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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    For once a fantastic fox! #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    No Jarvis! :(
    Also Romola and Sophie look amazing. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09


    @AmbivalentAlumna: fixed #georgeclooney
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    Ailatan promoted this comment AmbivalentAlumna was starred AmbivalentAlumna was unstarred
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    10/15/09

    @AmbivalentAlumna: I love you! He's with his kid!!!! #georgeclooney
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Sophie Dahl at the premier of Fantastic Fox brings a tear to my eye. A toast to Roald Dahl! #georgeclooney
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    I want lil' Newton's silver leggings. Don't judge me. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    I know Sophie Dahl is wearing flats because Jamie Cullum is so wee, and I think that's sweet and I'm happy for her that she doesn't have to wear heels if she doesn't want to, but those flats are seriously fug with what is otherwise a lovely outfit. Some black patents would have done the trick. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    I love Romola Garai too!! I just can't explain it. I think my love of "I Capture the Castle" just makes everything else she does seem awesome by association, even "Dirty Dancing-Havana Nights" (which is seriously underrated). And now back to the clothes. . . #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Does anyone know anything awful about Jason Schwartzman? I'd love to temper my insane crush on the man. Damn he looks good in a bow tie. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    @burningdinner: Sorry for being a double-posting goober. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    @burningdinner: I have an enormous crush on him as well. He acts! And makes music! And is cute!

    Sorry, that probably did nothing to temper your crush. #georgeclooney
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    marshmallory was starred marshmallory was unstarred
    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Does anyone know anything awful about Jason Schwartzman? I'd love to temper my insane crush on the man. Damn he looks good in a bow tie. #georgeclooney
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    Image of Harlot Brontë Harlot BrontĂ«
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Miriam D'Abo! My god, I haven't thought about her since watching The Living Daylights as a highly impressionable eight-year-old. Does anyone else remember that old turkey? It contained one of my very favourite lines from a Bond movie:

    Kara (after they craftily escape from a prison cell): "You're fantastic! We're freeeeeeeeee!"

    Bond: Kara, we're still in a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.

    Aaaah, such wonderful stuff. So if D'Abo wants to wear a vampire coat and frothy bloused oddity, who on earth am I to deny her? #georgeclooney
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Correction: Thandie Newton *does* have the most adorable children in the world. That screaming sound? Just my ovaries. Next up: Cindy Crawford is ridiculously beautiful. This is not news, I know. Lastly, I think Bill Murray looks cute in an Amish-y sort of way. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Newton Jr. has The Best Hair. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Thandie Newton's youngest may have my favorite outfit in this bunch. #georgeclooney
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    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Shit, Miriam D'Abo stole my pose. #georgeclooney
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    Am I imagining things, or do Wes Anderson's shoes have little fox faces on them? Because that would be awesome. #georgeclooney
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    10/15/09

    In reply to Fantastic Mr. Fox Premiere Kind Of… Fantastic.
    I love Romola Garai's dress so very much. And I will always love Jason Schwartzman, if for no other reason than Rushmore. I am so flipping excited for this flick. #georgeclooney
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
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