end of days
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses committed by animals are considered
especially heinous. "I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory told the
Associated Press earlier today (or yesterday or maybe even tomorrow, because Australia is a day behind or forward, we can never remember which) when they discovered the body of a woman who had apparently been suffocated by a young camel she was keeping as a pet. In fact, the "guilty" plea entered by dog-abusing Atlantic Falcons quarterback
Michael Vick today seems to have touched off a worldwide animal revenge spree, for today, no human was safe! First, there was
the news that men who hunt deer are at higher risk for heart attack. (Karma's a bitch!)
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Jezebel
news roundup
Editor's Note: Three of the Jezebels — Moe, Tracie & Jennifer — are still gone, presumably still listening to a 
