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"Is It Normal For Straight Girls To Only Like Girl-On-Girl Porn?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice column" in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich and I got help from our pal Sasha Frere-Jones again, to tackle problems like leaky vaginas, syphilis, and boyfriends who drool during oral sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)
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P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.
"Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.
Just Pointing Your Body Wherever It Seemed Like A Good Idea
Liz Phair is reissuing Exile In Guyville on some label owned by Dave Matthews that sounds like the name of a wrestling fraternity (and that, to its credit, also gave us Ben Kweller). Exile in Guyville is not that great a conversational topic since I think we can all agree that to deny its greatness is on par with killing puppies and date rape, but the question is: when did you stop listening to Liz? I totally held out until she colluded with those malevolent Avril Lavigne Svengali producers The Matrix. (You know how I'm all "Fuck discretion?" Yeah, well, everyone has their limits and mine is writing a song called "Hot White Cum.") Anyway, name your favorite Liz song here; bonus points if it's post-Exile like the song referenced in my headline! [Pitchfork]
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Is Rubbing Cum All Over Your Face The Secret To Eternal Youth?
A facialist recently marveled to me: "Your lines are worse than mine and I am 40 years old!" Which forced me to point out: "I'm not CHINESE." So Asians have better skin. Do they have to rub it in our faces? Segue alert! Enter Lo & Dough, Jezebel's resident beauty product geeks.In the first installment of their column, they tackled the six most common ways people fuck up their lipstick. Recently they told me about an ancient Chinese beauty secret: the semen facial. Since I'm personally going through a reeeeal dry patch (ha!) they both agreed to become whores in the name of pores, Jizzybelles, etc. etc. And in the name of the scientific method, they both found sperm donors named Matt! But how did Creme Le Peen work out for their skin? Find out!
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We're All Straight Here, But Sperm Annoys Us
There's a new book called Sperm Count out about the history of sperm and the role it has played in our culture. Nerve has an interview with the author, Lisa Jean Moore, if you can stomach it (there's a lot of bukkake talk).Now there are all these videos—Sperm Guzzlers, Cum Guzzlers Volumes 1 though 27—and part of what's going on is that men are getting to experience the idea that their semen doesn't need to be blocked or sanitized. Instead, women just can't get enough of it, and it's cherished and delicious and fabulous.We'd like to take a moment to address this sentiment with a big, Whitney-style "Hell to the naw!" We're not the squeamish kind when it comes to bodily functions, but we also wouldn't describe splooge as "delicious and fabulous." After reading that interview, we instantly thought of plenty of instances where we could get enough of sperm. After the jump, the top five times and places when semen pisses us off, in ascending order. More »
