One of the best scented candles (besides Yankee Candles) that I have bought for CHEAP are the Mainstays Candles at Walmart - seriously. I bought a spiced pumpkin and gingerbread candle for autumn time and holy crap the whole room smelled wonderful - and they last a long time. The only setback is that Walmart doesn't have a whole lot of scent variety.
I can't believe I didn't catch this earlier! I actually have prearranged views on scented-candle ads!
You know which is my least favourite smelly-candle commercial? The one where they say something to the effect of "do you like scented candles but hate that they all look the same"? Then there's this cut to a depressed women, head in hands, all torn up before her candles all look the same. I am actually shaking with laughter thinking about that. My husband and I bust out the line all the time- what's got you down? Sad because all your candles look the same?
I am with the formidable Tscheese, who said on the first page, who the F lies about air freshener?! Is this the worst thing in your life right now? Also, Tscheese dear, The Body Shop has pretty good holiday scented candles at the moment, and last time I was in there (the weekend) they were buy one get one free and about $5 each. So treat yourself, tooth-achy you.
I used to wonder why commercials were so simple-minded, boring, reductive and insulting. Surely, I thought, grown people are not as dumb as these companies think we are. Then one day I found myself singing, and knowing all the words to, a jingle for Ban deodorant that hasn't aired since there were such things as jingles-- this thing must have been from the early eighties, possibly even the '70's. That's when I realized, these commercials are aimed not at us, but at CHILDREN. If they can make a 5-year-old laugh, or instill social anxiety in an 8-year-old, they've done their job. Think about it. Glade was around when we were kids, and it will be around when our kids grow up. They are trying to brainwash their customers now, to spend money 15 years from now. Case in point: Axe commercials.
@microfiche: I really do have a guy friend that thinks Axe is an acceptable substitute for showering. His morning routine:
Wake up in yesterday's clothes, smoke a cigarette, take off ponytail holder, shake head, run the brush barely over the surface, put ponytail holder back on, spray self with Axe, smoke another cigarette, fart while I'm eating my breakfast without saying excuse me while chugging a Red Bull, ready to go.
Then bitch about chicks rejecting him.
IT'S A COMMERCIAL, DUDE! YOU STILL HAVE TO SHOWER! SAY EXCUSE ME!!!
Also, while I did just admit to finding a $25 candle today and thinking it was a bargain, my personal favorite are the 'Lucky Money' green candles at the little store around the corner that are 2 for $2. I just turn that shit around and everything is classy.
I buy dozens of samples of expensive perfume from luckyscent.com. People say I smell nice, but they don't ask about price or anything like that.
The Glade commercials create this straw woman character who thinks it's worth her effort to lie about air freshener, only to shoot her down. It's like Glade's marketing department is telling women to stop having champagne dreams on a tap water budget. Glade = nasty tap water.
I've noticed a lot of these "luxury on a tight budget" commercials lately. The one that I think is actually done very well is the "Happy Hour At Home" spots with the frozen Pillsbury pastry bite things.
There's a couple conversing in their aspirational granite-top kitchen, clinking wine glasses and celebrating 'happy hour at home.' At the end, the husband asks the wife, "Come here often?"
Maybe I'm totally overthinking this, but I think it is so spot-on for today's economic reality. Here's a couple with a great kitchen which they can only afford if they cut out their restaurant habbit and start eating frozen food. And Pillsbury is telling people, "There is no shame in eating frozen food. You can still be hip, just like this couple." Genius.
@mayfly: You're telling me... I'm seriously thinking (*and I know this is dorky) of writing a complaint letter to the Febreze people. I got one of those "Noticeables" for my office... plugged it in hoping to cover up the bathroom smell (long story) and an hour later, I started smelling what appeared to be "essence of Migraine". I de-plugged it in, but that shit was foullllllllllllllll.
I bought the apple cinnamon candle the other day. I think it smells pretty good. Anyways, the girl at the check out asked if I was going to peel off the label, and I said I would tell everyone it was "glah-day". It was funny(probably only if you were there) I have no shame buying cheap candles as long as they don't smell like ass. Which this one didn't.
I do have to say: there was a commercial last year where this man did everything his neighbor did, and went and bought the car the neighbor said HE was going to buy. Then the neighbor went and bought a different, nicer car, and the neighbor was all embarrassed and hoodwinked and stuck with a crappy car, trying to hide the fact he bought it. I think that is kinda similar to the silly ladies commercials we are talking about. Or maybe just to me?
@musetta82: I think it was the other way around: he said he was going to get a Toyota but got a Kia (or something like that) instead. Then Kia owner said "my car has this warranty, this other thing, and that other thing" and Toyota buyer was like "uh, I spent more and didn't get that." I think.
@linnyt: That sounds right to me. They've also done that commercial with women humiliating each other. The two chicks in the grocery store parking lot...?
@gherkinfiend: If she was on a real budget, she'd get a job instead of fake cleaning her house. She can go fake working somewhere else, get paid for it, and buy her over-priced crap if she wants it. Like I'm doing now.
