@Tippi Hedren: A little ways downthread I figured she must be a graduate of the Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
Even if Steve Madden is not selling many shoes, of COURSE they're not bankrupt. Their extremely cheaply made shoes are way more expensive than they are worth. Honestly, they are Payless quality. #heidiklum
LOL @ being dressed by the Adam Lippes intern, Jenna. Since you explicitly did *not* linger on what exactly they put you in, we're officially dying to know now.
Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
It is true that there was a lot of retouching going on before it could be done digitally. There's a great photo in a Hurrell book that shows what he did with Joan Crawford, who I never before realized had a ton of freckles. (Apparently it took six hours to de-freckle and de-wrinkle someone by hand).
@Fatwetdog: That was fascinating. But her underlying bone structure wasn't changed. They made her skin glowy and her hair shiny, but they didn't change what her actual face looked like. I think there is a big difference. #heidiklum
Well, Mr. Mondino, don't you worry, because I'm pretty sure that the French are going to pay just as much attention to these "retouched" labels as they do to those warnings that tell you to avoid eating between meals that are pasted onto commercials for Haribo candies. #ragtrade
@browngirlinthering: is it? ok being wrong is my instant karma for being an asshole in the first place. But I still kind of doubt that an investigatory/investigative journalist is backstage sneakily trying to find out what she does in her spare time. #heidiklum
@lilbobbytables: I know, right? That tree'll be the best dressed thing in the territories this season.
I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
I honestly do not think her legging collection is that bad. Not my style, but I don't understand why people automatically hate everything she does. #lindsaylohan
@Mell Delirium: I agree. My first impression looking at them was of course I wouldn't wear them (but then again, I wouldn't wear half the things I see in fashion magazines or advertisements), but that they're quite pretty and her legs look dynamite in them. And why exactly is this supposed to be racy? #lindsaylohan
Lindsay, clearly you've been going through a lot of stuff lately so I'll try to be brief and catch you up...
LEGGINGS ≠ PANTS
It was officially decided about two years ago but some archaeologists argue that the leggings-are-not-a-substitute-for-pants... ideology dates back to ancient Babylonia - specifically to the southern Sumer kingdom. #lindsaylohan
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i would buy anything these two are illegally selling. #heidiklum
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Why is Tom Ford depressed? He got to design Roger Federer's wedding tuxedo. I think - even speaking as someone who's had experience with the clinical kind - that job would snap me out of the depression with the quickness.
Who's got YouTubes of the AbFab girls in the M&S ads?
"Commotious." I'm feeling that.
Kendra must have gone to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Gud and Who Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Gud Too. #heidiklum
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Someone has the pictures here: [www.seraphicpress.com] #ragtrade
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The only response I have is a hearty "woohoo". #ragtrade
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I wonder if he'll make it some lingerie. #heidiklum
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LEGGINGS ≠ PANTS
It was officially decided about two years ago but some archaeologists argue that the leggings-are-not-a-substitute-for-pants... ideology dates back to ancient Babylonia - specifically to the southern Sumer kingdom. #lindsaylohan
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Those are not leggings, they are tights.
Sincerely,
Reality #lindsaylohan
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This just in: Fab Five Freddy told me not everybody's fly.
The dealbreaker? Those leggings. #lindsaylohan
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