While I certainly wouldn't discourage Spencer from sterilizing himself to prevent any future Spencers entering this world, he really could solve this problem by just using a condom. Or, you know, not marrying someone you don't trust.
@kellieherson: I don't know, Kanye's weirdness is so negative and repulsive and Tracy Morgan's weirdness is so...so werewolf bar mitzvah and spooky scary.
I'm starting to feel like Kanye is right.Maybe there is some mass societal conspiracy out to get him. Maybe at night he dons capes and fights the source of true evil in the world, and the acting out we see is the form his paranoia/post-traumatic stress is taking. He's acting the way I suspect Harry Potter would have acted in real life. Always convinced he is being persecuted by someone. Somewhere.
Good for you, Spencer, good for you. Just to be safe and for the sake of humanity, why don't you have Heidi get her tubes tied while you get your vasectomy? You know, make it a couples date or something. I'm sure the doctor would be happy to give you a 2-for-1 deal if the Hills wanted to make an episode of it.
For once, Spencer is thinking of the well-being of the world and not willingly unleashing his peroxided demon-spawn upon us.
Bravo, you overblown douchebag! Bravo!
Lauren's book is a roman a clef. A film of a book that is based on a slightly scripted television show that is disguised as "reality." This is wonderful and meta and at least five French philosophers just rolled over in their graves, although secretly their hearts were warmed by this turn of events. Futureworld for the win.
@ampersandparade: I've heard the phrase "roman a clef" 3 times in one week now, even though I'd never heard or read it before this past week. What does it mean?
@noisy doll: It is a novel where the characters are actually real-life people portrayed in fictional guises. 'The Devil Wears Prada' is a great example of the technique. 'L.A. Candy' is really a (kind of plodding) expose on Lauren Conrad's time while working at Teen Vogue while she was also on 'The Hills.' 'The Devil Wears Marc Jacobs Flats' if you will.
Silly Spencer! You don't need to cut off your balls.
As a farm worker familiar with gelding, let me give you some advice: just wrap a band around them and they'll eventually fall right off, no cutting required.
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@cwisto moweina has got yer goat: I worked with a vet in HS and can neuter a cat - quick and slicker than snot. I'd be glad to take a whack at Spencer.
Hey I lose it each time the chicken run out too! I don't see what the big deal is... (sarcasm)
& he threw that chicken out. Now didn't his Momma raise him to clean the bone?! (He is from Chicago, we do that here) This boy act like he ain't got no home training!
Should we tell Spencer that he doesn't need to "cut off (his) nuts," that a simple snip and a staple will suffice? Well, actually, no, let's not, and hope he goes through with the procedure, which, unlike a vasectomy, would not be reversible. I think it's what humanity would want.
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EDIT: Oh yeah - Lady Gaga, WE ALL SAW WHAT HE DID. If that doesn't represent him, then maybe he should stop being an ass in public.
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If leggings aren't pants,
then are bodysuits clothes?
Is it proper to go
without clothes Amber Rose?
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I suppose.
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Bravo, you overblown douchebag! Bravo!
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As a farm worker familiar with gelding, let me give you some advice: just wrap a band around them and they'll eventually fall right off, no cutting required.
Good luck!
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& he threw that chicken out. Now didn't his Momma raise him to clean the bone?! (He is from Chicago, we do that here) This boy act like he ain't got no home training!
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You know he went back and got that isht when no one was looking...he is from Chicago.
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