
"There's nothing sexier than a woman who can have sex, but won't."
As for that, I guess I must be the SEXIST woman alive. Its been a looong time, does it count if you won't because you don't like they guy or only if you DO like the guy?
07/30/09
"I'm gettin' too old for this shit, Riggs."
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The trouble is the book gives terrible advice as much as it gives good advice. If I were a young, impressionable woman, the good advice would bolster the bad and I might not be savvy enough to filter out the latter.
The book cover vs. the video capture = the wonders of makeup and Photoshop.
07/30/09
Yay for vaginas, god bless them every one of them
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@tiffany: Nooo it didn't post fully!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/119/294168009_b25decaddf.jpg
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i'm reading a book about 1920s bohemian women and they are far more progressive than she is. how depressing.
and the part about labia?! PLEASE...everyone's are different. she's gonna give women complexes, which many already have with the proliferation of tight-lipped porn pussy.
07/30/09
This from a woman who's known as "Superhead".
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Although you don't need someone like your mother or his telling you what to do, you apparently need to be someone like his mother, to pick up after him and tuck him into bed.
07/31/09
But for both sexes.
Jesus, who wants to be around anyone who can't even fucking clean a dish? Or do laundry? I mean, what kind of creepy adult-child are you? Why would you ever expect someone to just... clean up after you like you're a child? Aren't you kindof embarrassed that you can't take care of yourself?
THIS IS NOT A WOMAN'S DOMAIN, IT IS AN EVERYONE DOMAIN PLEASE COME JOIN IT.