In other TV news, has anyone else been plagued by those Idaho Potatoes commercials? I seldom watch daytime TV but I was sick so today was an exception. Anyway, there are these crazy commercials stressing the health benefits of Idaho potatoes ("not just any potatoes!") with this really raspy-voiced lady who pronounces Idaho like "eye-ho" and it drove me nuts (it could also be my cold). She also claims that "exercise and a diet with potatoes" help you to stay trim, which is true in some contexts but it nonetheless made me laugh because I can totally see somebody going to a grocery store, looking at potatoes, and remembering, "oh yeah, potatoes help you lose weight!" #tyrafaketoenails
I worked at a tanning salon in high school (ooooh the stories) and knew a couple girls that came in who had acrylics on their toenails, but never as long and gaudy as that. I'm not sure the reasoning behind it, as I was always too weirded out to ask. #tyrafaketoenails
Whoa. That Sandals commercial's version of "I've Had The Time Of My Life" sounds like the Kidz Bop version. Except, sung by adults who should know better. #tyrafaketoenails
@GirlFailer: This was during the campaign, and she was in Iowa trying to get some votes (From the HBO documentary "By the People"). I think she is interrupting him/poking fun when he won't commit. #tyrafaketoenails
This is pretty embarrassing, but I have had an acrylic tip on my toe. My cleats were too tight when I played lacrosse, and after a long game, I lost my big toe-nail. I was super self conscious about it, so I went to the nail salon and those nice ladies fixed me up with a new talon. I'm glad I'm not alone. Thanks Ty-Ty. #tyrafaketoenails
I'm pretty sure I'm horrified by the Teen Wolf photo spread. That's not just shirtless, that's... I feel like I should call social services on the photographer.
I'd like In Touch to do a "I Loved My Abortion" cover.
"It was so awesome! Everyone at the clinic was really nice and respectful, and I was so relieved when that unwanted fetus was out of my womb and out of my life! Later, I celebrated by doing a line of coke. Suck it, babies!"
@AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: She's not flipping the bird; she's putting up her dukes! She's clearly part of Baby Fight Club. She's pissed at Lourdes her for stealing the stripey leggings, and she's gonna take it out on her ass! #angelinalesbian
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What are days ending in 'y', Alex? #tyrafaketoenails
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Ugh, really, Tracie?
And yes to the latter part ::hangs head in shame:: #tyrafaketoenails
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And possibly also report the tire.
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"It was so awesome! Everyone at the clinic was really nice and respectful, and I was so relieved when that unwanted fetus was out of my womb and out of my life! Later, I celebrated by doing a line of coke. Suck it, babies!"
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What are you doing to my awesome childhood memories, nooo #angelinalesbian
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