Hortense my love, brill as usual. For 4, 2, and 6 I'm thinking
"Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent opening at LACMA. 'Brad/Angelina needs his/her space,' says a source, 'And s/he's doesn't respect that. S/he just wants more babies and s/he thinks 'Enough is enough!'"
Really, I'm just waiting for the press to start pairing their exes together. For example,
Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so she can call Jen to ask how the former Friends star's upcoming nuptials to Billy Bob Thornton are going. After that, she'll text Gwyneth to ask when she'll be leaving Chris Martin for Jonny Lee Miller. #storytime
Like most of you, I studied these photos and thought to myself, "Why am I studying these photos?" I would like to know a little more about the art. Life&Style, I'm talking to you. #storytime
Brad hopes that his chin ladder will grow quickly and allow him to escape from the gilded cage where Angelina keeps him imprisoned. He wishes he still had Jen's hairdresser on speed dial, for some quick beard extensions. #storytime
Breaking!: Brad Leaving Angie because once again she looks prettier than him, even though she's wearing crushed velvet. "Brad knows Jen would've never worn crushed velvet and upstaged him at the same time," says an old rubber ducky Maddox used to play with. #storytime
She is wearing all black, which represents her innate evil. He is almost consumed by the blackness, but a bit of resilient white peeps through with his shirt, even as the black tie tries to strangle him. This totally means he's leaving her for Jen and Angelina is desperately trying to fight it. #brangelina
Is it just me or do both Brad and Angie look like wax statues in all the pictures? Has their relationship caused them to transform into inatimate objects? #brangelina
@ZombieEmpress: They have actually been living on Mars for about 5 years now. They have dummies of themselves to do public stuff on Earth. Sort of like Kraftwerk. #brangelina
This show is absolutely filled to the brim with absurdity and so much of what is wrong with our society, but if I had to choose the cake-topper from last night, it would definitely be Lynn's comment to her daughter about how she was "practically a playboy bunny already!" Oh right, and she said it while at consultation for plastic surgery where, when he wasn't molesting her brow and showing her how she could look like the cat lady, the doctor mentioned a mother/daughter recovery! OH, AND this was all because her daughter's birthday was coming up and she already got a bmw the year before so, hey, why not a nose job!?! #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
@Conchie Birdie: What makes this whole thing especially ironic is that we know from the previews that Lynn and her family get served with eviction papers for failure to pay rent on their home in a future episode. #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
I think this show does more to prove how out of wack real estate has been in the past 10 -15 years in certain areas than anything else. The reason why Tamra can't afford her house is because she paid too much for it years ago. These houses were built expensively, sold for nearly half of what they were worth and now everyone's watching the bubble deflate and wondering, "How did we get here?"
You got here by living above your means, thinking you were wealthy when you were just doing well and believing that the lifestyles of rich and famous were obtainable. They aren't. Y'all wanna know when the reality show bubble is gonna burst - six months. Mainly because these nouveau riche sillies have literally sucked up all their famous time. We will actually see real reality soon and Im excited. #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke
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"Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent opening at LACMA. 'Brad/Angelina needs his/her space,' says a source, 'And s/he's doesn't respect that. S/he just wants more babies and s/he thinks 'Enough is enough!'"
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Bravo. #storytime
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Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so she can call Jen to ask how the former Friends star's upcoming nuptials to Billy Bob Thornton are going. After that, she'll text Gwyneth to ask when she'll be leaving Chris Martin for Jonny Lee Miller. #storytime
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Fun! #storytime
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WTF is up with that beard?? #storytime
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No word yet on if his beard has earned him the part. #storytime
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BRANGELINA TIE THE NIGHT IN INTIMATE GALLERY CEREMONY. #storytime
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There is a reason why you see no other people save for the one guy (frame #3) who is responsible for moving the figures.
good eye. #brangelina
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You got here by living above your means, thinking you were wealthy when you were just doing well and believing that the lifestyles of rich and famous were obtainable. They aren't. Y'all wanna know when the reality show bubble is gonna burst - six months. Mainly because these nouveau riche sillies have literally sucked up all their famous time. We will actually see real reality soon and Im excited. #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke