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    Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder

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    Image of Lady Saira, Vere de Vere Lady Saira, Vere de Vere
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    I don't blame Hayden at all. I would jump on Milo Ventimiglia any day, regardless of his being twice my age.
    Oh, sigh...
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    mariamariamaria promoted this comment Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was starred Lady Saira, Vere de Vere was unstarred
    Image of AboutToLaugh is longwinded AboutToLaugh is longwinded
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Gee, Aisha Curry... Could it be that Tameka's title is similar to yours because "You're pretty for dark-skinned girl" is a back-handed compliment that too many dark-skinned girls hear all too often?
    And that maybe the points between your book and her post are similar because there are commonalities between women who have experienced that kind of scrutiny about their looks?
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    kookla promoted this comment AboutToLaugh is longwinded was starred AboutToLaugh is longwinded was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    I wouldn't call Spencer the villian as much as the wood tick.
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    The actual quote from London Daily Mirror from Katy Perry: "She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a d*** but I am certain she doesn't."

    Much kinder, less damning, and more openly amused than Ms. Wappler's very high-speed spin. ('calculated' has a very different feeling) Slow news day, LA Times?

    Nor any suggestion that she herself doesn't know what she's doing.
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    NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of marciax3 marciax3
    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: What's up with British tabs making Americans sound British? Perry saying "knickers", Blanket asking if Michael was "on holiday"? If it's a flippin' quote, I can see turning mom to mum. But knickers?! end rant.
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment marciax3 was starred marciax3 was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    @marciax3: Heh, I didn't notice that, but very good point! It's like subtitles on someone with an accent...

    Or maybe it just fundamentally calls the whole quote into question?
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    NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    08/21/09

    @NoelleBlue: Katy is HUGE in the UK, and I've heard her talk that way on Scott Mills. Maybe she thinks it makes her sound more interesting? Sadly, it does not.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Dear Spencer Pratt,

    Iago from "Othello" is a villain. Satan from Milton's "Paradise Lost" is a villain. Humbert Humbert of "Lolita" is a villain. These are characters with depth, complexity, and allow us to reflect on the darker side of the human condition.

    You, sir, are merely an asshole.

    ~LaComtesse
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    Edited by LaComtesse at 08/21/09 9:49 AM LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/21/09

    @LaComtesse: *raucous applause*
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    08/21/09

    @LaComtesse: I am figuratively standing outside your window with a jukebox right now, I love that comment so much.
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    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08/21/09

    @LaComtesse: Beautifully done.
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    NoelleBlue was starred NoelleBlue was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/21/09

    @NefariousNewt: @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Thank you. There are few people who instill the kind of repulsion, annoyance, disdain, and rage I feel when I see or hear Spencer Pratt.
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    08/21/09

    @LaComtesse: I always equate him with jock itch preparations.
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment berlitzfrench was starred berlitzfrench was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/21/09

    @berlitzfrench: Yes. Or a foot fungus.

    @notthrilled: Heh. PM me for all Lolita talk, which I am ALWAYS up for. Should be fun because I completely disagree with you.
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    Edited by LaComtesse at 08/21/09 10:11 AM LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    The article about David Nordahl and MJ was fascinating. I hope the exhibition goes on tour, which seems to have been something that both men had planned on. It will be such an interesting glimpse into MJ's thoughts and life - and for once it won't be invasive of his family's privacy.
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    Dodai promoted this comment fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    I find it odd that Billy Ray is okay with the pole dancing in front of the tweens, but he was up in arms about the Annie Lebowitz shoot.
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    dianersb was bit by a zombie was starred dianersb was bit by a zombie was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/21/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: I find it odd that anyone asks Billy Ray his opinion anymore, given the stupid things he says almost constantly, thanks to his achy-breaky brain.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/21/09

    @NefariousNewt: Haha! Achy-breaky brain.
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    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of BritneyCanadaWhore BritneyCanadaWhore
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    I think the second linked picture of Liam Hemsworth is actually Charlie Hunnam, who played Lloyd on Undeclared.
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    BritneyCanadaWhore was starred BritneyCanadaWhore was unstarred
    Image of agent7 agent7
    08/21/09

    @BritneyCanadaWhore: it is definitely charlie hunnam. currently playing Jax on Sons of Anarchy.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry promoted this comment agent7 was starred agent7 was unstarred
    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    08/21/09

    @agent7: I loved him in Hooligans/Green Street Hooligans. And he's delicious in Sons of Anarchy.
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    Mrs. Stephen Fry was starred Mrs. Stephen Fry was unstarred
    Image of agent7 agent7
    08/21/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: i love him in just about everything!

