There's nothing more dreaded than that pink box on your Facebook dashboard that tells you that one or more people have birthdays today. And there's nothing worse than figuring out whether you have to write something (to someone who you have no idea friending) or whether a like will do. You want them to wish you a…
Coming in 2014, you'll be able to watch Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci — better known as Garfunkel and Oates — strum their way onto your TVs and into your hearts on their IFC variety show.
They made a pact to keep their hymen intact, their loophole is the poophole.
So much can change in two short years.
Garfunkel and Oates' new song "I Don't Understand Job" is an anthem for late bloomers who didn't learn to give hand jobs in high school, and still don't know how to handle his "Darth Vader Pez dispenser."