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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Aw, come on! I was hoping for the big Vogue layout on how Karl and Calvin fought over who got the honor to design the dress and settled it with a jell-o wrestling match, photographed by Liebowitz.

My disappointment runs deep.
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Trixie from Toronto
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
I still feel bad for Bridget Moynihan so I hope it's not true.
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Kittenish
12/28/08

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Dear Hollywood,

The world does NOT need a Porky's remake. Are there no fresh ideas anywhere? I think you aren't looking hard enough!

XO-

Kittenish
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aubonpam
12/28/08

@Kittenish has gone to the dogs...:My husbands' cousin has a small role in this movie! She told us Christmas Eve! Weird!!
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LaComtesse
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Leo- You may not be complaining, but I am. I am complaining about that piece of shit "Revolutionary Road" I watched last night. I picked it over "Slumdog Millionaire." Stop it. Stop. At this point, you crying while angry is no longer considered "acting," that's just "being Leonardo DiCaprio." How about some subtlety or cleverness?
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Stabby McStabberson
12/28/08

@LaComtesse: what about severe squinting + pursed lips = angry. he floats through entire movies leaning on that conceit. he was a truly promising actor back in the day but became lazy with his craft as fame and lifestyle got in the way.
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BowlingForDollars
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Athletes have always been in the news - Joe Namath ring a bell?

Peyton's not in the tabs because he *is* boring. I know cuz he played at my alma mater.
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Maritsa
12/28/08

@BowlingForDollars: But Brady is boring too - super-boring, IMO - and he's in the tabs because he (1) is supposedly "cute" and (2) dates celebs.
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battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
12/28/08

@BowlingForDollars: Ha, I remember 60 minutes doing some fawning interview with him about how he might be the greatest QB of all time when I think Peyton and Ben both had better stats on the season. It's way too early in his career for the amount of fanservice he's been getting. Because he's hot and marketable. So irritating.
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annebreal
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Am I the only football fan who gets deeply annoyed about the Tom Brady/Tony Romo gossip stuff? They're football players, not actors or singers or reality show stars. Back when I used to read Perez, I always shook my head in dismay when he tried to understand the NFL through gossip blog glasses. Ugh.

Maybe it's because I'm a die-hard Colts fan.
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sportz.star
12/28/08

@annebreal: As a sports fan, I agree somewhat, but they're only in the news (much like A-Rod) because they're romantically connected to celebrities.

This is exactly why Peyton isn't in the tabloids. He's married to a non-celebrity. Boring.
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sportz.star
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Because of my deep undying love for Tom Brady I'm glad to hear that this is a rumor and despite the fact that they are a gorgeous couple who seem to genuinely love each other, I hope it ends soon.

Leo, don't complain then say you're not complaining. At least not to the press.
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Hazel
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
I was so confused for a minute- I thought the picture was of Leonardo DiCarprio and Jessica Biel.
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BeAgrestic
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Michael Lohan is such a cockroach. He never goes away! I feel bad for the Lohan siblings that are out of the spotlight, all this drama has got to be taking a toll.

From what little I saw of Dina's "reality" show, Lilo's brothers seemed pretty normal and grounded.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/28/08

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I'm so relieved Michael Lohan is here to lead us all to "Truth" and God. I don't think I'd ever find my own spirituality (or lack thereof) without him! Godspeed, Michael! Keep spreading your Gospel of Inanity!
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DangerMouse
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Fifteen is not that old. I learned this doing a purity test with floormates during freshman year in college. There were people who hadn't even held hands at 18. Heck, there are those Duggar kids who are waiting to kiss when they're married. Taylor really needs to be watching more TLC.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
12/28/08

@DangerMouse: If Taylor Swift is a late bloomer I don't want to know what that makes me. An untended weed?
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jemandtheholograms
12/28/08

@DangerMouse: I'll take her "late bloomer" comments to Jordin Sparks slut shamming any day.
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alouette
12/28/08

@jemandtheholograms: Is a slut sham sort of like sham-wow? You get one and WOW!

Hee :)
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Snowbunny
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Gisele in that dress just made me hate my body a little bit more.
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DangerMouse
12/28/08

@Snowbunny: What impressed me about it was that she must never get zits anywhere, ever.

No hating on your body or you'll get sent back to yesterday's (or was it Friday's?) thread about resolutions. ;)
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tscheese
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
"I have no intention of disclosing any information or feelings I may have about either one of them"

Riiiiiight, Michael. Right. Like, oh, every single other time you have ever been in the press, ever.
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choufleur
12/28/08

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Since when does *fifteen* make you a late bloomer? G-d, are they making out in preschool or something?
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tscheese
12/28/08

@chouflur: When I was fifteen, I was so far away from the prospect of being kissed that it was almost unimaginable. None of my friends were getting makeout actions either. Maybe I was just an awkward geek (yes), but I would have been a bit scandalized if one of my friends had been sucking face with boys at that point.
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Miss. Money-Sterling
12/28/08

@tscheese:

On the other hand, at 15 years old I was pretty much the last virgin I knew and it was just killing me (I'd have gotten that over sooner had I not chosen to date the gayest boy in the state my freshman year). I think it's more about keeping up with your peers than any particular sexuality clock.
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sportz.star
12/28/08

@Miss. Money-Sterling: Yes. I was just thinking that. I was for sure the only virgin among my friends at 15. That lasted a few more years too.
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beatrice2000
12/28/08

@tscheese: I first kissed a guy at 20. I was an awkward nerd as a teen and had no chance of dating or sex or romance.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
12/28/08

@beatrice2000:

Same here! Although I moved fast in the aftermath - I had sex for the first time three months after that!
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hellosunshine
12/28/08

@chouflur: Dude, I was 14 and thought that was a bit late... my friends were kissed quite early!
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jemandtheholograms
12/28/08

In reply to Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?
Dear Chyna,

I know you keep telling Dr. Drew that you aren't an addict, but I think it's time for you to reconsider that opinion. Get well soon.

xo, JatH
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BeAgrestic
12/28/08

@jemandtheholograms: Didn't they determine that she was addicted to fame or something like that? I'm no Chyna fan, but this is pretty bad. I hope she gets the help she needs.
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