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    Image of waitinformyman waitinformyman
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    C'mon, community sucked. It was not about college life on any level (that I could tell, and I teach college). And it just wasn't funny. I think he should stick to the soup.
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    Image of kate! kate!
    09/19/09

    @waitinformyman: Um, do professors really say "I teach college"?
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment kate! was starred kate! was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    09/19/09

    @waitinformyman: I just spent two years at a community college, and I found it to be as accurate as any media portrayal I've seen. FWIW, I'm at one of the more "prestigious" public universities now and I think I prefer the CC student body to the U student body-- less attitude and more work ethic.

    And remember, it's a comedy, which is generally character-driven, and they aren't aiming to project a perfectly accurate portrayal of a CC, they're using the setting as a device to drive the plots.
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    To be fair, I hear Dick Cheney breaks a lot of hearts.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    09/19/09

    @Bitingpika: his own, mostly.
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment telecomic the thoughtful red panda was starred telecomic the thoughtful red panda was unstarred
    Image of limber limber
    09/20/09

    @Bitingpika: I suppose taking a bite out of someone's still-beating heart after tearing it from their chest counts as "breaking", yes.
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    Image of eadubbs eadubbs
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    I think Joel McHale is taking over the world, and I'm totally ok with it.

    McHale's new show was really funny, actually and he was great in 'The Informant'

    This makes me happy
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    maybeimamazed02 promoted this comment eadubbs was starred eadubbs was unstarred
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    09/19/09

    @eadubbs: All hail McHale. LOVED Community--my mom works at a community college and said the pilot was totally accurate.
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    09/19/09

    @eadubbs: Community was pretty funny! And Hell's Bells! Trudy from Mad Men was in it.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    "Jennifer gets her heart broken by Dick Cheney!"

    Yes, I can confirm, that was the reason literacy was invented.
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    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    09/19/09

    In reply to The Soup: "Get Over It Already, Jen!"
    Also on sale - the annual John Mayer Wonderland Collection featuring highlights from both magazines, and much much more!

    Song lyrics that may or may not be about his exes!
    Tweets about babes!
    The Girls Are Stalking Me:Interviews from Concerned Friends', Neighbors, and Papparazzi!
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment femaledwightschrute was starred femaledwightschrute was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    Suzanne Somers' comment is disrespectful, in poor taste and ignorant -- as if he had a choice? Pancreatic cancer has a high mortality rate, and he already outlived all expectations.
    And didn't he refuse pain medication in order to make most of the months he and his wife and family had? He lived and died with so much grace, and Suzanne Somers should not use his death as an opportunity to put herself into the spotlights.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    Hey, Suzanne, what do you think Botox is made of? Butterflies and fairies? Oh, but I forgot--having a face frozen in 1971 is much more important than someone with a terminal illness trying to survive long enough to spend some more quality time with their family.

    Bitch.

    Also, Martha, I agree with you on KMart and all, but perhaps the best person to give advice on being careful is the one who ISN'T a convicted felon. Mmmkay?
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    Image of LizzieBennet-Darcy LizzieBennet-Darcy
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    Wow Chrissy...I mean Suzanne. Lemme just explain something to you. Come over here to camera three.

    Cancer is evil. It is an attack on your body by your body and therefore it's very nature is both unfair and harsh.

    Unfortunately, Cancer doesn't respond to vita-shakes and broccoli. I wish it did but no, alas, it doesn't. You can try to live healthier to avoid it but as cancer is mostly unpredictable - as you can get Cancer due to your lifestyle choices (drinking, smoking, rolling around in uranium) or through the simple fate of being with the genetic propensity for it.

    Please see above when I mention how unfair it is.

    Also - Tact, according to MW - definition two- is "a keen sense of what to do or say in order to maintain good relations with others or avoid offense" and Suzy Q you've managed to FAIL at that.
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    Image of lisas lisas
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    Wow Suzanne, are sales slow? Tacky, tacky, tacky.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    FINALLY someone has figured out the cure for cancer. Just get rid of the toxins, add in nutrition- who knew?! I think we all know who'll be winning the Nobel Prize in medicine this year...
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    Image of NormaPolydeuces NormaPolydeuces
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    I am a child of that Sacred Heart (I was actually in high school while she was too), and I call bullshit on the Lady Gaga story for another reason: there are only two nuns left at Sacred Heart, and at least one of them would have found the whole thing hilarious.
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    femputer promoted this comment formergr approved this comment NormaPolydeuces was starred NormaPolydeuces was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    Someone explain to me where Lindsay Lohan's money comes from that she can travel the world and hit the clubs every night. She hasn't made a movie in three years, right? Are companies really seeking her out for sponsorships? Did she invest really well? I am curious!

    Also, Jon Krasinski, we don't want The Office to go away either! I'm glad we're all on the same page.

    Joel McHale, I missed last night's premiere of Community but I have DVR-ed it just because of you.

    Martha Stewart, I have no opinion of you but right now, you should shut it.

    Suzanne Somers, that goes double for you.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    That's pretty shitty of Martha to dog Kmart like that. They did carry her line for a decade plus, way to insult everyone who shops there. And honestly it's not like Home Depot is so clean. It smells like wood and the orange hurts my eyes.

    Also, as much as J. Simp annoys, there's no evidence that she stood there saying "Meh, I don't care" when a coyote ran off with her dog so I don't think it's fair to say she wasn't careful.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    I prefer to think that the coyote was childless and just wanted a pup to raise as her own.
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    09/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Hearted! Shoot...it was probably Jennifer Anniston in disguise as a coyote. She's SO LONELY.
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    Image of hfree hfree
    09/18/09

    In reply to Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
    I feel really bad for Jessica Simpson. My cat disappeared earlier this year and we're fairly certain a coyote got her (and I live in the suburbs of NYC, not the canyons of LA--coyotes are everywhere these days).
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