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    Image of ClementinedeWinter ClementinedeWinter
    11/23/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup

    For Santos L Halper
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment ClementinedeWinter was starred ClementinedeWinter was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    Oh happy day!

    Congrats, Santos L Halper and my lovely wife BrutallyHonestBabes! I am honored to be in your company.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/23/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): CONGRATS!!!!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/23/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): YAY!! And go Santos, too!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/23/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Heaven forbid we ever divorce. Who would get custody of the jokes?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/23/09

    @CurtCole: Merci beaucoup!
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/23/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Won't someone please think of the puns??!
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    Image of HistoricUpstart HistoricUpstart
    11/21/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    There will be a MN Jezzies meet-up tonight (Saturday) at 8pm at the Chatterbox Pub!!!

    #meetup
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    Edited by HistoricUpstart at 11/21/09 1:56 PM HistoricUpstart was starred HistoricUpstart was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup

    Sarah's hoping you all get crabs. I'm hoping you get knighted.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @CurtCole: I am! I am hoping you all get crabs! I'm already on track, since I'm a Cancer.

    Oh wait...you mean that Sarah...
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    @CurtCole: Congrats! My favorite part of the interview above is when she leans back on the bear...
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/20/09

    @CurtCole: That crab is going ROGUE and ROUGE!
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    Image of Erda Erda
    11/20/09

    @CurtCole: As I sit here in Baltimore all I can say is -

    THOSE ALASKANS KNOW NOTHING OF CRABS.
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    Image of Cerridwen Cerridwen
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    Mmmmm...now I want cupcakes.

    Congrats, besties! You guys bring the funnies! :)
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup

    Here's a Sarah Palin cupcake!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): That's cream cheese frosting, right? To go with the Alaskan salmon-flavored cupcake.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Nom nom Nome Nom Nom Nome Nom Nom Nome Nom....

    That's code for yummy, don't Juneau?
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup

    CONGRATS to all! Brilliant as always.

    Cupcakes for everyone!
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    Edited by curiousgeorgiana at 11/20/09 5:05 PM curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    Well duh, women should be grateful for voyeuristic invasions of their space because it affirms their worth as a conversation piece. Which is the point, right?
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    Image of winner winner
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup

    I would give this to K-Stew.
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    funzette promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of funzette funzette
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup

    BrutallyHonestBabes, I would marry your comment if I hadn't already been rendered impure. Have a baby jesus cake. And thanks for the bestie... although I maintain Ghostwriter jumped the shark when Rob moved to Australia.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    @funzette: Aw, thanks :) Is it a sin to eat Baby Jeebus?
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Sweetie, I think we are beyond that point here. Just sayin'. Oh, and congrats you funny girl!
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    Image of LBB LBB
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Whosoever eats of his flesh and drinks of his blood has eternal life.
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    Image of Dauphine Dauphine
    11/20/09

    @LBB: I told you Jesus was a vampire!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment Dauphine was starred Dauphine was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    @Dauphine: Mayeb it wasn't the star in the sky, but Jeebus who sparkled the night he was born!
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    YAY Besties!

    It is Kristen Stewart's God-given right to frown if she pleases. Mine too, if any random d-bags who tell me to "smile! It's not so bad" are reading this.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    11/20/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Seriously, that is such a peeve. Smile with your own damn face and don't worry so much about what's going on on other people's.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    11/20/09

    @Hooplehead: I have told people off for it and encourage others to do the same. I am generally mild mannered but that gets my blood pressure up like no other.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    WOOT! Congrats all my fellow besties, winner, funzette, NotChoinski and especially my Internet wife BrutallyHonestBabes for inspiring me to cross the Bible with Sarah Palin AND Lord of the Rings.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Hats off to all of you! LOTR brilliance!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @GreyCat: I have found that if you make enough bad puns and LOTR/Star Wars jokes, someone is eventually bound to like them.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I shamelessly admit that any reference to LOTR OR Star Wars makes my day. Forget Twilight, Team Fellowship!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @GreyCat: Hearted just for that!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You are a goddess! Together again for the another time! Congrats winner, funzette, NotChoinski, too!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Together again and it feels so good! Let's do a celebratory dance for joy, milady!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): There's one perfect thing, and baby, it's you!

    Oooh mixing songs feels dirty.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    winner, I KNEW that would get a bestie! And all who participated in that Palin post: Brava! I missed that originally.
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    Edited by Mary McCarthyite at 11/20/09 4:37 PM Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09


    @Mary McCarthyite: Biblical cake!
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    Image of warhol's gnarwol warhol's gnarwol
    11/20/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: so is it safe to assume Jesus is on Team Cake?
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    @warhol's gnarwol: I think he is on Team Baklava (which is kind of like a cake)
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/20/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: I would be so much more into the Bible if I had known it was really just a cream cake.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/20/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: Jesus wanted you to get a bestie. It's true. He told me (I passed him outside the subway station today).
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    @BeckySharper: Exactly. A frosted Bible tastes delicious.

    #tips
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    Image of winner winner
    11/20/09


    @Mary McCarthyite: Thanks! And here's a Mary McCake for you!
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment winner was starred winner was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    @winner: Yum! It tastes so holy!
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    Edited by Mary McCarthyite at 11/20/09 4:51 PM Mary McCarthyite was starred Mary McCarthyite was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/20/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: MMMMM, Sacralicious.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Round like a communion wafer, but delectable as hell.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    Congrats to winner, funzette, BrutallyHonestBabes, sarah.of.a.lesser.god., and NotChoinski!!!!!!
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/20/09


    @CurtCole: They brought forth a cornucopia of wit! (Yes, this is a cake!)
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/20/09

    In reply to Reader Roundup
    Congrats to the apply named winner, funzette, BHB, sarah.of.a.lesser.god, & NotChoinski .

    To the worstie I say: Thaaaat was an over reaction.
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