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    Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises

    New York Interviewer Accuses Vagina Book Author Of An "Anti-Waxing Slant"

    New Study: Men Need Foreskin Like Fish Need A Bicycle
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    In other news, I recently learned the uterus can fall out. It apparently happened to the aunt of one of my friends.


    This is a new irrational fear of mine. I wish that internal organs didn't sometimes have the compulsion to be external organs.

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    Image of Awakeonatrain Awakeonatrain
    04/28/09

    @Remedios Varo is a single lady now. Come and get her, girlz.: No kidding. I was reading about the potential dangers of bungee jumping, and "uterus prolapse" was one of them. Nothing makes me shut my legs tighter now.


    But I'm trying to think about what it would look like if one's uterus were to fall out...like inverting a sock? (clenches legs again).

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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    04/28/09

    @Awakeonatrain: I'm not sure. I've been trying not to think about it.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    I want to know how the last lot of scientists explained what they were doing to their mothers. "What did you work on today, dear?" "So, yeah, I ... cooked up some fake semen. Cool, huh?"
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    Image of TeFrey TeFrey
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    A disturbing number of species have penises designed to cause pain to females. I am very thankful that humans aren't one of them.
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    Image of sumerfish sumerfish
    04/28/09

    @TeFrey: What possible evolutionary purpose can that serve?
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    04/28/09

    @sumerfish: Well, for some critters, to ensure that Ms. Critter doesn't try to get some more action anytime soon.


    See, evolutionary biologists! Women have too evolved to be promiscuous!

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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    I won't click on the links or even read the article.


    Am very scared of penii. For real.



    *typing with eyes closed*

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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    Seriously. They cooked jizz.


    That recipe makes me think this cooked jizz tastes suspiciously like the real thing.

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    Image of KentuckyBabe KentuckyBabe
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    i saw something on either TLC or the Discovery channel about this exact thing. two people has sex in an MRI machine or something like it and they were able to see what the penis does inside. it definitly makes a scooping motion which does displace fluid and stuff. I mean we all know what happens during seconds sometimes. it comes out!
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/28/09

    @KentuckyBabe: Inside an MRI? Wow how did they choose the volunteers?


    Scooping motion, eh?

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    Image of philoclea philoclea
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    I just want to say that I saw that picture in person -- at Pompeii! As I recall it, it was a fresco on the wall of a house owned by some randy bachelors...
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    04/28/09

    @philoclea: As did I. And our guide took delight in showing everyone the phallic signs which pointed the way to the brothel. I also saw one of those at the Colosseum in Rome.
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    Image of andromache andromache
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    Dodai, this post is the best birthday present I could have received today. hehe.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/28/09

    @omnia vincit andromache: it is fabulous and Happy Birthday!
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    I must be ovulating. Because I am now all randy.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    Mary Roach gave a much longer, more satisfying account in Bonk.
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    Image of I fought piranhas I fought piranhas
    04/28/09

    @Jello Mix inspired Little Chocolate Donuts, No. 5: Yes, she did. Stiff was a better book overall, though.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    04/28/09

    @I fought piranhas: Stiff was so good! Did you read Spook, too? I think it's the weakest of the three, but still enjoyed it greatly.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    Is dude in the ancient art weighing his penis?! Jezedudes, I understand that sometimes boys measure... do they also WEIGH? Apparently, I NEED to KNOW!
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    Image of Gundam_Halo Gundam_Halo
    04/28/09

    @AuntieBee: I have never weighed my dick, no............but, I do have a electronic scale with me right now, and I'm very tempted to find out. And I could find out how much my balls weigh...today is a day of discovery!
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    Image of portia_sue portia_sue
    04/28/09

    @Gundam_Halo: Will you let us know the results?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    04/28/09

    @Gundam_Halo: For one reason or another they weighed my breasts when I was getting a consultation for a reduction. That was not something I needed, as the number was far higher than I expected. You may be surprised by your wang weight!
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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    So, conversely in homosexual sex between two males I'm guessing that the "head" would serve to stimulate the prostate?


    ...ain't no fun if my friends can't have some (benefits I mean)

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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    I am going to write a children's book called Ennis the Penis. It will be a huge bestseller.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/28/09

    @lalaland13: Will it be all in Limericks?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/28/09

    @lalaland13: He should live on Venus.
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    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    04/28/09

    @lalaland13: Can he have a little brother named Weenis?
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    04/28/09

    @VirginiaDentata: No, but there will be a neighborhood scamp known as Dennis the Penis Menace.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    Simulated Semen: Finally, a new recipe to shake up the neighborhood potluck.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    04/28/09

    @BabyJane: Oh, Mr. Huffleby, did you make your spunk roast again, or are you just happy to see me?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    04/28/09

    @BabyJane: Somehow I think they are lying, I'm sure they were "at it" like crazy. They just want to give a scientific aura.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    04/28/09

    In reply to Science Scribe Writes Masturbatory Missive About Human Penises
    resident male insistence on sex in response to suspected infidelity.


    Wait, what? Is this as weird/disturbing as I think it sounds?

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    04/28/09

    @Santos L Halper: Especially when you consider the later bit about thrusting deeper and harder in these cases. I would just assume the sex is more forceful because the guy is pissed off.
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