Note to Partiers: You're Not Allowed to Fuck on the Streets of Montauk

During the summer, New York City’s most wealthy and debauched will often escape the heat of the city by heading for East Hampton, bringing with them suitcases full of madras shorts, straw fedoras, and—most importantly—their shittiest behavior. Well, bad news for these dumb Gatsby wannabes: East Hampton Town Supervisor…
Instagram Star 'The Fat Jew' To Launch 'White Girl Rosé' This Summer
Lest you forget we live in an era where there are such things as ‘Instagram stars,’ I’m here to make Monday worse than it already was by informing you of Instagram star The Fat Jew’s new business venture: selling a wine called “White Girl Rosé.”
Boozy Summer in Hamptons Results in Epic Angry Landlord Letter
A group of 15 self-described "young professionals" in their twenties — the guys work in finance, the girls in fashion — paid $40,000 to party in an East Hampton home this summer. It was "the BEST summer of my entire life," one told us. Their landlord has a different take. "She clearly was not expecting people to…
Axe To Put Its Masculine Stench On A Nightclub
This summer you can live like you're in an Axe commercial when the brand sponsors a Hamptons nightclub for the entire summer. Will ladies be as irresistibly attracted to the club as they are to dudes who douse themselves in the gross-smelling body spray?
