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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    I found the artist's website, Jez had done a post on this

    [www.arianapagerussell.com]

    I think that might be what the Baby has. #miraclebaby
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    Image of Michelle13 Michelle13
    10/22/09

    @Ailatan: I remember that post! This definitely could be a hoax, with someone writing the verses on the baby's skin and then claiming a miracle. #miraclebaby
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    According to recent common sense, lesbians, in general, are tired of being treated differently. Just sayin'... #miraclebaby
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    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    To me, the rampant increase of meth use seems like it would be more of a factor in crimes committed than binge drinking. #miraclebaby
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    Image of lyra31 lyra31
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    I only skimmed the MSNBC article and didn't see any mention of this, but the first thing that jumped to my mind about the Russian miracle baby is that condition where you can write on your skin and it will raise up and be pink (Wikipedia says it's called "dermatographic urticaria"). Is it possible the baby has this and the mother or another caregiver decided to take advantage of it and get some fame? #miraclebaby
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    Image of squeaky yet unclean squeaky yet unclean
    10/22/09

    @lyra31: I'm tempted to say "bingo". I remember the documentary about a "miracle giant boy" living somewhere in Southern parts of Russia a few years back - his family was living off of showing him off, basically, and most probably giving him growth hormone as well as deliberately overfeeding him to sustain that livelihood.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment Edited by squeaky yet unclean at 10/22/09 6:01 PM squeaky yet unclean was starred squeaky yet unclean was unstarred
    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    Isn't there a rare disorder such that light touches will cause welts to appear, allowing people to basically "write" on their skin with just a stick or something? #miraclebaby
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/22/09

    @debo matar la zombi goldberry83: I think so! I remember a post Jez had about an artist who photographed her skin with beautiful patterns since she had that condition. #miraclebaby
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    I've only learned two things from these kinds of religious appearances over the years:

    Jesus is one ugly mofo, and Mohammed has terrible penmanship. #miraclebaby
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    Image of staryberry staryberry
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    The skeptic in me is reminded of a skin condition that a high school friend of mine had. You could write on his skin with your fingernail, and the message would appear like a raised welt (but not painful) for hours afterward. It makes me wonder if the parents could be doing that. #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @staryberry: I think the parents are definitely doing something like that. I hope whatever it is isn't painful. #miraclebaby
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    Image of mashkitten mashkitten
    10/22/09

    @NellMood: My fiance has that condition. It takes a rather light scratch to do that. #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @mashkitten: If my boyfriend had that condition it would be really, really hard for me not to write on him. Because I'm insensitive. I'm glad to know it doesn't hurt. #miraclebaby
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    Image of GeekSpice GeekSpice
    10/22/09

    @NellMood: How great would that be? Like when marquees first came out as screensavers (to totally date myself) or FaceBook status updates. Plus he'd never forget anything at the grocery. #miraclebaby
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/23/09

    @GeekSpice: I write little notes to myself all the time. If I had that skin condition, I bet my left forearm would be one long to-do list. #miraclebaby
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    Image of Haystacks Haystacks
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    "It appears and dissapears every few days.." Yes, that is the marker washing off when it gets a bath. #miraclebaby
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/22/09

    @Haystacks: Ha! That was my first thought. #miraclebaby
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/22/09

    In reply to Russian Miracle Baby Celebrated With Prayers, Shrine • Bride Slaps Around Spanish Cop
    This picture must be from one of his "off" days, cause I ain't seein' it. #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @GirlFailer: It's suuuuper faint, down the middle of his leg. #miraclebaby
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    Image of valhalla_i_am_coming valhalla_i_am_coming
    10/22/09

    @GirlFailer: Mother Mary on my burnt toast is much, much clearer than this so-called "verse." #miraclebaby
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment valhalla_i_am_coming was starred valhalla_i_am_coming was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/22/09

    @NellMood: I have terrible vision so maybe that's why I can't see it. But I'm really concentrating on it, and I see nothing. I'll try the contrast on my computer next! #miraclebaby
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    10/22/09

    @GirlFailer: The picture's a little bigger at the link but it's still not easy to see. I wouldn't have noticed the writing without the story. #miraclebaby
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    10/20/09

    In reply to I Will Survive
    Oh, MAN, the short chicks always get all the guys anyway! ;) #evolution
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    10/20/09

    In reply to I Will Survive
    I COME FROM THE FUTURE. BOW BEFORE ME! #evolution
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    10/19/09

    In reply to I Will Survive
    DUDE! I am already woman of the future! #evolution
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/19/09

    In reply to I Will Survive
    From my lofty perch of 6', I say unto you "hell no." #evolution
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    10/19/09

    In reply to I Will Survive
    And as you can see from the illustration, woman of the future is left-handed! #evolution
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/19/09

    @Jack_Burton: Not necessarily true! I shoot lefty, golf lefty, and kick a ball lefty, but write with my right hand. Maybe the future woman is ambidextrous.

    Edit: Well, technically I shoot the M16 right handed, but that's because hot brass comes out of the right side.
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    Edited by GirlFailer at 10/19/09 7:33 PM GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of sequined sequined
    10/19/09

    @Jack_Burton: Most of Matt Groening's characters are left handed, which is part of why I find Ned's Leftorium so funny. #evolution
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    Image of Hlaode Hlaode
    10/19/09

    @Jack_Burton: Also Leela may just want her right hand free for her hand gizmo. She gets tetris on that thing you know. #evolution
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment Hlaode was starred Hlaode was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    10/19/09

    In reply to I Will Survive
    healthier hearts = longer life span and longer reproductive windows = more children. unless they solve a potential food shortage, i don't see any of this as positive #evolution
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