@hellodarling!: I worked at Target for six damn years and refuse to speak to anyone who calls it Tar-jhay. I've even given up on screaming "OMG YOU'RE SO CLEVER, pretending this discount retailer is classy! LOLZ!!!"
@hellodarling!: The thing that cracks me up was that people were calling it Tar-jay as a joke, and then Target actually started marketing itself as a) classy and b) French.
I was a top-level strategist in advertising for many years, and I'll let you in on a little secret. The marketers/advertising agencies have no idea what they're doing. Seriously. There are several reasons you see this same tired approach over and over and over again . . .
1. There's very little talent left in the copywriting world. You now have a bunch of hacks recycling ideas from the dark ages.
2. Those hacks are mostly men. Actually, they're twenty-five-year-old boys whose main contact with women is through Mr. Skin.
3. Their clients are mainly men who are either too old or too foreign (sorry, but it's true) to understand the lives American women.
4. The people who attend focus groups are by no means representative of the average American woman. They are, by and large, exactly the sort of people you would imagine are free to spend an hour talking about Glade on a Tuesday afternoon.
This is all to say that your post was interesting, but I'm afraid you're giving a sick and dying industry way more credit than it deserves.
@Millipede: oooh, i'm a history student, specializing in Anglo-Saxon England... i'd love to hear their ideas! 'hero-candles, for the warrior in you', 'scent of heaven, does your monastery smell musty?' wow, i bet everyone else finds those just as funny as i do? right? right?
@the_mighty_lush: I can't speak for everyone, but I would totally buy those. There's a reason I drop so much at the Unemployed Philosophers' Guild. There should be more midrange products for smart people.
@HappyHappyJoyJoy: Incentives of $100 or more aren't uncommon for focus groups these days. Do them if you can! It's hard to get people who can articulate how they think/feel about something who are also willing and able to participate.
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I've started to tune out whenever these commercials come on. I do note the product thought, to make sure I never accidentally purchase it. Ever.
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You know which is my least favourite smelly-candle commercial? The one where they say something to the effect of "do you like scented candles but hate that they all look the same"? Then there's this cut to a depressed women, head in hands, all torn up before her candles all look the same. I am actually shaking with laughter thinking about that. My husband and I bust out the line all the time- what's got you down? Sad because all your candles look the same?
I am with the formidable Tscheese, who said on the first page, who the F lies about air freshener?! Is this the worst thing in your life right now? Also, Tscheese dear, The Body Shop has pretty good holiday scented candles at the moment, and last time I was in there (the weekend) they were buy one get one free and about $5 each. So treat yourself, tooth-achy you.
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Wake up in yesterday's clothes, smoke a cigarette, take off ponytail holder, shake head, run the brush barely over the surface, put ponytail holder back on, spray self with Axe, smoke another cigarette, fart while I'm eating my breakfast without saying excuse me while chugging a Red Bull, ready to go.
Then bitch about chicks rejecting him.
IT'S A COMMERCIAL, DUDE! YOU STILL HAVE TO SHOWER! SAY EXCUSE ME!!!
*sigh*
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The Glade commercials create this straw woman character who thinks it's worth her effort to lie about air freshener, only to shoot her down. It's like Glade's marketing department is telling women to stop having champagne dreams on a tap water budget. Glade = nasty tap water.
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There's a couple conversing in their aspirational granite-top kitchen, clinking wine glasses and celebrating 'happy hour at home.' At the end, the husband asks the wife, "Come here often?"
Maybe I'm totally overthinking this, but I think it is so spot-on for today's economic reality. Here's a couple with a great kitchen which they can only afford if they cut out their restaurant habbit and start eating frozen food. And Pillsbury is telling people, "There is no shame in eating frozen food. You can still be hip, just like this couple." Genius.
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People who don't cook but have exponentially nicer kitchens than I do make me stabby.
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I do have to say: there was a commercial last year where this man did everything his neighbor did, and went and bought the car the neighbor said HE was going to buy. Then the neighbor went and bought a different, nicer car, and the neighbor was all embarrassed and hoodwinked and stuck with a crappy car, trying to hide the fact he bought it. I think that is kinda similar to the silly ladies commercials we are talking about. Or maybe just to me?
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1. There's very little talent left in the copywriting world. You now have a bunch of hacks recycling ideas from the dark ages.
2. Those hacks are mostly men. Actually, they're twenty-five-year-old boys whose main contact with women is through Mr. Skin.
3. Their clients are mainly men who are either too old or too foreign (sorry, but it's true) to understand the lives American women.
4. The people who attend focus groups are by no means representative of the average American woman. They are, by and large, exactly the sort of people you would imagine are free to spend an hour talking about Glade on a Tuesday afternoon.
This is all to say that your post was interesting, but I'm afraid you're giving a sick and dying industry way more credit than it deserves.
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(Seriously, I attended a focus group once as a poor college student - I do; I mean, used to do, anything for free snacks.)
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