Ugh, that's enough, Cankles. We know you're having your moment in the sun, because women need one more thing to hate about their bodies, and god forbid anyone have less-than-shapely ankles, for fuck's sake, but you need to GTFO.
Have you been up all night crying over yesterday's frontpage Wall Street Journal exposé that cankles are hideous and offensive to those around you? Bad news: the morning shows are refusing to drop the story.
This morning we came across something mildly interesting on the usually uninteresting (but hey, aptly-titled!) Diet Blog: A scan of an old newspaper ad from 1924 that seemed to suggest that pantyhose and garter belts could treat every woman's worst nightmare: Cankles! But then we clicked through to the source of the…