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    Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
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    Image of evilbeet evilbeet
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    I think "I guess the name fits" is my favorite part of this. I run a website called "Evil Beet Gossip" and I get the same comment all the time. "I guess the name fits! You really ARE evil!!" Like, "Ouch. That hurts. All this time I was hoping I'd come off as saccharine and non-judgmental. That's why I named the site the way I did."
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    05/01/09

    @The Evil Beet: I just read a little of your site, and I will continue reading. Very well-written.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Teh poynt: ur not gittin it.
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    Image of Big_Noise_From_Winnetka Big_Noise_From_Winnetka
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    How does Ms. Jacky see Faith without makeup? Is she posted outside the McGraw house at 5 a.m. when Faith gets the morning paper? Is she in the carpool lane at 8 a.m. when Faith drops her daughters off at school? Or is she reading those trashy tabloids where the paparazzi ambush people? Please explain.
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    Image of undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink undomesticgoddess doesn't sleep a wink
    05/01/09

    @Big_Noise_From_Winnetka: All of the above.
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    That post so wasn't anti-Faith Hill. It was saying "Hey, Faith Hill already looks pretty good - why so much photoshop?"
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    Image of RedVelvetCake RedVelvetCake
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Jackie77777 must not know very much about Faith Hill as a person. She cheated on her first husband and left him for Tim McGraw. Is this what "down to earth" Moms with "a inner and outer beauty" do?
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    05/01/09

    @RedVelvetCake: She was long-divorced from her first husband when she met Tim McGraw. She was engaged to a Nashville record company bigwig when she met Mr. McGraw, though. They did have a shotgun wedding -- the guests were invited to a barbeque and were surprised when there was a wedding involved. But since they've stuck it out and been married for so long now, I can't say that I think ill of her for it.


    I used to read a lot of Country Weekly in the grocery store.

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    Image of LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    I can't get the SNL/Molly Shannon "Superstaaaar" out of my head now. It gets Me so mad when I can't Concentrate. Thank You, Jackie7777, for messing up Other people lives.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/01/09

    @LaurieStrodeTheBoatAshore: I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Now if this was from Jackee from 227 - that would be AWESOME.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    05/01/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): JackEEEEEEYY
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Oh, that most stinging of insults, "get a life." ZING, Jacky!
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    and if there is a Team Jezebel are there those fancy jackets that pitchers wear when they are running the bases? Because if there is I want one.
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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    05/01/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: OOOOOO....Sateen!
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/01/09

    @TildeMarks: with piping. red, pink, and white.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Dear Jacky7777,


    We here at Team Jezebel are so very sorry. You see, we possess the Evil Lesbian Terrorist Jean and we just can't help but say nice things about women we like. That, mixed with the Fat from our Hips, confuses us into thinking we are Dirty Feminists. We will never See Faith's inner and outer beauty, even though she is beautiful. Thank you for turning our Lifes around with your sound Advice. I, myself, will now go out to procure a Life at the nearest walgreens.


    Thank You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    05/01/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Does the Evil Lesbian Terrorist Jean come in low-rise or carpenter?
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    Image of MeanMadMargaret MeanMadMargaret
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Jacky:


    Just BREATHE.

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/01/09

    @MeanMadMargaret: Ha! I wish I knew more Faith Hill songs, so that I could respond with something witty.
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    Image of Bunny_of_doom Bunny_of_doom
    05/01/09

    @BabyJane Mon Dieu! WTF?!: But I Will Go The distance because I've Got This Friend who tells me There Will Come A Day when I shall no longer have to google song titles to be witty.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Yeah, stop doing your job writing articles for this popular website and get a life.
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    Image of Jello Mix Jello Mix
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    Her heart is in the right place. Her reading comprehension skills could use some work, though.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    I don't get this. Jezebel was in no way criticizing Faith Hill. The post was criticizing Redbook for airbrushing her beyond recognition! I believe the post said how beautiful Faith is several times.


    Reading comprehension: ur doin it rong.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    05/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: "We fans see her without make-up and she has a inner and outer beauty"


    I think this was the same point Jezebel made, no?

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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    05/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: and the same point many commenters made!
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    05/01/09

    In reply to Furious Faith Hill Fan: "Why Don't You People Get A LIFE"
    I like how that little Thank You at the end adds some decorum to the proceedings. "Your mother is a straight-up whore. Thank You."
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/01/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: It's like saying "With all due respect, you are a butt gopher."
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/01/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: It kind of reminds me of Kelly Bensimon's "You're adorable, fuck off and die, you look so cute in that dress" sandwich.
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    Image of Tequila Mockingbird Tequila Mockingbird
    05/01/09

    @prestocaro, emissary of hell: Prestocaro, I kinda love that you know about Kelly's compliment sandwich fighting style, but what kind of person watches that show anyway, but really prestocaro, you look adorable with that star.
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    Image of nerdycellist nerdycellist
    05/01/09

    @Snowbunny: I'm sorry... Butt Gopher? This is by far the best phrase ever invented.
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    05/01/09

    @IrockIroll: ::cries:: Want to come over and let me play with your hair? ::hates self::
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/01/09

    @Snowbunny: I'm filing Butt Gopher away right now. It goes in between "Butt Munch" and "Butt Nugget"
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    05/01/09

    @nerdycellist: Glad I'm not the only one who was cackling over that. I can't wait to use it.
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    Image of laurasaurus laurasaurus
    05/01/09

    @nerdycellist: My friend told me about a magic formula for hilarious and gross insults. Synonym for "anus" plus some kind of small furry animal.


    Ex:

    Sphincter weasel (personal favourite)

    Ass chipmunk

    Butthole monkey

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    05/01/09

    @laurasaurus: Bootie Bunny
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    Image of PinkSoxHat PinkSoxHat
    05/01/09

    @vamusical: My dad calls my little sister "Munch." My fiancee used to think that was cute, like short for munchkin. Until I explained that for about three months in second grade, that was her insult of choice, until my dad turned it around on her, and his cute nickname for his youngest daughter is actually short for Butt Munch.
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    Image of TawdryHepburn TawdryHepburn
    05/01/09

    @laurasaurus: I know what game I'm introducing my pals to over happy-hour wine tonight!


    Thank You,

    Taint Squirrel

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