    (and i also adore stephen fry)
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    Edited by agent7 at 08/21/09 2:28 PM agent7 was starred agent7 was unstarred
    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    He's such a cutie patootie.

    Hehe. While he is a cutie patootie, I have a feeling that Angela Chase would not approve of this descriptor.
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    dianersb was bit by a zombie was starred dianersb was bit by a zombie was unstarred
    Image of flamesonthesideofmyface flamesonthesideofmyface
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Ugh I hate to say it but that's actually one of the more sensible things I've ever heard Spencer Pratt say. Normally he's going around talking about how talented Heidi is and how awesome they both are, which clearly makes one question his grip on reality. At least this statement is semi-lucid. "Yeah, I'm a complete dickbag, I'd hate me too if I weren't benefiting from it so much."
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    cuteasabutton promoted this comment flamesonthesideofmyface was starred flamesonthesideofmyface was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/21/09

    @flamesonthesideofmyface: I was thinking the same thing. At least he is owning his douchebaginess.
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    Edited by cuteasabutton at 08/21/09 9:56 AM cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Claire Danes is so strikingly gorgeous, its almost maddeningly unfair! BTW, if anyone knows a secret to having such fantastic legs (other than genetics and photo-shop) please inform me!
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy promoted this comment fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    08/21/09

    @fluxus flucker: I believe she is quite an
    accomplished dancer and has been since
    childhood. Dancers have beautiful legs and
    they work long and hard to get 'em. I wish
    I could jump in a time machine and use
    that knowledge.
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    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Maybe I'm just naive, but I have a hard time believing that Lady Gaga or her people put the intersex rumor out there. There doesn't seem to be an actual source for it and I think someone out there on the internets just thought it would be funny to spread a rumor that "OMGZ, Lady Gaga haz a penis!!1!! LOLZ!!1!!!1!!!"
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    Image of Maggita Maggita
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Oh man I'm coveting every dress from Claire Dane's photo shoot. Is it bad that I want a gold metal dress with only one sleeve?
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    SouthernSatine promoted this comment Maggita was starred Maggita was unstarred
    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    08/21/09

    @Maggita: No. It most certainly is not. Because I'm already fantasizing about all the places I would wear that dress. Not that I have anywhere to go where a one-sleeved metal dress would be appropriate, but damn it I'd wear it anyway.
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    SouthernSatine was starred SouthernSatine was unstarred
    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    "The fun thing about surgery is that they always have new things and you can always try things. I'm not sure what's on that list right now, but I'm sure as I get older, I'll want to keep up with maintenance as most Hollywood does."

    I already know what your last surgery was, Heidi: Full Brainectomy.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/21/09

    @stoprobbers: That must have been a really quick surgery.
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    wtfox?! was starred wtfox?! was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    08/21/09

    @stoprobbers: I cannot wait to use the phrase "The fun thing about surgery is..." in conversation.
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    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    08/21/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I remember overhearing a couple of women in my gym comparing experiences with liposuction: "Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I stopped vomiting after ONLY 24 hours".
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    Image of YorubaGirl YorubaGirl
    08/21/09

    In reply to Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
    Kids in the Hall - YEAH! Randomly, I used to watch this in when we lived in Nigeria many moons ago. Canadian funnies FTW.
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    Plum-Pie promoted this comment YorubaGirl was starred YorubaGirl was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/21/09

    @YorubaGirl (nee MakeLoveToTheJudgesWithYourEyes...): I. Cannot. WAIT. I watched it every day on Comedy Central after school. I've started rewatching them lately and they're SO weird and full of win.
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch
    08/21/09

    @LaComtesse: I saw their reunion tour a year or so ago, and it was money that was SO well spent. Funny, weird, and original as ever. I'd love to see them come out with some new material.
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    Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch was starred Hooplehead is hamthrax's bitch was unstarred
    Image of OneBigPear OneBigPear
    08/21/09

    @Hooplehead: I saw it too. It was amazing!

    I love Kevin; they're all great, but he's my fave!
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    Hooplehead promoted this comment OneBigPear was starred OneBigPear was unstarred
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