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    Versace Perhaps Switching From Gisele; A Very Happy Almost-Birthday To Daphne Guinness

    Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk

    Megan Coming To A Billboard Near You; Betsey Wants To Be On TV

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    Image of erinna erinna
    11/05/09

    In reply to Versace Perhaps Switching From Gisele; A Very Happy Almost-Birthday To Daphne Guinness
    I'd never heard of Daphne Guiness so I just googles her. Wow. Fab. She's now my muse as well #versace
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/05/09

    In reply to Versace Perhaps Switching From Gisele; A Very Happy Almost-Birthday To Daphne Guinness
    Georgia May Jagger looks like a less "fierce" Lara Stone.

    As far as rock star scions go, I prefer Daisy Lowe. #versace
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/05/09

    In reply to Versace Perhaps Switching From Gisele; A Very Happy Almost-Birthday To Daphne Guinness
    There is something very bizarre, in my opinion, with the fashion industry's fascination with finding women who look like other famous women. Nearly everything I have read about Georgia Jagger points out that she resembles Brigitte Bardot and it's the same with Claudia Schiffer. When Anna Nicole first hit the big time, there were comparisons to Marilyn Monroe and Megan Fox is compared to Angelina Jolie...The list goes on. I know this comment is coming across as a little half-baked and incoherent; I just can't exactly put my finger on why this concept weirds me out so very much. #versace
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    11/05/09

    In reply to Versace Perhaps Switching From Gisele; A Very Happy Almost-Birthday To Daphne Guinness
    Aw, I still love Matthew Williamson, ridiculous as he is.
    I'm also excited about Vionnet. It's one of those things that, I think, will be either absolutely wonderful or absolutely disastrous. So I'll stay tuned. #versace
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    11/05/09

    In reply to Versace Perhaps Switching From Gisele; A Very Happy Almost-Birthday To Daphne Guinness
    Matthew Williamson: I am sorely disappointed. I am cursing you with my Greek evil eye. When you are in the motherland, you go to a taverna to get tzatziki, horiatiki, feta, and lots and lots of OUZO. Say No to Nobu. OPA. #versace
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    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    I told my ex-roommate about this. HE WAS SO INDIGNANT it was hilarious. I quote:

    "Why do they think I'm so pathetic? I swear, if I have to start checking every pair of jeans I try on, I am going to go apeshit. I don't want my junk in other people's faces. Why do they think I want my junk in other people's faces? I don't!"

    And I laughed.

    I don't think it's "pathetic", and I explained that these are more high-end jeans that what he wears, so he probably won't have to worry. But that's just how he is :D And normally, he doesn't have very strong reactions, so this surprised me. I figured he'd be like, "That's dumb," and blow it off, but he ranted for a good 20 minutes.
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    Image of drinkwater drinkwater
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    This is going to make for one awkward Christmas gift: Why, no, honey!!! I think you are TOTALLY man enough for me!!!! :-|
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    BabyJane promoted this comment drinkwater was starred drinkwater was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    but does it "do stuff" when I rub on it?

    padding or no padding, I want a live one!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    King Henry VIII wishes to welcome Calvin Klein to the overcompensating party.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    "They were a breakthrough! Such comfort, such support!"
    Where have I heard that before? It really does read like ad copy from a Wonderbra competitor.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    Jeez, whatever happened to sticking a tin foil-wrapped cucumber down your crotch?
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. promoted this comment Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    10/14/09

    @Tchotchke: Or the Old Faithful of Crotch-Stuffing, the rolled up gym sock.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    10/14/09

    @Tchotchke: Excellent use of a Spinal Tap reference!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/14/09

    @Tchotchke: The looser the waistband,
    the deeper the quicksand.
    Or so I have read.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/14/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening." -Nigel Tufnel
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 10/14/09 4:39 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/14/09

    @Tchotchke: *rofl*
    You're a naughty one, Saucy Jack.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10/14/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful."

    This movie is always good for about 3 dozen dick jokes.
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    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    Why is his stomach wrinkled like a tucked in t-shirt?
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment Blueberry26 was starred Blueberry26 was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/14/09

    @Blueberry26: They used the same photoshopper Ralph Lauren used on Miss Hamilton, instead of just exhibiting some sense and paying Rafa or Marat for the endorsement.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/14/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ:
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/14/09

    @Blueberry26: I didn't even notice that. If I were to guess, the picture of the jeans originally had a picture of a guy wearing a tucked in t-shirt but decided they would rather have hot abs (I don't blame them!) and decided to photoshop some on.

    Someone forgot to use their clone tool properly.
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    10/14/09

    @Blueberry26: I'm pretty sure those are veins.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment Edited by judgingamy at 10/14/09 4:44 PM judgingamy was starred judgingamy was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    10/14/09

    @judgingnora: @choufleur: Those are WAY too straight to be veins. They put the ab picture on top of the t-shirt picture and probably lowered the opacity or something to try to blend the two pictures together. The t-shirt lines look like artifacts from the previous image.
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    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    10/16/09

    @judgingnora: They could be veins, but I'm still suspicious. Not objecting to the abs, I've just never seen anyone with veins like that.
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    Image of samarkand samarkand
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    *nods*
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    Mary McCarthyite promoted this comment samarkand was starred samarkand was unstarred
    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    You know, I'm surprised stuff like this hasn't caught on amongst men. Maybe it's just embarrasment - they don't want to buy a product that tells the salesperson "I don't think my dick is big enough!" I actually have a pair of those Aussie Bum wonder-jock briefs* (DON'T JUDGE ME!), and they make a pretty noticeable difference. I quite like them. Geez, I feel dirty admitting this.

    *For those who don't know, these briefs have a little pouch on the inside of the front panel, into which you put your junk. The overall effect is that your junk sits higher and juts outwards more than it would on its own.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    10/14/09

    @GreyEminence: Two of my gay male friends own these. To my knowledge none have gone so far as ordering one of the fake penis knuckle-looking things you can "pack" the underwear with, but that could be just a matter of time. Completely anecdotal, but in my experience these kind of things (add in also butt-padded jeans) seem to be more popular amongst gay men.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/14/09

    @GreyEminence: With a trade name like "Aussie Bum", I would have thought they'd emphasize a different part of the anatomy.
    Shows what I know.
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    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 10/14/09 4:35 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    10/14/09

    In reply to Crotch-Watchers Beware: Calvin Klein Jeans "Enhance" Dudes' Junk
    I sometimes wear a padded bra. When I take it off the difference is noticeable. But nobody has ever said, O HAI, UR BOOBS ARE LIKE SHRUNK WTF!!1!

    I think the padded-codpiece is dopey but I doubt it'll enable insecurities or make men assume they have a "package" problem.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/14/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: a friend of mine was told that she was basically a lie, but she wore padded bras, extremely high heels (she was tiny) lots of makeup, contact lenses and dyed her hair.
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