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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    Most of my FB friends have updated their status and changed their names that very night. I'm not surprised that people would do it at the altar.
    I must admit, I am a little tired of people wanting to make their wedding SOOO unique and funny that it ends up a youtube sensation. (I'm an enabler, though -- I'm already sending this link to other friends. Gah!)
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    Hot priest/pastor/wedding official alert!
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    It looks like all involved enjoyed it-- so power to you!

    On a pure sappy level, however, I have to admit that little split second before the kiss is often very romantic and magical. At least their moment will be memorable! Congrats to the Facebook/Twitter couple.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    "for better or for worse, in downtimes and overcapacities, in news feeds and relationship updates, from this day forth. Submit."
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    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    12/02/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: "Do you want to delete this marriage? Remember, if you delete it, all love and trust is lost. Yes No"
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    That thumping you're hearing is Emily Post rolling over in her grave.
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    12/02/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Between them and the White House crashers, Emily Post's head is exploding from the inability to compute it all.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    I'm pretty sure that if that was me, my mother would have marched right up the aisle and smacked me.
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    12/02/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: my mom would've mumbled something about young whippersnappers then asked me to explain to her again how a "myface" page works.
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    Good job, Chuck Grassley.

    "I M takg a dump. Will dump B legal w public optn? Keep bur'cratz out of my ba'room!!!"
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    12/02/09

    @BearDownCBears: "I don't want 2 pay 4 other ppl's dumps with my tax $$!"
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    You just know they're going to be one of those couples... The ones whose FB status updates are sickeningly sweet and maudlin and are written to demonstrate to the ENTIRE WORLD their epic, soul-deep, enduring LOOOOOOOVE.
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    12/02/09

    @wtfox?!: They must already be on STFU Marrieds.
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    12/02/09

    @Maritsa: They must have set a record... Shortest Time Married Before Appearing on STFUM.
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    12/02/09

    @wtfox?!: And in about 9-12 months, it'll be time for STFU Parents!!
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    12/02/09

    @Maritsa: ... STFU Marrieds? And what is this?
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    12/02/09

    @closetalker11: Inane FB postings by couples.

    [stfumarrieds.tumblr.com]

    There's also STFU Parents and STFU Believers (my fave).
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    12/02/09

    @wtfox?!: I am friends with one of those couples. I keep saying that after the next vomit-inducing status update I'm going to submit them to STFU, Marrieds, but then I worry they'd find out I did it and I'd feel bad. But seriously, there was one update about "zomg I haven't spent a night without you since June!" and I was like, gag me.
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    12/02/09

    @Maritsa: I have a feeling they're not going to wait that long. The STFU will begin well before the first sonogram picture.

    And you know she's going to post to FB the second the tech points to the screen and says "you can see his little penis!"
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    Image of mikskeezy mikskeezy
    12/02/09

    @Maritsa: don't forget STFU Twihards!

    [stfu-twihards.tumblr.com]
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    12/02/09

    @wtfox?!: Oh, true. One of my favorite STFU P posts was of two pregnant women having a convo - both of their pictures were those 4-D sonograms.
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    12/02/09

    @mikskeezy: I DID NOT KNOW OF THIS!!!
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    Here's hoping they didn't repeat the performance for their wedding night. TMI!
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    12/02/09

    @GreyCat: BRB, consummating my marriage.
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    12/02/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED:
    3 minutes later:
    DONE! Getting a drink of water.
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    12/02/09

    @GreyCat: Name is now an honest woman!
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    12/02/09

    @wtfox?!: If she were honest, she would tell him 3 minutes weren't enough.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    This makes me long for the good old days, when the groom would stand at the alter and etch this type of announcement into a stone tablet.
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    12/02/09

    @BabyJane: After papyrus was developed, the bride's mother, upon seeing her new son-in-law write out "TTLY GETTIN LAID 2NITE" in his FaceScroll, hissed "How tacky" to her husband and at the reception made sure her daughter knew what a Huge Mistake she'd just made.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    What's weird is that it looks like this is in a church. I could actually think this was funny if the wedding ceremony was super laid back and more secular than religious (I think there's an interesting conversation to be had about whether for some people being married in the eyes of the webiverse is equal to or more binding than "the eyes of God", etc.), but when done at an altar it feels ... contrived? Silly? I can't quite pin it down.
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    edit: nevermind
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    Edited by GreyCat at 12/02/09 9:35 AM GreyCat was starred GreyCat was unstarred
    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    well that was horrifically lame. These are the days I'm glad to be a spinster.
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    Image of ronniedobbs ronniedobbs
    12/02/09

    @Alohamaid: Yeah, these people are both assholes. Full stop.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    12/02/09

    In reply to Groom Updates Facebook, Twitter From Wedding Altar
    I think you mean Hannah Montana.
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    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    11/23/09

    In reply to "Holiday Brides" Are A Growing Epidemic
    This is also a common practice in Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries -- a muta'awa, or temporary marriage is arranged so the the man/"husband" can have sex with a (usually young, inexperienced virgin from a small village) and then divorce her a few hours later without having committed adultery. The money factor is not important here, but the temporary wife's life is generally ruined in any case.
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