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    Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?

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    Image of Maggita Maggita
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    In honor of FOTC and its sad passing, what are Jezzie favorite songs/videos/moments? This is mine.
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    kookla promoted this comment Maggita was starred Maggita was unstarred
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    12/11/09

    @Maggita: Bowies in Space. Hands. down.
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    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    NO TAMEKA?
    Her life was meant for RHofAtl!

    Maybe Nene and Kim can do some cross cultural stunt casting on Jersey Shore.

    It would restore my faith in humanity if that could happen.
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    Image of nyc-caribbean-ragazza nyc-caribbean-ragazza
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    Congrats Kanye! The College Dropout is the only rap/hip-hop CD from this decade that I play all the time. It's brilliant.

    I miss Lauryn Hill. Where is L Boogie?!
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    whitest black boy you've ever met. His teeth are perfect and he's the perfect gentleman.

    WOW. Please excuse me while I go inform all the black men I know that their teeth and behavior actually make them white. Meanwhile, I will also be going to visit several of the kids from my high school and explain to them their heretofore unknown black heritage.
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    kookla promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    How are Tiger's mistresses affording Gloria Allred as their attorney? She bares the unlikely distinction of being a well-known lawyer outside of the legal community, and as such, her rates are astronomical. Unless these women are wealthy, I don't understand how they hire her.
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    Image of smallc smallc
    12/11/09

    @Tchotchke: She probably works for a percentage of what they'll make from this whole mess?
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    Image of weese17 weese17
    12/11/09

    @smallc: I'm confused about why these women need attorneys at all.
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment weese17 was starred weese17 was unstarred
    Image of A Small Turnip A Small Turnip
    12/11/09

    @Tchotchke: I don't know anything about the other women, but I do know that Rachel Uchitel comes from a sleekly wealthy New York family, and likely has considerable financial resources that she can call upon when needed.
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    Image of zoethebitch zoethebitch
    12/11/09

    @weese17: I don't think it's need attorneys. I think it's more like, "Drop seven figures into my bank account or I start talking." And having Gloria Allred on their team makes that threat realistic and costly.
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    A Small Turnip promoted this comment Edited by zoethebitch at 12/11/09 11:36 AM zoethebitch was starred zoethebitch was unstarred
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    12/11/09

    @weese17: I understand and totally share your cynicism. But I also know with grim certainty that if I were publicly implicated in this shitstorm (regardless of whether I wanted the publicity or not), I would be retaining the best lawyer I could afford. The potential for slander and defamation is unthinkably high, and it's understandable to want to protect oneself against that.

    Frankly, I think they'd be foolish not to be getting sound legal advice.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    What do you call a gaggle of 13 mistresses? A Tiger's Dozen!
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    I don't know why Garrison Keillor gets to be an expert on humor. Having been subjected to both, I can say with complete authority that A Prairie Home Companion is about as hilarious as a root canal with a folksy dentist.
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    SunburnedCounsel promoted this comment Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
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    12/11/09

    @Yahtzii: I actually thought it was a pretty sweet quote. I feel like so many people involved in "old media" (totally tongue and cheek phrase) like books and radio are bitter about the ubiquity of the internet- the fact that he seems to appreciate what it offers, even as competition, seemed pretty cute to me.
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    12/11/09

    @SunburnedCounsel: You're right. My knee-jerk reaction to Garrison Keillor is resentment, because the whole of public radio (including him) seem to revere him as a font of wisdom and humor, but it seems he has a point.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    Holly, please meet Shane McGowan. I can assure you that he's white.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    12/11/09

    @la.donna.pietra: I can't unsee that!
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    Now that it's free, Kim's wig is a shoo-in for Bret Michael's new show: Rock of Love: Hairpieces. Can't wait to see it hook up with his bandana in the hot tub.
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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo promoted this comment Edited by Yahtzii at 12/11/09 9:54 AM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    Is there something with the name Holly and porn stars/Playboy bunnies? I love that name and always associate it with my childhood babysitter, but recently every lady I hear about with that name rocks some serious implants and clear plastic platforms.
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    Image of BinderClip BinderClip
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    I know Kanye's a raging narcissist, but that was pretty awesome of him to a) thank all the people who worked on the album and b) give a shout-out to other albums, including the album that inspired him. Classy, actually. He's such an odd guy; his insanely contradictory behavior seems real, not faked. After his short film with Spike Jonze, though, I will love him forever. Animatronic Kanye-creature? Genius.
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    Dodai promoted this comment Edited by BinderClip at 12/11/09 9:42 AM BinderClip was starred BinderClip was unstarred
    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/11/09

    @BinderClip: I have to agree, especially because he said the THE MISEDUCATION OF LAURYN HILL was his inspiration. I love that album, and I'm glad that he gave a shout out to a female artist. I think that's cool.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/11/09

    @BinderClip: Because Kanye being an asshole, doesn't negate from the fact that he's an artist. He can be humble when the moment calls for it, and in this case, he definitely has a lot of people to thank that got him where he is. Especially his mother, who kept him in check when she was alive.
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    When I think of a Butterscotch Stallion, I think of a man dressed in chartreuse robes, sexing up the local ladies and leaving butterscotch candies on their pillows. Oh, and he rides a horse.

    No? Just me?
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/11/09

    @ElleL: So, a cross between Daniel Craig as Bond and Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka?
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    Image of darbyoshea darbyoshea
    12/11/09

    @ElleL: Oh, I can SO see Owen Wilson playing that particular role.
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    ElleL promoted this comment darbyoshea was starred darbyoshea was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/11/09

    @sayah: Exactly!
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/11/09

    @darbyoshea: Vince Vaugn would be his partner in crime, the Altoid Astronaut. Because he'll blast you off into space, ladies.
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    Image of BinderClip BinderClip
    12/11/09

    @ElleL: For some reason, Altoid Astronaut just makes me think of farts (I think I associate altoids with Tums), and Vince Vaugn blasting into space on the strength of his gas.
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    ElleL promoted this comment BinderClip was starred BinderClip was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/11/09

    @BinderClip: Even better!
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    Image of seresy seresy
    12/11/09

    @ElleL: A golden horse, naturally.

    And I'll second the candy thing- I hear it and start wanting LifeSavers.
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    Image of DiggityDawg DiggityDawg
    12/11/09

    @ElleL: STELLAR!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    I'm concerned-Kanye seems to have adopted the dreaded Sarah Palin Also. NOT TO MENTION THE CONTINUED YELLING, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD BE USED TO THAT BY NOW.
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    Image of 18thfloor 18thfloor
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    John Mayer was seen talking to Kim Kardashian. She is happy with Reggie Bush, however.

    Hogwash! No one can elude The Mayer's charms. He's the pied piper for vaginas.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    12/11/09

    In reply to Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
    Excuse me, everyone, I'm off to be a high-end escort.
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    Le Kangourou de Kataroo promoted this comment madeofawesome was starred madeofawesome was unstarred
    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/11/09

    @madeofawesome: Can I join you? I would only have to work one or two nights A YEAR.
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