Uh...I dunno how much MORE anxiety I could have had as a knocked-up teenager with an abusive boyfriend and a mother who hadn't yet realized her own potential, but my newborn baby was 8 lbs. even, dude. Healthier than a horse. Just saying.
WHERE'S MY FUCKEN WAFFLE ROBOT, DAMN IT?! #breakfast
Breakfast machines are a childhood fantasy of mine, but I wouldn't trust it to work. All I can think of is Jonathan Pryce holding his depressing coffee-soaked toast at the beginning of Brazil. #breakfast
I hope Alice Munro gets well very soon. Her books are the dominant placeholder on my favorite-books shelf- I feel like I'm constantly waiting for her next amazing story or book to come out. #breakfast
Re: the disparity between men and women at the top positions of law firms.
I will say this every single time, but it bears repeating.
NEVER, for the sake of your sanity and very belief in humanity, read the comments on Above the Law. It makes me weep for the profession I am currently killing myself to enter. #breakfast
@curiousgeorgiana: And you know I just did it anyway. There's even a warning on the site that the comments are hidden for your 'protection'. And I did it anyway. #breakfast
@curiousgeorgiana: I'll get right on that after I drill a hole in my head and pour bleach in, in an effort to erase the memory. It took pretty much about 6 comments. And I regularly read the comments on the NY Post site. #breakfast
Yes, but does it make waffles? Because if the answer is no, I shall continue my noble work until automatic waffle-makers are a reality for all who want them! #breakfast
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WHERE'S MY FUCKEN WAFFLE ROBOT, DAMN IT?! #breakfast
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I will say this every single time, but it bears repeating.
NEVER, for the sake of your sanity and very belief in humanity, read the comments on Above the Law. It makes me weep for the profession I am currently killing myself to enter. #breakfast
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