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    A Horse Is A Horse

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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    I've seen one of these shows. Great fun. At the beginning a white curtain was projected out into the centre of the ring, sort of like the prow of a boat. The silhouette of a real horse appeared on it, thirty feet high, pawing the ground mightily.
    And then the silhouette of the horse cocked its tail and dropped a gargantuan load of horse apples.
    They removed the curtain sharpish after that.
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    Image of pear.shaped.Sara pear.shaped.Sara
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    Wait. Wait, wait, wait... I thought you're supposed to *not* look them in the mouth?
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    Image of VargasVegetarian VargasVegetarian
    09/11/09

    @pear.shaped.Sara:

    Obviously not, because the horse on the far left is giving the lady its best Bish Plz face and one of the ones in the back looks like it's snarling.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    This is, quite literally, a fetishist's wet dream.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    How on earth do they do that? I sang to my horse, but she barely tolerated my singing and once tried to bite me to shut me up. Those horses are totally into it!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/11/09

    @badmutha: I don't know, the two on the right look pretty irritated, although it looks like they're having a disagreement.

    "I wanted Freebird!"

    "Stop fucking asking for Freebird!"
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    Image of BlueJeans BlueJeans
    09/11/09

    @badmutha: Except for that one in the back (behind the dapple grey) who is all lip-curlingly BISH PLEASE.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/11/09

    @BlueJeans: See I thought he had his tongue out licking his nose. You know, there is always one in the cast who is doing too much coke.
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    Image of krismry krismry
    09/11/09

    @badmutha: I sang to a horse one day who didn't want to go on this corny trail ride with me. It was fun watching his ears, you could tell he was listening. But suspiciously. Thanks for the funny memories. xoxo
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    Image of labeled labeled
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    Scientists say that 73% of horses gossip to elect fairy spokeswomen.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    "Now you stay away from that Swamp of Sadness, you hear?"
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    OMG PONIES.Also, I will probably go to this, and would not have known about it otherwise. Thanks!

    Edit: Seeing Ponies is more expensive than you would think!
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    Image of AnnieSaBu AnnieSaBu
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    what a bunch of naysayers.
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    Image of PowerPuffT PowerPuffT
    09/11/09

    @AnnieSaBu: Hay now! She'll hear no mare of this!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/11/09

    In reply to A Horse Is A Horse
    Any artist that uses horses is a Pal(omino) of mine.
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: I enjoyed your thorough(bred) comment.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: stop horsing around
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/11/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: This photo is full on Whin(ny).
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: Cavalia is just so full of whinny.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: is it time to pony up the puns?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: hilarious JINX.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    09/11/09

    @boobookitteh: Hay, I think it's a great time to trot out the puns.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/11/09


    @boobookitteh: you know, that's like beating up a dead horse
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: That picture is a night MARE.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: maybe you should get down from your high horse, missy!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: *snort*
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: Now now, don't get (saddle) sore.
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    Image of LAmonkeygirl LAmonkeygirl
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: We need to rein in these puns.
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: This string of comments made me (Appa)loosa it at work. Too funny.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/11/09

    @bluetrain84: We need to stirrup some more.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/11/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: But why? They cant'ert.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: Are you trying to dressage me down?
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: This thread could become the mane event if we keep it up.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/11/09

    @bluetrain84: I know. Seems everyone's chomping at the bit to get out these puns.
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    Image of Cher_Horowitz Cher_Horowitz
    09/11/09

    @all: Okay, I'm starting to bridle at these comments. It's a sad(dle) day when we have to trot out all of these puns.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/11/09

    @All: Hay everybody! These horse puns must stop. It can't be our mane sense of humour.
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    Image of justcallmeangel justcallmeangel
    09/11/09

    @bluetrain84: I don't want to be a neigh-sayer, so I'm chiming in at the tail end of this.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    09/11/09

    @BabyJane: But they're the glue that holds this community together! No, wait, shit....
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: May this thread never halt(er).
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/11/09

    @BabyJane: I think it's too late; you could shout yourself horse and nag at them, but the puns are going to gallop on!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/11/09

    @CurtCole: I don't want to stall(ion) this thread.
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    Image of Cher_Horowitz Cher_Horowitz
    09/11/09

    @all: Stop foaling around! I think I've had my fill(y) of this- I'm beginning to feel like a hack.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    09/11/09

    @andBegorrah: You might need to hoof it out of here... there are horse enthusiasts on this thread!
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/11/09

    @BabyJane: Don't buck the trend.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/11/09

    @wtfox?!: wild horses couldn't stop us!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    09/11/09

    @ALL: All of this is so tack(y). I bridle at these comments.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: I may need to quit this thread colt turkey.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of RollRoll RollRoll
    09/11/09

    @futuremouse: Alright, in all seriousness though folks it might just be time to pony up and stop horsing around. things seem to be getting buck wild up in here and we can(or) have any more of these puns galloping around here.

    Horse
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: but you can tell we are not hacks, we are (chest)nuts for puns.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/11/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I'm saddled with guilt.
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    09/11/09

    @BabyJane: Holy Shet(land) that's a lot of puns.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    09/11/09

    @bluetrain84: yes, it would be-hooves us to stop.
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