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    Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/18/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Hef looks uncomfortable in that pic, I wonder what's up his ass?
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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    I'm not going to speculate on the bunny, but I am going to guess that he accidentally got his thigh-pod stuck in a vacuum cleaner hose.
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    BicSharpie was starred BicSharpie was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    They forgot this person as a suspect:


    [www.playboy.com]


    Homegirl pushed another rival into the pool! She's def got the *balls* for some *tomfoolery*

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


    Did you see the comments from the link??


    Only one comment, and it's crazy Nazi-Gene-Clone commentator person!!


    I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

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    Image of Citizen Snips Citizen Snips
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Is anyone going to go home and paint over the old clue board/cards and put this stuff on there?? Looks like the boyfriend and I have a little project for the weekend!! We're going to have such fun fashioning little dildos and anal beads out of clay!
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    12/17/08

    @Citizen Snips: If I bring a tiny bouncy ball with a rubber band attached for the gag, can I play?
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    This is just like Clue!
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    And the name of the game is . . . Spew.
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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Dorothy Mays, in the hot tub, with the ball gag, approximately half an hour after she overheard Hef making fun of her idea of opening a men's salon/farm/petting zoo.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Jiggly dildo is now my new favorite insult.
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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Does anyone else think Star Stowe looks just like Taylor Momsen? When I pulled this up, I thought, "What does Little J have to do with Hef?"


    On that note, Star Stowe in the library with the anal beads.

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    southernbelle was starred southernbelle was unstarred
    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    You know, my friends and I have joked about creating Furious Bitch magazine, but any ONE of these broads could have been a cover girl.


    Also, holy shit, are these the first "disapproving bunnies?"

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    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/17/08

    @Jessica Hussein Lovejoy loves Decapitatey Wayne Peterson: It's the whole, you dirty boy who dare you look at me naked act.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    12/17/08

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: who = how.
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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Star Stowe seems like someone I would want to be friends with.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    The fluffy leopard-spotted trapeze.


    In the mailroom.


    With a bottle of Reddi Wip.

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    I vote that as they were all discarded, one by one, they befriended each other at....wherever discarded Playmates go to drink, and together they hatched a Playmate Murder Conspiracy.


    I also vote for the dildo, because schadenfreude tastes like chocolate-covered berries.

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    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/17/08

    In reply to Bored Games: Who Killed Hugh Hefner?
    Oh I couldnt get past the pretty lady part. Ok. STAR with the butt plug in the "game house." I don't think they had jiggly dildos in the seventies. Wasn't it pre-silicone?
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    J.D.Regent was starred J.D.Regent was unstarred
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