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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    Christian Louboutin has created a special carrier bag that includes a bottle of champers and a crystal champagne flute shaped like a stiletto. The package, known as Le Rituel, costs $500, and you can watch a 3-minute film about it here.

    The fuck? #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    olsenboye

    I hope that they intended it to be pronounced a la Flavor Flav, because it is now permanently etched that way in my brain.

    "Olsen-boyyyyeee" #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @girlwonder: that's all that will be in my head for the rest of the day #olsentwins
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    "Olsenboye"? What's Flava Flav going to name his clothing line now? #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @morninggloria: Man, I need to either type faster or refresh more frequently! #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    @girlwonder: Brain twinsies. #olsentwins
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I'm curious now as to whether or not my robe is manufactured by Blair. The sleeve (VERY BRIEFLY) caught on fire when I was taking something out of the oven--no part of the robe touched anything in the oven, either. #olsentwins
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    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I'm not surprised that Louboutin would turn down a diffusion line.
    Wow, Blahnik really hates platforms, yeah? This is like the 3rd time I've read about his hate for them. #olsentwins
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    Jenna promoted this comment femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @femme-bot: I know. I'm starting to wonder if it's a grade school thing. So, maybe he's always publicly pulling Platform's hair. But I think what he REALLY wants, in his heart of hearts, is for Platform to keep him warm on his long, cold, dark nights of the sole.
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    He made this bubbly slipper-sipper

    That's a comfortable moccasin that you can drink sparkling wine out of while watching bad TV movies at 3AM, right? If so, I've been in the market, and Etsy has provided no help. #olsentwins
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    Burberry Cosmetics? Can't wait to see the plaid lipsticks. #olsentwins
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/23/09

    In reply to Olsens Go Mass-Market; Mary J. Blige Opens Charity Center With Gucci
    I won't lie, I would totally wear those Lamborghini heels. #ragtrade
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    10/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Me too! What size are sample heels? #olsentwins
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    Image of WittyPiracy WittyPiracy
    10/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles:

    I would too, but only if I could make race car noises while doing it. #olsentwins
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    Tippi Hedren promoted this comment WittyPiracy was starred WittyPiracy was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @WittyPiracy: Also, if the "tail lights" light up when you walk... #olsentwins
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    Does anyone else cry at this commercial? Not that I do....
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    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    I used to know the Gordita anthem by heart. I'm not sure how to feel about that now.
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    When I saw the title I thought "they BETTER include Spuds!"
    I mean, I am biased I have a bull terrier. I've never seen that one, I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.
    I would love to find out who came up with the Spuds concept because despite being over 20 years old people STILL remember it. I hear "Spuds!" at least once a day when I walk my dog.
    My dog in action...
    Vimeo has the audio, youtube disabled it..
    Getting Home is Exciting! from gwen calavera on Vimeo.
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    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    07/23/09

    @veronykah: Soooo cute!
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    Image of DuckDuckGoose DuckDuckGoose
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    I can't read!
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    labeled promoted this comment DuckDuckGoose was starred DuckDuckGoose was unstarred
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    07/23/09

    @DuckDuckGoose: Crap. I will now torment my family with "I SMELLL BACOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!" indefinitely.
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    07/23/09

    @DuckDuckGoose: Only one thing smells like bacon and that's BACON!
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    Image of randomnessish randomnessish
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    Why is that man telling me to go to my Studebaker dealership tomorrow?? Mr. Ed obviously is so pumped for that power steering he should be telling me to run over there today.
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    Image of edna electro edna electro
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    i kind of want to steal this actor dog... but only if that's his real singing voice.
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    heatherwritesstuff promoted this comment edna electro was starred edna electro was unstarred
    Image of rhymeswithfeather rhymeswithfeather
    07/23/09

    @edna electro: I know someone who worked at the agency behind this. She said the dog was a total diva.

    Brilliant commercial.
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    07/23/09

    In reply to Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame
    Gidget has the kind of gravitas Meryl Streep can only dream of.
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