@IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I'm sure he's great, I'm just totally head-over-heels for Kristen Bell. In fact, if she ever reads this site, I should probably sit back and wait for the restraining order because I mention it a little too much. #lindsaylohan
@Breamworthy: For serious. It was a very informative interview. Who knew that Denzel Washington was a jackass, and Bette Midler is a bitch? But Tom Hanks is delightful. I kind of love Bronson Pinchot now. #lindsaylohan
I see the Lohans took a lot of inspiration from the intervention episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I can see it now. Dina Lohan's probably gonna be sipping wine out of a Diet Coke can, and poppa Lohan's gonna try to pop a quick intervention on Ali while he's there. #lindsaylohan
I finally figured out what Reese is talking about and the freedom is wonderful. I'm only 20, but I spent about eight years always questioning myself, my body, my mind. Finally letting yourself be comfortable with who you are is refreshing. I can't believe I spent so many years worrying about all that crap. No one else cared about it, but me. They were all worried about their own shit. #lindsaylohan
I wish LiLo could remove all contact with her parents until *she* is in a good place, mentally and physically, to figure out how to have a healthy relationship with them, if that's possible. It's been discussed ad nauseum how talented she was (and still probably is); it'd be nice to see her back on her A-game and not being discussed as tabloid fodder. #lindsaylohan
This is really not appropriate, but one of my favorite moments on South Park involves Tom Cruise....R Kelly.... and a closet. Forgive me. #lindsaylohan
@curiousgeorgiana: In all seriousness, this was one of the funniest things I had ever seen on TV (second only to Tobias's fire sale audition). #lindsaylohan
@curiousgeorgiana: I just read the above, immediately thought of THIS, and then thought "this was posted last night, someone HAS to have linked to Southpark". I salute you sir. #lindsaylohan
@lalaland13: Ohhh.. that is interesting... Like maybe he is an android and has trouble expression human sexuality. But, seriously, If you built an android, wouldnt you make him taller? #lindsaylohan
@lalaland13: If the Scientologists come knocking, Bronson's a Freemason. They can hide him with all those nifty conspiracy-theory powers they have to control the government. (as someone who comes from a Masonic family, i say this with tongue planted firmly in cheek!) #lindsaylohan
@lalaland13: When I think about Tom Cruise, I think about that Simpson's episode when Troy McClure is going to marry Selma. Homer is sure that Troy must be gay, Troy confesses he wishes he was just gay. He is actually...and all you see are Homer's freaked out eyes.
Whatever Troy McClure is...that's what Tom Cruise is. And it involves Muppets.
That Anna Nicole Smith article was just ghoulish and unnecessary. Um, dudes, most peoples deaths "aren't pretty." Death isn't pretty. It's about the physical self breaking down. Just about the only thing uglier to behold than a drug-induced death is someone trying to make a quick buck off of it.
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Go read the Bronson Pinchot interview. You will not regret it. #lindsaylohan
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So everybody watched it on YouTube instead. Doh. #lindsaylohan
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I've never really been sure if Tom Cruise was gay. There seems something really fake about him, but I don't know if it's his sexuality. #lindsaylohan
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Whatever Troy McClure is...that's what Tom Cruise is. And it involves Muppets.
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And my girl-crush on Resse Witherspoon continues. Carry on. #lindsaylohan
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I like that story about Sean Lennon. I love Yoko so much, and Sean seems like a really nice guy.
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