Watch Martha Stewart Juice the Shit Out of a Very Large Cucumber

Martha Stewart and Seth Meyers continued their mutual love affair on late night Monday evening, joining together to do some juice cleansing for the new year, or something. I don't really know why they were making all that liquid because Martha's technique for juicing a whole cucumber was so distracting. Look at her… » 1/06/15 3:00pm 1/06/15 3:00pm

Kelly Wearstler Tells Bon Appétit She Doesn't Really Eat Much

Bon Appétit bills itself as "the only food lifestyle publication on the market." The magazine concerns itself with food; the website offers thousands of recipes; and recent stories include "The Return of the Tater Tot" and "Pasta!" But a new interview with Kelly Wearstler (conducted by Apron Anxiety's Alyssa Shelasky)… » 1/23/13 4:30pm 1/23/13 4:30pm

Fuck This Fucking Lawn Water: Five Days on a Juice Cleanse

Before anyone says anything about how a few days of drinking grass in a bottle is not a healthy or effective way to lose weight, I just want to lose 3 poundsssszzzss! Just kidding. No, my five days of mainlining liquid vegetables is actually a serious effort to unhitch my apple wagon from the (death) star that is… » 1/15/13 1:30pm 1/15/13 1:30pm