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Urban Outfitters: A New Year's Eve Party Of One
There are some really nice outfits in this Urban Outfitters catalog, but, apparently, they're meant to be worn when you're in a room by yourself. More »

12/17/09

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Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
The fruit in the Harry & David catalog may not appeal to you, but what about cookies? Cheesecake? Peppermint bark!?!?! Ugh. So hungry right now. More »

12/11/09

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Free People: Let's Pretend It's The Summer Of '69
California dreamin'… on such a winter's day! Let's play Summer Of Love! Let's dress like Janis and listen to Jimi! Let's pretend the '70s, '80s, '90s and '00s never happened! Let's pretend $78 is a fair price for frayed shorts! More »

12/08/09

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Fetchdog, Drs Fosters & Smith: Howliday Humiliation For Dogs & Cats
Let's sing the praises of two pet catalogs — Doctors Fosters & Smith and Fetchdog: Jingle bells, my cat smells, my dog is not too bright… Oh what fun it is to shop for pet products tonight! More »

12/01/09

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Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
You see, Mr. Claus, I think we should talk about it. More »

11/27/09

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In The Internet Age, Does Anyone Still Like Catalogs?
…Besides me, of course? Greg Beato wrote a piece for Reason titled, "Where The Consumer Is King: In Praise Of Mail-Order Catalogs." He writes, "It seems that old-fashioned mail-order catalogs will soon be as extinct as the PalmPilot." Sad! More »

11/25/09

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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More »

11/24/09

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19 Crappy & Crazy Christmas Gifts From Sky Mall
Strange things are afoot in the Sky Mall catalog! Check out lasers, kitty spaceships and sneakers that will make you "look like a million dollars" in a gallery, beginning below. More »

11/17/09

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Dean & Deluca Thanksgiving: Mouth-Watering, Wallet-Emptying
Team Turkey, Team Cake, Team Pie: There's something here for all of you! If you brought your credit card, that is. More »

11/16/09

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Lilly's Kids: What's Christmas Without Reinforcing Gender Stereotypes?
There are many lessons to be learned in the Lilly's Kids Holiday catalog, with stuff for kids ages 2 and up! For instance: Some toys/jobs are for girls, while other toys/jobs are for boys. More »

11/09/09

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Silver Belles & Butt Floss: Christmas At Frederick's Of Hollywood
Silent night? Holy night? Not when you're shopping for ass trinkets and "secret" Santa crotchless panties! Fun stuff from the Frederick's Of Hollywood catalog, after the jump. More »

11/05/09

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Preclears On Your List? Shop The Scientology Holiday Catalog
A million thank yous to the reader who mailed me the Dianetics & Scientology Holiday catalog! With so much crazytown inside, it's the gift that keeps on giving. More »

11/02/09

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Mackenzie: Hot, Steamy, Scrumptious Food Porn
You want titillating, arousing, begging-to-be-ravished food porn? You got it. More »

10/27/09

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Translating The J. Peterman Catalog (Again)
It's not just a Seinfeld joke: The J. Peterman catalog exists, and it's still in the business of attempting to shill clothes by evoking mystery and telling romantic tales. More »

10/26/09

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Urban Outfitters: Everything Old Is Fug Again
The latest Urban Outfitters catalog is like a blast from the past. But instead of pretty, mythic Joan-from-Mad Men-retro, the clothes inside are a vivid acid (wash) flashback — a living nightmare starring some of my worst '90s fashion moments. More »

10/19/09

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Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True
If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black princess from Disney's The Princess and the Frog, you're in luck: Entertainment Earth has what you need. More »

10/12/09

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11 New Weird Christmas Ornaments From Bronner's
Christmas is here! Well, not here. But in mailboxes: The new Bronner's catalog has arrived, and some of the ornaments inside really embody the meaning of the holiday. If the holiday is about hanging strange things on a dead evergreen. More »

09/29/09

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October At J. Crew: Pretty, Preppy, Preposterous
Yet another J. Crew catalog has materialized in the mailbox, bringing cozy visions of for fall. That is: If you're thin. And small-breasted. And don't mind looking a wee bit wacky at times. More »

09/24/09

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J.Crew's Ovary-Busting Child Models Should Come With A Warning
Tucked inside the September J. Crew catalog are a few pages of Crewcuts, the childrens' stuff. Most of the time I don't even like kids! (I think babysat too much.) But these kids are just. So. Damn. Cute. More »

08/27/09

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Free People: Winning Us Over With Cute, Cuddly Critters
Free People has given us many different styles: Hideous, overpriced thrift store; Iron Curtain; crafty, crocheted crap and Darjeeling Limited chic. And we hated them all! But photographing models with dogs and cats from the Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society? Smart! More »

08/13/09

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Anthropologie: Sartorialist-ic "Real" People Impossibly Pretty, Well-Dressed
The August Anthropologie catalog borrows heavily from the look of Scott Schuman, the photographer known as The Sartorialist. The people inside are not models, but "real" people. "Real" people so interesting-looking that you might forget about the clothes. More »

08/06/09

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