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    Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog

    Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be

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    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Is it just me, or does Marisa's breasts and the diamond bra look photoshopped onto her body? #marisamiller
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    thatblackgirl promoted this comment berlitzfrench was starred berlitzfrench was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    10/21/09

    @berlitzfrench: Maybe. I do know that Marisa's breasts are implants. #marisamiller
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    10/21/09

    @thatblackgirl: So, since they're implants, they must be photoshopped? #marisamiller
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    thatblackgirl promoted this comment BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of thatblackgirl thatblackgirl
    10/21/09

    @BuffySummers: Photoshopped is used to create an illusion. So are implants. #marisamiller
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    Image of berlitzfrench berlitzfrench
    10/21/09

    @berlitzfrench: I just realized the grammatical error in my original post. Ugh. That's what I get for posting with only 3 hours of sleep under my belt... #marisamiller
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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    10/21/09

    @thatblackgirl: Well, Photoshop is used to create an "illusion". Implants are used to create breasts that are made out of silicone instead of flesh. There's no reason physical breasts would look "photoshopped on" ust because they have implants inside. #marisamiller
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    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    As an Anthropology student, I resent the spelling of that shop name.

    But my two American friends are always banging on about how good it is, and they both dress far better than I do, so I'll probably check it out at some point... #marisamiller
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    Image of lisas lisas
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    On what planet do these people live, that it's reasonable to ask why Anna Wintour doesn't just throw away her garments after she's worn them once?

    These are the same sort of people who pay homeless guys to beat the shit out each other, aren't they. #marisamiller
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    I love Ann Taylor - the pieces are usually basic enough that I can rock them for a variety of occasions, with the right accessories. Sure, they're "edge-free", but I add my own edge with jewelry, shoes and bags. #marisamiller
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    Image of PrettyNicola PrettyNicola
    10/21/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: That article seems incredibly condescending. Ann Taylor is my splurge store. #marisamiller
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    FashionShowAtLunch promoted this comment PrettyNicola was starred PrettyNicola was unstarred
    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/21/09

    @PrettyNicola: Oh, I know: "A strapless dress, reasonable at $240!" "My new Balmain motorcyle pants!"

    Suck it, Cintra Wilson. #marisamiller
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    10/21/09

    @PrettyNicola: And also, I always beeline right to the sales rack. That can be a treasure trove. #marisamiller
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    Image of PrettyNicola PrettyNicola
    10/21/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: She lost me for good at:
    "No, I’m not interested in a Michelle Obama-inspired, stretch satin, office-party ‘mistletoe moment’ dress, thank you very little."

    We can't all wear "Frankenhooker" boots to work Cintra! Some of us like collecting cardigans and wool skirts--preferably ones that cost less than $100, thanks.

    Also, I love the Kelly reference. #marisamiller
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    Image of funzette funzette
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Professions in which "Wearer Of The Diamond Studded Bra" is the most coveted position:

    1. Victoria Secret Runway Model
    2. Tax Professional, H&R Block
    3. Seductively-Arranged Lounger, My Bed #marisamiller
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Yes they are boat shoes. And undoubtedly ridiculously expensive. But I like 'em. Because I grew up in New England. Nice work Mark. #marisamiller
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    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    If I had a 3 million dollar bra, I'd want it to be infinitely more gaudy. #marisamiller
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    Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) promoted this comment KimberleeJean was starred KimberleeJean was unstarred
    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/21/09

    @KimberleeJean: Or at least the matching underpants. #marisamiller
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    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/21/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): Full ones, not a thong! #marisamiller
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    KimberleeJean was starred KimberleeJean was unstarred
    Image of Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred) Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
    10/21/09

    @KimberleeJean: Agreed - imagine having a diamond-encrusted string... well, there. I can barely contend with lace! #marisamiller
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    Image of KimberleeJean KimberleeJean
    10/21/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): It'd be like having a bedazzled vagina. Ouch! #marisamiller
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/21/09

    @Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): after last weeks Project Runway, diamond crotch might be in the works. #marisamiller
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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    Miller's body defies nature.

    I have such a major girl-crush on Freja Beha Erichsen. #ragtrade
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    10/21/09

    In reply to Victoria's Secret's Diamond Bra, Now With More Diamonds; Eva & Tony Do London Fog
    "I certainly wouldn't want to do a plus-size line, as I have no problem with women of any size wearing my clothes."

    Was she misquoted? That sentence is so awkward it becomes contradictory. #ragtrade
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    maneki neko promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    10/21/09

    @lolabee: I read it as, "I have no problem with fat chicks wearing my clothes but designing stuff that flatters a body with curves and stuff that deviates from my dressmaking mannequins is HARD and I'm too lazy." #marisamiller
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/29/09

    In reply to Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be
    Wow. These photos are almost disturbing, sort of. Because they really aren't beautiful in the normal, fluffy moddle sense. I've always thought KM was lovely, and these photos are a different view of that. Sort of a twisted view, maybe. I like them, but also find them a little scary. Not her, I mean. She's not scary. Just the photos are.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/29/09

    In reply to Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be
    Poor Moss. I guess nobody lichens her anymore.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    06/29/09

    In reply to Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be
    Those pictures remind me of those special photos they do to show just how much sun damage a person's face has sustained. The textture of Kate's skin looks very different from the usual pictures of her, even those taken by the paps.
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    Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/29/09

    In reply to Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be
    Awwww. It's not Kate. It's the economy.


    (And the ... sun damage? WTH?)

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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    06/29/09

    In reply to Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be
    And?
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/29/09

    In reply to Naked Kate Moss Cheaper Than She Used To Be
    Those pictures are surprisingly unflattering. But I kind of like them for that.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of librariesare4lovers librariesare4lovers
    06/29/09

    @BeckySharper: See that's why I know this woman is a great model b/c these pictures are not pretty by any means in the conventional sense but yet in their way that are really kind of stunning. Not many people can take a picture like that.
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