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    Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Sure Gene, I bet Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ozzy Osborne, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Stevie Nicks and everyone else that's been around since the 50s, 60s or 70s would perhaps disagree with you, well except for the sex part.
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "K-Hole"? I have not heard that term used since the Michael Alig days...
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    10/10/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: What's a "K-Hole"?
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    10/10/09

    @chersolly: It's when you snort enough ketamine (tranquilizer) to dissociate. Experiences vary, but I would say it is not a good thing in general.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/10/09

    @tailfeather: Also, a quibble, k-hole of LUST, Katy Perry. C'mon now.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Winehouse, if you want bigger boobs for a single appearance, wear a push-up bra. Implants are far beyond the call of duty.

    Famous people with legal troubles of any kind, check your state's bar association for a referral to who who hasn't been almost disbarred. How do so many of you end up with the shadiest lawyers?
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment ytuhermanotambien was starred ytuhermanotambien was unstarred
    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I agree with Demetri Martin - can we all lighten up on the snark a bit? (And by all I don't mean everyone here, I mean... well, basically every person I know in real life). It starts to get a bit tiring when every question you ask is responded to with sarcasm - that is neither witty nor clever, just kind of rude.

    That said, I do appreciate the few truly witty people in my life more now.
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    Image of KitCatCadillac KitCatCadillac
    10/10/09

    @RiloKilo: While I love some well placed snark as much as anyone else here, it does seem like its the only way people know how to respond to things these days. Whatever happened to being earnest? It's almost disarming when somebody says something completely genuine and un-malicious in response to certain subjects.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I just can't feel sorry for actors who make millions that they have to do such a dreaded thing as promoting their work.
    Get over it. It's called a job.
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    Edited by BlondeGoddess at 10/10/09 11:14 AM BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "He recommends sex as an alternative, btw." Having seen your sex video, Mr. Simmons, I recommend you try drugs or alcohol.
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    Image of penguins268 penguins268
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    BI: that guy who plays Dudley in the Harry Potter movies!!! Can't remember his name right now...
    For once in my life reading theleakycauldon pays off!!
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/10/09

    @penguins268: Huh - I was thinking Seth Rogen, but that sounds more plausible. Nice work!
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I've never been drunk or high in my life. The only way to survive the long haul is to be straight-nosed.

    Mr. Simmons? Mr. Richards is on line one.
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    veronykah promoted this comment morninggloria approved this comment IndignationCoordinator was starred IndignationCoordinator was unstarred
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Hasn't Johnny Depp played some variation of Ozzy Osbourne in several films? One could argue that Captain Jack Sparrow is an Osbourne derivative, or that his rendition of Sweeney Todd was a little bit Ozzy, or even that his forthcoming portrayal of The Mad Hatter is riddled with Ozzy Osbourne.
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are more than just friends"

    ...WHA HUH is this our big Hollywood actor coming out that we asked for yesterday how is this not above the fold news....

    Oh, cousins. Carry on then.

    -Me, reading dirt bag.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment BeckyIva was starred BeckyIva was unstarred
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    10/10/09

    @BeckyIva: And a thousand Dogma slash fanfic writers* sighed in disappointment.

    *Yes, such a genre exists.
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    Image of MissFiFi MissFiFi
    09/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Best thing is the true rivalry with the Yankees was with with Orioles, but it changed.
    And yes, I hate the Red Sox and she is so bandwagon cause her hubby is a fan.
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    Princess Leela promoted this comment Edited by MissFiFi at 09/22/09 3:22 PM MissFiFi was starred MissFiFi was unstarred
    Image of Princess Leela Princess Leela
    09/22/09

    @MissFiFi: Please. When was this the "true" rivalry? A few years in the 1990s? I know you Yankee fans are a bit bitter that the Sawx can finally hang with you and then some, but c'mon.

    And we welcome spouses onto the Red Sox bandwagon. As long as they can rattle off a lineup (check!), it's all good.
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    Image of MissFiFi MissFiFi
    09/22/09

    @Princess Leela: Actually, I am not bitter, it is about time the Sox won so fans could concentrate, love the game & actually discuss it instead of just yelling "Yanks Suck" I have loved Baseball all my life, but this rivalry has annoyed the fuck out of me, way before the Sox won. As a Yankee fan, yeah I get it, I am blowhard to you, but at the end of the day. it is just a game that, unfortunately, I have no financial interest in. Owning a team might be fun though.
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    Image of WaldenLa?rts WaldenLa?rts
    09/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Love that she called David Rodriguez "papi"...she is soo adorable.
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    09/22/09

    @WaldenLa?rts: ORTIZ! David ORTIZ! And he is Papi, everyone calls him that!
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    09/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Aw, I love her. I hope this Invention of Lying movie is good because she is so funny and needs to be in better movies, damnit.
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    Image of RollRoll RollRoll
    09/22/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Ricky Gervais wrote it. It shall be awesome.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara promoted this comment RollRoll was starred RollRoll was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    09/22/09

    @RollRoll: I don't know, the trailers looks awful . I have faith though. He was on an episode of Alias that I LOVED.
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    Image of lollapulizer lollapulizer
    09/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    My love for Jennifer Garner is endless.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/22/09

    In reply to WTF Moment On Late Night TV
    Might I just say, that I love Jennifer Garner, and Jennifer, if Ben ever treats you badly, I'm here for you.
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    09/22/09

    @NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce: There was a blind item a few days ago that seemed to be about them and implied Ben was cheating with Blake Lively and that Jen would be hanging around the set of their new movie more. What do I see this morning? JEN VISITING THE SET. I really hope this isn't true.
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