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    Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Hortense my love, brill as usual. For 4, 2, and 6 I'm thinking

    "Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent opening at LACMA. 'Brad/Angelina needs his/her space,' says a source, 'And s/he's doesn't respect that. S/he just wants more babies and s/he thinks 'Enough is enough!'"
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Hortense, I would like to give you superprops for your POWERFUL VAGAINA Analysis.

    Bravo. #storytime
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Really, I'm just waiting for the press to start pairing their exes together. For example,

    Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so she can call Jen to ask how the former Friends star's upcoming nuptials to Billy Bob Thornton are going. After that, she'll text Gwyneth to ask when she'll be leaving Chris Martin for Jonny Lee Miller. #storytime
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And then Billy Bob will leave Jen for Juliette Lewis and Jen will rekindle her friendship with Laura Dern.

    Fun! #storytime
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Like most of you, I studied these photos and thought to myself, "Why am I studying these photos?" I would like to know a little more about the art. Life&Style, I'm talking to you. #storytime
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Brad hopes that his chin ladder will grow quickly and allow him to escape from the gilded cage where Angelina keeps him imprisoned. He wishes he still had Jen's hairdresser on speed dial, for some quick beard extensions. #storytime
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    Image of Slim Slim
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Breaking!: Brad Leaving Angie because once again she looks prettier than him, even though she's wearing crushed velvet. "Brad knows Jen would've never worn crushed velvet and upstaged him at the same time," says an old rubber ducky Maddox used to play with. #storytime
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    "Brad's Undying Love for Jennifer is Slowly Turning Him Into A Billy Goat! "
    WTF is up with that beard?? #storytime
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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    PITT HAS ANNOUNCED HIS INTENTION TO BE CAST AS A WEREWOLF IN NEXT TWILIGHT MOVIE.
    No word yet on if his beard has earned him the part. #storytime
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    #5

    BRANGELINA TIE THE NIGHT IN INTIMATE GALLERY CEREMONY. #storytime
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    HER DRESS HAS POCKETS?!?! I love it. #brangelina
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    She is wearing all black, which represents her innate evil. He is almost consumed by the blackness, but a bit of resilient white peeps through with his shirt, even as the black tie tries to strangle him. This totally means he's leaving her for Jen and Angelina is desperately trying to fight it. #brangelina
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    Image of ZombieEmpress ZombieEmpress
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Is it just me or do both Brad and Angie look like wax statues in all the pictures? Has their relationship caused them to transform into inatimate objects? #brangelina
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/15/09

    @ZombieEmpress: They have actually been living on Mars for about 5 years now. They have dummies of themselves to do public stuff on Earth. Sort of like Kraftwerk. #brangelina
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/15/09

    @ZombieEmpress: thing is, these ARE wax figures - the real deals simply don't have time to attend some lame artsy fartsy event.

    There is a reason why you see no other people save for the one guy (frame #3) who is responsible for moving the figures.

    good eye. #brangelina
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/15/09

    @ZombieEmpress: ....the wax figures will undoubtedly be auctioned off for charity, next year, so look for that!
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    Edited by Scout at 11/15/09 3:29 PM Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    11/15/09

    @Scout: Sorry guys, no wax. Surprisingly, it's really them. #storytime
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    11/15/09

    @hortense: that's what they WANT you to think. Sheeple! #storytime
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    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The O.C.: Most Of These Ladies Are Broke
    I'm curious as to how much money they make by being on this show... Surely they make a pretty decent amount, no? #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The O.C.: Most Of These Ladies Are Broke
    This show is absolutely filled to the brim with absurdity and so much of what is wrong with our society, but if I had to choose the cake-topper from last night, it would definitely be Lynn's comment to her daughter about how she was "practically a playboy bunny already!" Oh right, and she said it while at consultation for plastic surgery where, when he wasn't molesting her brow and showing her how she could look like the cat lady, the doctor mentioned a mother/daughter recovery! OH, AND this was all because her daughter's birthday was coming up and she already got a bmw the year before so, hey, why not a nose job!?! #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
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    Image of Zira Zira
    11/13/09

    @Conchie Birdie: What makes this whole thing especially ironic is that we know from the previews that Lynn and her family get served with eviction papers for failure to pay rent on their home in a future episode. #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/13/09

    @Zira: Ah, yes, I forgot to add that. Thanks #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/13/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The O.C.: Most Of These Ladies Are Broke
    I think this show does more to prove how out of wack real estate has been in the past 10 -15 years in certain areas than anything else. The reason why Tamra can't afford her house is because she paid too much for it years ago. These houses were built expensively, sold for nearly half of what they were worth and now everyone's watching the bubble deflate and wondering, "How did we get here?"

    You got here by living above your means, thinking you were wealthy when you were just doing well and believing that the lifestyles of rich and famous were obtainable. They aren't. Y'all wanna know when the reality show bubble is gonna burst - six months. Mainly because these nouveau riche sillies have literally sucked up all their famous time. We will actually see real reality soon and Im excited. #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
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