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    Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent

    What's The Deal With Buying "Organic"?

    Halloween Hagyness Looks Just Like Misshapes Hagyness!

    Models Filling The Jobs Vacated By Celebrities Who Took Their Modeling Jobs
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    I have the biggest fucking girl-crush on Lara Stone, it's ridiculous.

    My patience is wearing thin with LL. It bugs me that her irrelevance continues to be celebrated. I don't have anything against the girl, but she doesn't do anything of any importance. It's bizarre to me that she continues to get endorsement deals, etc.

    I also hate the glamorization of really sad, tortured people. It's not glamorous, morons, it's tragic.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    I wish Lindsay Lohan would channel Lindsay Lohan for a change. Unless she wants to switch careers and become a Marilyn impersonator - which I'm sure she'd be great at.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    07/17/09

    @save jinger: To paraphrase Judy Garland, I'd rather be a first-rate version of myself than a second-rate version of someone else.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Is it just me or in the thumbnail of the Vogue picture does LiLo vaguely resemble Jane Krakowski?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/17/09

    @Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: True, I thought it was more Madonna, when I first saw the pic.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    My heart stopped when I read about Andre getting into gardening. I couldn't imagine him pulling weeds or rooting around in the dirt!

    I was ever so relieved when I read on to find out what his version of "gardening" is all about. Andre, you never fail to disappoint me when it comes to the absurd!
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Do people like Andre Leon Talley and Karl Lagerfeld actually work? I'm sort of under the impression that they just swan around like cartoon characters and say insane things. I have no idea what planet they come from, but I want to go to there. Only they could figure out how to garden without touching dirt or plants.
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    hortense promoted this comment Edited by Yahtzii at 07/17/09 11:51 AM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    07/17/09

    @Yahtzii: I have a feeling it involves bubbles. Big plastic bubbles they stay inside while they order people around in the garden. And they wear caftans in their bubbles, with Swarovski crystal embellished fingerless gardening gloves.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/17/09

    @stacyinbean: And turbans. Don't forget the turbans! With big feathers.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    07/17/09

    @stacyinbean: That explains a lot.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Lindsay, quit trying to make Marilyn happen. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!
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    hellosunshine was starred hellosunshine was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    But were any donuts injured during the robbery?!
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/17/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: A raspberry-filled suffered minor injuries. It was treated and released from a local Starbucks.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Tweets from Forever 21 indicate that a magazine for the brand is in the works.

    So...will they just put a different cover on Vogue and sell it at a lower price?
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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    07/17/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: That I might actually buy as some kind of Richard Prince conceptual art doohickey.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/17/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Will it fall apart after reading it once?
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    07/17/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Will you get it home and wonder what the hell you were thinking?
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Open note to Ms. Lepore: I would happily contribute where CIT has left off, provided you drop that price point below $300.
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    DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was starred DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton was unstarred
    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    dear lindsay,

    YOU ARE NOT MARILYN MONROE. you are not even CLOSE to her. ooh, you both had big boobs. having big boobs and red hair that you dye blonde doesn't make you marilyn monroe!

    stop the madness,
    rednrowdy
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    Image of seejanerun seejanerun
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Why do people rob Dunkin Donuts? Donuts are like 50 cents a piece. This is not exactly the makings of a heist to retire from.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment seejanerun was starred seejanerun was unstarred
    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/17/09

    @seejanerun: Why would anyone want to bring harm and discord to such a wonderful place? :(
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Let's just combine the first two items:

    Blonde. Bra. Sexy. Size 14. Not really. Oh my. My dress. Lingerie. Happy Birthday. Mr. president. Candle. In the Wind. Marilyn. Monroe.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    07/17/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: Brilliant!

    Next, there'll be a news item reporting that Lindsay stole the dress and the wig from the shoot.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    07/17/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: FOR-NA-RI-NA!
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    I'd imagine a Forever 21 magazine to be printed on that cheap newsprint-style paper you'd use as scratch paper for state testing in elementary school.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of margareita metermaid margareita metermaid
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Lindsay Lohan dressing up like Marilyn Monroe? NO WAY, that is just too crazy to believe. Nothing like that has EVER happened before in a photo shoot.
    I don't know who's fault it is-- her publicist who is dead set on making everyone think Lindsay's 'downward spiral' is so so Marilyn in order to make her appear more interesting, or photographers who are simply out of ideas...whatever the cause, enough already. It's boring.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    07/17/09

    @margareita metermaid: I don't know what's worse...Lindsay's apparently obsession with a beautiful, yet tragic, figure, or the fact that everyone is eager to compare them, despite the grim fate that Marilyn met.

    I honestly think there's some desire on Hollywood's part to make her into a classic tragic figure. The whole live-fast-die-young-glamour.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    07/17/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: I don't know, I have never read anything where anyone else compared her to Marilyn- it always seems to be her, prattling on to the interviewer about their "many similarities" and "common spirits." To me it sounds like some twisted delusion of grandeur from whatever drugs she is no doubt on.
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    Image of heatherdazy heatherdazy
    07/17/09

    In reply to Lindsay Gets A Gig; Kylie Creates Men's Scent
    Ew, I'm so over Lindsay's wanna be Marilyn act.
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    ellaesther promoted this comment heatherdazy was starred heatherdazy was unstarred
    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    07/17/09

    @heatherdazy: I'm kind of over the ENTIRE Hollywood/fashion industry approach of "let's take beautiful woman A and make her look like beautiful-but-dead/ beautiful-but-old woman B! It'll totes be an homage!" Sigh. Two industries, so many tiny minds.

    Also, speaking of the words "Lindsay" and "act" appearing in the same sentence, I would really like to see her actually act again. I mean, I know she's working on something right now, but I won't believe it's worth ticket price until I see it. The child can act -- she truly can! Sigh, again.
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    ellaesther was starred ellaesther was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    07/17/09

    @ellaesther: I've started to see ads for Labor Pains or whatever on ABC Family. So she does have a (made-for-TV) movie coming out soon, at least.
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    cate3710 was starred cate3710 was unstarred
    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    07/17/09

    @cate3710: So I won't even have to pay so much as a cable bill to find out how she did! Excellent!

    (Full disclosure: I am one of those people who should be wise enough to know that, as I don't know this woman, I should have no emotion about her whatsoever, but I am actively pulling for her to right her ship and live a happy life. You go, Linds! But stop doing homage-as-fashion. Plz.)
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